How Do We Make [Insert Work Here] Bad?

3. The new theme song is Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice, but the lyrics are just "Go, ninja, go, ninja, go!" on loop for 20 seconds.

4. “Dance of Doom” plays constantly in the background.

5. It's not even themed on LEGO anymore.

6.All the ninja except Lloyd get A bridge dropped on them

7. Introducing samurai! The real samurai.

8. Because the characters are ninjas, one of the screenwriters is an Occidental Otaku who occasionally replaces them with Naruto characters For the Lulz.

9. In some scenes, they run out of LEGO and have to use MEGA BLOCKS instead. Yes, even some of the minifigures!

10. They're not even ninjas anymore; they're just normal people who learned ninjitsu through watching a Ninja movie.

1. Random footage from the series is edited into the film. That surely won't confuse the viewers!

2. The audio is recorded in 160 decibels, so it will harm your ears even if you try to put it in the lowest volume possible.

3.The film is randomly interrupted by real football games.

4. Football and foosball are used interchangeably, confusing everyone involved.

Are you referring to Underdogs United? Y'know, the series Metegol was (supposedly) used as the basis for?

5. The foosball figures are designed to be more in line of what real-life foosball figures look like... And by that, I mean they're faceless, armless, personality-less minifigures who are indistinguishable from one another apart from color, like these.

6. In keeping the redesigned characters, all the foosball figures share the same personality and brain cell.

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7. Amadeo is somehow even more bland and uninteresting than in the original.

8. The movie now takes place in the same universe as another 2013 film named Underdogs.

9. It also takes place in the same universe as Underdog, The Underdoggs, and even its Spin-Off Underdogs United; the latter of which is retconned into a Sequel Series that still acts as if it's an Alternate Continuity, so expect a lot of Fanon Discontinuity and Continuity Lock-Out.

10. Sepp Blatter makes a cameo.

Speaking of which:

United Passions

1. Everyone in the film's pre-2000s-2010s scenes now use the technology of said decades. This is not limited to phones and the cars they drive.

2. Blatant authoritarianism being the "rules" of said "dreams". As a result, this film accidentally shows the process of the development of the authoritarian personality in a person.

3. Everyone exclusively speaks in either political or football jargon, oftentimes both.

4.There is blatant Author Tract about how their least favourite football team are evil and their favourite are Saints who can do no wrong

5. The characters speak entirely in political/football jargon, but simultaneously have no idea what they're talking about.