Dagded Dujardin
Meta Knight may look gruff but he's a sweetheart, same with Lucina they will make a good job entertaining children.
Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:59:28 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Not sure why you'd want to hire a Starscream, unless it's a deliberate ploy to stop yourself from getting too complacent in your victories. In that case, Zedan would be perfect, being the kind of Psycho for Hire that loves a good and bloody challenge, but loves it slightly less than he loves getting paid boatloads of cash - so if your paychecks start to bounce, you're in big trouble. That's got to be a motivating factor, if nothing else. :V
Bus Driver.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Facing the consequences.
Just look at him. He's already driving a mecha. Surely he can handle driving a simple bus.
Researcher.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Jer gets all the girls
Gomez would throw himself into it with as much enthusiasm as he does everything else. Also, he's interested in tonnes of weird shit already, so he's got a head start!
Backup Dancer
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Lovely Legilimens
As a Gem, she dances with others to fuse.
Surgeon
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That's not how it works. You have to explain why your current avatar's fit for the job, not pick one who's best suited for it. In fact, there's a thread for that.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 17th 2019 at 1:21:33 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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I promise you that her patients will be alive and well as Abyssals after their operations.
Tailor
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Mighty demon dog-thing
He's really good at gathering materials, got a keen hand-eye coordination and the largest selection of clothes in all of Hyrule
Archaeologist
Edited by johannes4123 on Jan 13th 2019 at 9:55:25 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Heya there! I'm West.
He/She/It’s a Friend to All Living Things.
Actor/Actress
Edited by JTTWlover on Jan 13th 2019 at 10:18:52 AM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Lovely Legilimens
She can shapeshift and act out the role.
I'll try this again: Surgeon
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 17th 2019 at 1:21:20 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Tell me something happy
Ice Bear can do pretty much anything, given enough time.
Kindergarten teacher.
Edited by burinnu on Jan 13th 2019 at 9:45:17 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Ene's pretty fun and spunky, I'd imagine she'd be at least half decent at entertaining kids.
Pastry baker
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Mighty demon dog-thing
Link can easily gather whatever ingredients he would need and can cook pretty much anything in a matter of seconds
A lumberjack
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Lovely Legilimens
It may not be her directive, but she can use her Arm Cannon to blast trees.
Beta tester
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 23rd 2019 at 12:44:44 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
M590 is very meticulous. She'll make sure every inch of the program tested and checked for bugs every time, no matter how small the differences are between versions. SPAS-12 is... less reliable, but keep some food within her arms' reach and she'll do just as well.
Event organizer.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Kano would be about as capable as anyone else, though given his personality the event might turn out more comedic/ridiculous than anything.
Military general
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
They/it might not be the best at tactics and strategy but can easily defeat most armies, a small enough of soldiers might a bit more difficult though due to their size.
Stand-up comedian
Lovely Legilimens
She can make a pun or two, courtesy of a certain skeleton in blue. (Hey, that rhymed!)
Diplomat
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 1st 2019 at 9:25:42 PM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Heya there! I'm West.
Given out that she speaks three languages (Chinese, French and English), (I’m gonna call her SY) SY can surly be a diplomat.
Hero/Heroine
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
He's literally already in training to become one. At Japan's most prestigious hero academy at that.
Ninja
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Both Prinz Eugens can pass off as ordinary human girls (despite being personifications of a floating death fortress). Espionage shouldn't be that much of a problem for them.
Cheese maker
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
He'll make your cheese stink with no additional costs.
Sign language interpreter.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
Well, this petilil, being a pokemon cannot actually speak, but they could use their SOOPER SHADOW POWAHZ to form words or something.
Airplane cabin crew
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
She's pretty charming and good with people in emergencies considering she's a pro hero in training. Might get a bit awkward if her more curious side shows though.
Fighter jet pilot
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
i lived bitch
...Mihaly's already one, and a ace at that. Managing to pull off the moves he does, even with the assistance of a AI system and special G-suits, at his age, is no mean feat.
Personal bodyguard?
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
She's an Eccentric Mentor like Dumbledore, and I can see her promoting science.
Mall Santa
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 9th 2019 at 2:10:34 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."