1. Lucky Chloe can kill everyone in one hit.
2. Every character is a variation of Lucky Chloe
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
resident girlfail
3. You can trip randomly, even when standing still.
4. Devil Jin's default skin has pink hair and pink clothes.
dork: silent assassin
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Don't you mean Devil Chloe?
5. Parts of each character's moveset are locked behind grind-oriented objectives. Which, of course, you can skip by spending money.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
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6. Armor King Chloe and Noctis Chloe Lucis Caelum are still paid DLC, but have the exact same moves as some of the Chloes on the regular roster.
7. Replace every sound track with Lucky Chloe singing. Badly and with her sounding like she's drunk and high at the same time.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
BORK
8. The AI constantly breaks the rules and has moves the player doesn't have access to.
Google Snake Game.
9. All of the background textures are replaced by... you guessed it, Lucky Chloe.
just some guy.
10. The music is played on a kazoo.
1. All the punches have a second long delay where the opponent moves at the same speed as normal.
Edited by Ore-O on Mar 23rd 2020 at 12:08:45 PM
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
AKA Nixer
2. You have to actually train in boxing before you start playing. It's mandatory. And in the EULA that you didn't read.
Edited by Enirboreh on Mar 23rd 2020 at 4:34:04 PM
bork
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
3. Each round only lasts for half a minute
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 23rd 2020 at 5:45:07 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
resident girlfail
4. Every fight is against a harder version of Mike Tyson from the original.
Light and Hope
5. No blocking or dodging.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."6. You cannot TKO Tyson.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Heya there! I'm West.
Psst, we gotta finish this round first.
8. There are no punches, but pokes.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
An eagle
9. All opponents are allowed to freely cheat
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
10. You have to drink vodka every second to keep your character powerful and strong. Enjoy mashing the vodka drinking button for the sake of drinking vodka.
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Alas, poor Gundham.
Edited by Mhazard on Mar 25th 2020 at 8:17:39 PM
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
1. The NSFW events are reintroduced.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Braids From S286 Not Included
2. Arena Events happen every update.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
An eagle
3. There is no watchlist
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
4. Girls' Frontline tributes are nominated every season.
Edited by leafsaber47 on Mar 25th 2020 at 8:27:09 AM
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
10.
Certain plants and levels are only accessible through extensive grinding or microtransactionsoh wait that's just Plants Vs Zombies 2Tekken 7
Edited by ArmoredFury on Mar 22nd 2020 at 8:50:13 PM
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