Why Should I Hire Your Avatar?

She eventually sings for her brother's wedding.

Air traffic controller

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 13th 2019 at 1:21:01 AM

Flamethrowers are great for making signals

Teacher

Rafael is the oldest of his siblings and has a whole bunch of little brothers, so he's used to dealing with a mob of kids.

Lifeguard?

They can fly and rescue anyone drowning in an instant.

Zookeeper

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 16th 2019 at 12:09:03 PM

Despite what the name may imply, La Muerte is a friend to all living things, so she's sure to get along well with all the animals.

School Headmaster

One simple reason: Cats Are Superior

Hard Light grass cutters, solar power, do I need to say more?

History teacher.

He has all the information you could possibly need.

Sign language interpreter.

Being an Eevee, she has to communicate with people nonverbally anyway.

Lifeguard.

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Edited by arcada188 on Sep 20th 2019 at 9:38:43 PM

Caitlin Snow is a highly skilled medical professional, meaning she could easily perform any necessary procedures to save a drowning person after pulling them out of the water.

Lounge singer.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Sep 20th 2019 at 1:39:11 PM

She has the look for it, and probably the voice.

Bodyguard.

Okay, so... let's see. Klang here is a ridiculously huge^note To wit, he's at least a head taller than Baloo, a bear.◊ A fan sourcepage lists him as 7'1'', though he might be taller snake with a metal jaw that bites through chains, as well a pair of rather simple steel prosthetics that Klang is only capable of holding together through sheer willpower (and very likely musclepower, too). He's a pretty good choice, I think.

Thanks!

Soccer commentator.

Edited by arcada188 on Sep 20th 2019 at 10:29:27 PM

Even if the commentary the four lads give isn't very accurate, it'll certainly be entertaining. Vyvyan yelling near-unintelligible comments that seem to focus mostly on any violence going on on-field and how there's really not enough of it, Mike taking the opportunity to play bookie, Neil fighting a losing battle with his microphone, and Rick grumbling that the whole game is fascist anyway.

Clown?

Wigglytuff is already a silly Pokemon. It'll be more than happy to have a job that entertains kids, all while getting to be a goofball. It's perfect for the role, I say!

A mechanic.

It's implied that the girls in Azur Lane tend to work on and maintain their own equipment themselves (when they don't offload their work to dedicated repair/engineering ships, that is). If that's the case, then Zara should be well-versed in maintaining naval equipment, from engines and bilge pumps to gun batteries and fire control equipment.

Psychopomp

Sorbet would be a nice and friendly presence who could calm the dead people down as they go into the afterlife.... I guess?

I'm pretty nice in general and I always try to help when I can. I figured I'd be great for the passengers overall.

Um... he's good with robotics? Also he knows a hacker. I'm really stretching this, aren't I?

Schoolteacher

He can teach your kids how to sing "Humpty Dumpty"

Zoo Guardian

What better to guard a zoo that 56,000 tons of steel armed with nine 16in/50 caliber cannons that can hurl 2700 lbs of FREEDOM towards any threat within 24 miles?

Call Center Operator

Is a HUGE sticker to the rules, and has worked for at least 4000 years.

You need to provide a new job opening.

Since no new job was provided...

Nurse

She can literally be a healer here with her magic.