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WoomyPearl SheZow the Pal Tamer from Orlando, FL Since: Feb, 2023
SheZow the Pal Tamer
#326: Mar 21st 2024 at 4:32:31 AM

Monkey 8877 played Donkey Kong IRL with Monkey 1 (8877 as Mario, 8875 as Pauline, and 1 as Donkey Kong).

8877 got crushed by the barrels.

8875 died of heartbreak because her boyfriend got crushed to death.

1 lived to tell the tale (as he wouldn’t die for another few years judging by the rate in which we are killing the monkeys).

[down] Monkey 8876 already died according to the guy who posted before me.

Edited by WoomyPearl on Mar 21st 2024 at 7:44:38 AM

(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
chino514 Since: Dec, 2021
#327: Mar 21st 2024 at 4:35:05 AM

Monkey 8872 was executed for the deaths of 8877 and 8875 (1 framed 8872 for killing those two monkeys.)

[up]Fixed, post above me.

Edited by chino514 on Mar 21st 2024 at 5:59:42 AM

Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
#328: Mar 21st 2024 at 5:12:02 AM

8874 tried to get revenge on 1 but couldn't win

J99908 The Pride of Nazumah from Nazumah (duh) Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Pride of Nazumah
#329: Mar 21st 2024 at 5:58:16 AM

8873 started a CIA-backed military dictatorship South America, but was later executed by the CIA when his interests didn’t match their own.

Better to fight, than to live in fear.
Idunnowhattoputhere badly drawn in MS Paint from everywhere Since: Mar, 2023
badly drawn in MS Paint
#330: Mar 21st 2024 at 10:09:09 AM

8872 was launched from a cannon, dying from impact three posts later

chino514 Since: Dec, 2021
#331: Mar 21st 2024 at 11:52:30 AM

8871 slipped on a banana peel right out of a skydiving plane without a parachute.

Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
#332: Mar 21st 2024 at 2:11:07 PM

8870-8867 all got swatted with a monkey swatter

ZeTropeGuy999 Professional branded pen enjoyer from Tessa's Ship Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Professional branded pen enjoyer
#333: Mar 24th 2024 at 4:36:23 PM

8866 got squished by 8872.

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YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#336: Mar 24th 2024 at 6:56:24 PM

8847 to 8854 got hit by the flying window shards, and died from their wounds after bleeding too much.

Everything that lives is designed to end...
LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime The Prosecutor from Newfoundland Since: Oct, 2022 Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
#338: Mar 25th 2024 at 2:08:56 AM

8845 and 8844 got sucked into a black hole that's gone rogue

TheShattered0513 Spartan-B066 from Wandering the Commonwealth. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Spartan-B066
#339: Mar 26th 2024 at 12:14:06 AM

8843 got caught in a plasma bombardment and was glassed with the surrounding land.

"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#340: Mar 26th 2024 at 12:56:02 AM

8838 through 8842 attempted to recover 8843's body, but the extreme heat, one that's almost comparable to standing directly on the sun's surface, kills them before they could even reach him.

Everything that lives is designed to end...
Janker72 Baiken's not amused from de_dust2 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Baiken's not amused
#341: Mar 26th 2024 at 2:22:33 AM

8837 attempts to reach 8843's body via digging an underground tunnel, but is eaten by a Digger Zombie.

Thou cannot say landlubber! It is offensive
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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TheOther36 Dr. Ivo Robotnik from Earth Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
#343: Mar 26th 2024 at 5:48:04 AM

8835, though wearing a protective suit, died due to complications regarding the atmosphere of the plasma bombardment site. Turns out, there was a tiny hole in his suit, that even his crew didn't notice.

Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
#344: Mar 26th 2024 at 7:02:05 AM

8834 had so little empathy it was fatal

ZeTropeGuy999 Professional branded pen enjoyer from Tessa's Ship Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#345: Mar 26th 2024 at 7:12:14 AM

8833: Bob is not allowed to kill monkeys by turning them into rules.

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Adembergz Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
#347: Mar 26th 2024 at 1:15:59 PM

8831 tried to save the other 8830 by sacrificing themselves

lemmmmmmmmmmonade Nuclear Man from PHILLAYYYY (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Nuclear Man
#348: Mar 26th 2024 at 1:27:06 PM

8830 was silenced by the local government for being a vocal member of their local communist party

/points at my reflection in a mirror/ lmao what a freak am i right
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#349: Mar 27th 2024 at 11:28:50 PM

[up][up]There were 10000 monkeys at the start and the last monkey to die was number 8830. Therefore, we have actually killed 1171 monkeys as of this post, meaning there were 1170 monkeys we've killed when you posted, not 8830, mathematically speaking.

8820 to 8829 got nuked by the Tsar Bomba, much to their obliviousness.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 28th 2024 at 1:36:34 AM

Everything that lives is designed to end...
chino514 Since: Dec, 2021
#350: Mar 28th 2024 at 3:01:30 AM

8819 to 8810 didn't expect the Spanish Inquistion.


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