Perpetually Confused
I completely forgot the Formaldehyde Raptor.
The Head of the Hydra
Its a damn shame the couple didn't die horribly.
Who the fuck steals raptor eggs?!
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."
Disasturbator
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
They're even more useless than the kids in the first Jurassic Park and the girl who released all the dinosaurs in Fallen Kingdom, combined.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Fast Five: Fast & Furious 5 Pitch Meeting
Lost in Space
"We can't stop and do a deep dive on every person Dom kills, you know. It's just fun and they're dead and we move on, and it was a great time." "That's fair."
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The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
So I believe this movie is the center point between the semi-serious race movies and the balls to the walls insane spy movies.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Perpetually Confused
It very much is
Perpetually Confused
Edited by Ghilz on May 28th 2020 at 10:27:11 AM
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I appreciate them for not going political with this.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lost in Space
Honestly, as social commentary goes, this particular one is kind of tame for Ryan lately.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Inception Pitch Meeting
Lost in Space
Nice, Ryan. I'm going to be very original and compliment him for his strength in carrying the entire Screen Rant channel on his back.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Pitch Meeting
Lost in Space
"Well, it sounds like a movie."
Perpetually Confused
This month's great train wreck, the in name only "adaptation" of Artemis Fowl
Lost in Space
Chalk me up as part of the group that's only heard of the IP, never read it. Ryan has, thankfully, saved me the trouble of watching the movie as well.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Howard the Duck Pitch Meeting
Lost in Space
Oh noooooo. I have to watch this.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
And I thought that the Howard the Duck googly eyes were too ridiculous to start with.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lost in Space
So, here's the problem with doing a Pitch Meeting for this film: it's already so ludicrous that taking the piss out of it is just saying what happens. There's only so much you can add.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Lost in Space
Okay, I know this isn't the Ryan George thread, but it might as well be. He just tweeted about a sketch he did for... Doritos Canada. Seriously. It has to be seen to be believed. I'll give the Twitter link
so you don't go to a merchandiser's site without warning. Also, it's age-gated (16+) for some reason, possibly because of the man-nipples.
I won't spoil the rest of it.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
What It's Like Dealing With Customer Service Online
Jurassic Park III Pitch Meeting