Above Troper Out Of Context

was your weak spot below your left armpit

...yes? It sure is nice having an integumentary system, I guess...

Can I have a hammerspace backpack?

> Check around if the smoke attracted any unwanted presence

He has lipstick on.

How about we go look for guys who actually needs to be handcuffed?

Murder, theft, assault, corporate espionage, high treason, drug and weapons trafficking, possession of drugs and weapons, banditry, and ripping a young girl's teddy bear in front of her.

do you normally sport a tie and a flat-top

BECAUSE IT'S PERFECTLY FINE TO DO SO, DUMMY!

Nosferatu is good.

I think that's a pair of jeans that looks like a face.

It's always been a fringe topic/conspiracy theory, one with believers, but also tons of doubt and mockery.

Yay! More movie madness!

Slips on a banana peel and falls into a meat grinder.

'Ello, typical anti-necro poster.

I must say, I love the thought of attacking all those people, but I wouldn't do it for some stupid kid.

(then again, that face was legitimately making me feel ill too)

One time, when I was practicing my perfectly safe hobby of juggling live grenades in a pit of poisonous snakes, a skydiving moose's parachute failed to deploy and it landed on my head and I died. I got better though, so it's all fine.

me when my leg is broken again and my kidnapper slipped and fell and died

Hates trucks with a fiery passion.

“Has the dry period gotten longer and more obnoxious this year or is it just me? Getting longer and more obnoxious.”

I am so screwed beyond belief.

Letting the Secret Service kit your craft for "testing purposes".

Goofus is a bigot towards everyone, including his own kind.

Do they have to cause so much destruction across the land they walk around?