Monkey 9934 to 9931 team up to avenge 9935's death, but the Kremlings kill all four of them.
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
Monkey 9930 tries to sue the Survivors from L4D. The survivors promptly kick the monkey off the roof of Vannah Hotel.
Edited by Thartler on Jan 18th 2024 at 4:48:21 PM
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
Manky Kong and Minkey kill Monkey 9929 and 9928 with barrels and rocks, respectively.
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
D'oh! Monkey 9927 has been backstabbed! There's a spy nearby...
D'oh! Monkey 9926 has been backstabbed! There's a spy nearby...
D'oh! Monkeys 9925 and 9924 were found dead! Monkey 9923 was caught and executed for being a spy for enemy monkey team!
Edited by Thartler on Jan 18th 2024 at 8:48:46 PM
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Monkey 9922 just dies out of nowhere of unknown circumstances.
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 18th 2024 at 9:39:02 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
Monkey 9921 proposes a monetary system and is promptly beaten to death by all of the remaining monkeys.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
The Cartoonified Lemon (not my pfp)
Monkey 9920 was not the Impostor.
~ When life gives you lemons, trope away
Very Spooky
Monkey 9919 goes back in time and kills his grandfather Monkey 9918, erasing him and Monkeys 9917-9910 from existence.
back lol
I'm Only Sleeping
Monkey 9909 tried to dilute sulfuric acid with what it thought was water, only to find out it was hydrogen peroxide. It then gets melted into nothing by the resultant piranha solution
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Edited by Kinkajou on Jan 18th 2024 at 6:20:09 PM
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Monkey 9908 is beaten to death by an Infernape and a Rillaboom.
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
Monkeys 9907 to 9900 are ruthlessly hunted down and killed by Keiki Haniyasushin and her haniwa forces, who thought they were spies for the Animal Matriarchs. (Only 9902 & 9905 were.)
The Cartoonified Lemon (not my pfp)
A secret time traveler poisons food that Monkey 9899 just so happens to eat in the past, killing him and his grandchildren, Monkeys 9898 - 9890.
~ When life gives you lemons, trope away
Monkey 9889 and Monkey 9888 were accidentally locked in a sauna. Unable to leave, they die of overheating.
Knuckles the Echidna
Monkey 9887, being the one responsible for locking the sauna outside as a prank, gets beaten up by Monkey 9886. Another monkey witnesses it and uses a chair to kill 9886, with the latter ultimately succumbing and dying to his injuries.
Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 18th 2024 at 7:55:25 PM
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
I'm Only Sleeping
9885, 9884, and 9883 all decide to re-enact a Three Stooges sketch. Unfortunately, they go overboard on the slapstick and die of massive internal bleeding.
Edited by Kinkajou on Jan 18th 2024 at 7:53:20 PM
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Don't Try It
9882 and 9881 were playing hot potato with a grenade. Guess what happened...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
9880 falls into a wood chipper.
Anime Guy
Monkeys 9979 and 9978 tried to save the aforementioned monkey and end up having to hide the body. The Monkey Police catch them in the act and are sentenced to death.
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.
Bob's antics end up killing Monkeys 9977-9973 as collateral damage.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 18th 2024 at 10:26:22 AM
Knuckles the Echidna
Monkey 9972 dies from bleeding after cutting himself with a katana, pretending he is a samurai and all.
Edited by TheOther36 on Jan 18th 2024 at 9:29:02 PM
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
I'm Only Sleeping
9971 and 9970 were doing the horizontal tango. Unfortunately the people running the experiment realized that this could potentially add some more monkeys and decided to euthanize them with carbon dioxide.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
Monkeys 9969, 9968, 9967, 9966, and 9965 were jumping on the bed. They all fell off and died of head injuries.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Knuckles the Echidna
Monkey 9964 slept on that same bed, but when he only finds out that it's a Murphy's Bed, he accidentally folds it back and ends up with 9964 being crushed to death.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The Cartoonified Lemon (not my pfp)
A continuation to the above two. Their mother, Monkey 9863 (did you guys just go back to the 9900s?), died fron the stress put upon her by all the calls back to the doctor.
Edited by iReekOfLemons on Jan 18th 2024 at 9:00:39 AM
~ When life gives you lemons, trope away
King K. Rool tramples Monkey 9935 to death.