6. Characters from The Amazing Digital Circus make out-of-place cameos.
Currently Reading: N/A7. The entire show is only visible as a hidden object stereogram, also known as a Magic Eye.
8.It is Dumbed down For kids.
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.9. Sponsored by Lockheed Martin
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!1.Jake Sully becomes a Misanthrope Supreme and is portrayed entirely in the right.
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing2. The screenwriters got confused by the title, so characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender keep showing up.
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3. The Na'Vi are really people in shoddy fursuits with neon colours.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!4. The Native American parallels are ramped up, complete with a stand-in for Andrew Jackson displacing them all.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.5. Trudy dies at the beginning of the movie before she can show how badass she is
6. There's a scene of Quaritch deep-drying a puppy and making a sandwich out of it to establish he's the bad guy.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!7. Jake's Avatar form loses his legs to match his human form.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.8. Everything done by Na'Vi is portrayed as right. Everything. Even genocide of humans.
(do we even need to do this? it's plenty bad enough already, imo)
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing9. Everyone now drives and owns a car. The 21st century kind, in fact, which defeats the film's environmentalist message.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.10. The Na'Vi are animated in extremely obvious CGI, defeating the film's claim to fame as a visual masterpiece.
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
1. Now it's 1000 girlfriends instead. Scratch that, 1000000.
Literally every problem with Capitalism is Inherent in the System2. They are really, really, really, really, Really 700 Years Old.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.3. Each episode starts with said 1000000 girlfriends being added with another 1000000 more.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.4. And in the final episode, all of the girlfriends die in a nuclear holocaust, making the journey completely pointless.
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably5. Slavery's on the menu in the harem!
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hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?6. All of the girlfriends collectively break up with the main character in exchange for each other.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.7. The many, many girlfriends clutter up the episode, making sure the viewer is confused to know who gets the screentime.
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"8. The girls are all indistinguishable blonde-haired, blue-eyed girls named Karen, and surprise, surprise, Rentarou can't tell any of them apart!
9. Every episode features an instance of Sex Starts, Story Stops.
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5. The characters say swear words in every phrase.
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably