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FOFD Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#1: Aug 15th 2022 at 8:46:20 PM

Dead Meat is a horror commentary channel on You Tube founded by James A. Janisse of The Practical Folks in 2017. The channel's primary draw is The Kill Count series, where James tallies up the body count in horror movies while offering commentary and trivia on the films covered. At the end of each Kill Count, the numbers are tallied up and broken down before the film is awarded a "Golden Chainsaw" and "Dull Machete" for best and worst kill respectively. Besides the Kill Count, other videos are made covering James' various trips to horror conventions, comparing alternate versions of the same film to demonstrate the differences and determine which is the better watch in a series called the Cut Comparison, and interview well-known figures such as actors, content creators, and wrestlers on their favorite horror movies in a series appropriately named What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?

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#2: Aug 15th 2022 at 10:11:13 PM

This is so weird. I know of this movie but I thought I knew about it because it as already covered in the Kill Count. So imagine my surprise seeing it being the latest episode.

FOFD Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#3: Aug 16th 2022 at 5:56:12 AM

What are some of your favorite episodes? I'm gonna post some of mine up top to liven up the opening post.

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TwinBird Dunkies addict from Eastern Mass Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#4: Aug 16th 2022 at 7:25:00 AM

[up][up] He probably mentioned it in his Tournament of Champions review.

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Superjohn Joyful angel from Heaven Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#5: Aug 16th 2022 at 7:49:49 AM

I liked his George Romero Zombie movie trilogy(Night, Dawn, and Day). Especially the behind the scenes stuff he mentions(Like how for the Dawn shooting they only were allowed to shoot during the off hours, or how they screwed up a explosion).

In fact I like a lot of the behind the scenes stuff he mentions in the kill counts.

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
dragonfire5000 from Where gods fear to tread Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Aug 16th 2022 at 10:39:31 AM

[up]Same here; I really like it when YouTubers talk about behind-the-scenes stuff. I liked his episode on Sleepaway Camp a lot because the included clips of cast member interviews were really interesting to see.

It's also rather nice to hear when filming a horror movie turned out to be a great time for the people involved.

Weirdguy149 The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher from A cabin in the woods Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
#7: Aug 16th 2022 at 11:27:41 AM

My favorites tend to be the really obscure ones that I never heard of before. For example, this upcoming one, Wolf Creek, or that terrifying one from a few weeks back, Pontypool.

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
uncertanSearcher The Power of Toons and Anime from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
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#8: Aug 16th 2022 at 11:38:57 AM

I can only agree, I originally started watching him just for the kills, but now I'm absolutely in it for a bunch of neat making off info and to learn about some hidden gem horror movies.

diddyknux (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#9: Aug 21st 2022 at 6:24:58 AM

James begins a re-count of the Chucky franchise with its first movie, Child's Play.

I actually don't have a lot of nostalgia for the first movie, though. I started with Bride, and then saw 2 and 3 later, so those are the three that really stick out to me. Still, these re-counts are always a lot of fun, so I enjoyed this.

dragonfire5000 from Where gods fear to tread Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Sep 16th 2022 at 3:58:33 PM

James recently released a Kill Count for The Wolfman (2010). He definitely does a lot of delving into the behind-the-scenes stuff on the effects, and it's always nice seeing him appreciate the work put into a movie even if he himself didn't enjoy it all that much.

jakobitis Doctor of Doctorates from Somewhere, somewhen Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#11: Sep 22nd 2022 at 12:22:56 AM

I quite like that James has never been tempted to go Caustic Critic and always treats films fairly even if he doesn't care for it.

"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel."
FOFD Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#12: Sep 22nd 2022 at 12:55:08 PM

[up]Check out his reviews for the sequels to I Know What You Did Last Summer.

[lol] legit the most angry I have ever seen him

Akira Toriyama (April 5 1955 - March 1, 2024).
Weirdguy149 The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher from A cabin in the woods Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
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#13: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:00:34 PM

The few times he actually is a Caustic Critic, he's very funny.

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
KnownUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Sep 22nd 2022 at 1:42:29 PM

I’ve always liked how, while James clearly prefers practical effects to CGI, he still nerds out and goes well into loving detail and respect on how computer generated effects are made and all the work that goes into making them look the way they do. It’s refreshing given that most reviewers in his position would just stop the sentence at “CGI bad.”

I don’t watch a lot of horror movies and am finicky about most horror genres, but I love Kill Count as a means of reviewing the content and what’s great about them and their production. before I actually watch them.

"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.
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#15: Oct 9th 2022 at 6:32:15 AM

After finishing the Childs Play recounts (in spite of the copyright fuckery), James covers some new content with the first season of the Chucky tv series.

TwinBird Dunkies addict from Eastern Mass Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#16: Feb 19th 2023 at 2:09:10 AM

So this isn't quite a bump, because I do have something to say, but it is because it's nonsense. I'm currently in a place that has me reminded of a particular film that's a rather conspicuous omission from Janisse's oeuvre, I assume in part since there are so few kills. (The Golden Chainsaw would be a gimme, and it'd have to be a "no machete," since giving it to the other kill would be sacrilege.)

(Also, am I the only one who thinks it'd be a fun April Fool's gag to do a Kill Count on Poltergeist?)

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TwinBird Dunkies addict from Eastern Mass Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#17: May 13th 2023 at 1:17:39 AM

Okay, this one is a bump.

I only posted this because at 18:39 I forgot I'm not physically capable of laughing.

Edited by TwinBird on May 13th 2023 at 12:11:23 PM

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TwinBird Dunkies addict from Eastern Mass Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
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#18: May 15th 2023 at 5:54:08 AM

Also, "two shoulder stabs wouldn't kill anyone?" Uh, pretty sure there are a lot of arteries up there, Zoren.

(Sorry, this probably should've been an edit, but too late now.)

Edited by TwinBird on May 15th 2023 at 10:36:12 AM

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#19: May 15th 2023 at 11:56:39 AM

Anyone else looking forward to that movie called Pre-Game they're making? I loved that teaser.

Not even stars last forever.
uncertanSearcher The Power of Toons and Anime from Germany Since: Oct, 2017
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#20: Oct 20th 2023 at 9:50:21 AM

Reviving this thread because holy shit we got fucking Danganronpa on the Kill Count.

Branching out into different mediums then films sure is taking us to some unexpected places.

Also Chelsea's cosplay game is on point.

FOFD Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#21: Oct 20th 2023 at 10:58:34 AM

I've fallen out with the channel. Fun that they're doing video games now though. I saw a Mortal Kombat X thumbnail a while ago.

Akira Toriyama (April 5 1955 - March 1, 2024).
diddyknux (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#22: Oct 20th 2023 at 11:02:15 AM

Yeah, they've decided to branch and try new things, since with the recent strikes, they want to be careful what they cover.

FOFD Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#23: Oct 20th 2023 at 11:10:42 AM

Oof. Makes sense.

Akira Toriyama (April 5 1955 - March 1, 2024).
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#24: Oct 20th 2023 at 11:16:22 AM

Gotta respect that. I've been wanting them to do Jeepers Creepers for years, but Janice makes a very convincing argument on why he won't.

#IceBearForPresident
Weirdguy149 The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher from A cabin in the woods Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
#25: Oct 20th 2023 at 11:48:19 AM

To those curious as to why he won't cover Jeepers Creepers: its director, Victor Salva, is a kid diddler, and thus he won't cover any of his movies until he dies.

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.

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