Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
the murdersheep become the murdered sheep, rip
be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbeNot surprised, both of my tributes get eliminated in arena event, still satisfied as both already racked up a couple of kill before their demise though.
Edited by Justkong033 on Apr 28th 2024 at 1:25:55 AM
As I said on Discord, that "offensive social media post" event is correctly coded so that P2 is implied to have killed P1 over the latter's post about them, so Johnson killed Waddle Doo there instead of the other way around. We'll fix that event's pronouns next season since JNML got confused over them.
Also, NTC said that the "thrown off the building in retaliation" and "jumps off the building to escape the murderous tribute" AE sub-events had their kills and natural deaths mixed upnote , but he assured us that this wouldn't affect the MM results at the end. Therefore, JNML's manual kill tallynote is correct.
Anyway, seems that the carnivorous Red Death had to settle for less! Meanwhile, I guess Bubble's opinion of Nemmie (if she's the subject of his presentation) is a bad one since he ditched her in a game of hide n' seek.
And if I had a nickel for every time a male human tribute studied the Art of Tankery in a JNML-hosted season... don't worry, it's just an observation.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 27th 2024 at 4:04:49 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Aw, Dark Kairi got killed with an Animality.
Added Jake to the Host Reservation List since he'll host next season!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!" Seventy-two. That's the number of the tributes we started with.
And now, only less than two dozens of souls - twenty-two tributes are remaining.
We shall observe and see this season to the end.
Yes, Oz. I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, shall congratulate all of the tributes who have gotten this far. Now, then... let's continue!
- V2's birth is the most unusual of all which takes place in a stadium's restroom. I can't explain or imagine about why this happened to V2!
- Oh? It seems like an enchanted spell revealeth that Meursault and Ginerva transformed into merfolk while swimming!
- ...uh...hahaha! ...excuse me, as Cave Johnson's funny event had caught me laughing.
- The Red Death's shrewd comes handy once more as a doll resembling Kong with a nametag reading "Ikkou" was left behind, discovered before Kong's death to Ikkou.
- It seems thine are confused by what it looks like Bubble feasting on Anemone's corpse! Yes, it is true that Bubble killed Anemone, but her body was disposed and buried earlier, as all that thou are seeing is a cake that looks like Anemone.
- Monty's Tank rolls over and squashes nearby ants flat. I retconned this to prevent an illogical paradox in the event.
- Harley Quinn taketh thine spirits of Helioptile, Gene, Diabellstar and Rohan, as power surges within her as she absorbs the energies within them.
- Nepgear's head shrinked very visibly, after a "Preparation H" haveth mixed up with regular shampoo. The tomfoolery!
- My, these "anime" figures that Theon collect seems to remind me of someone... commandeth thy soul to kneel like as a respect to a monarch!
- After a while of Pizzahead and Captain Crow filleth thy speakers with "taunt emote"s, Pizzahead stops, and Captain Crow sends one more "HE-HE-HE-HA" emoji, victorious of their "battle".
- Bewilderbeast, swarmed by insurmountable amount of mad wasps, is stung repeatedly to the point of swelling up, but luckily Captain was in time to give a magic cake to heal the stinging wounds.
- Carlos? Thou knoweth that the darkness is an ethereal concept that isn't malicious by itself, why thee punch it!?
- Through a Jumping Pad, Gorn launches himself ballistic over across the arena, 'till he lands safely.
- I think some might want to question whether a dragon has butts, but the invisible lower-back of The Red Death corrodes everything underneath... except for herself.
- Meursault, what causes your complains to be justified here? All of the complains about everything has bugged everyone.
- Oh! Suddenly, Carlos drops dead as his organs are turned into stone like a basilisk glared at him! ...even though it's actually an artificial parasite that infected him.
- Bewilderbeast, it seems thy request for a song hath been declined by Diabellstar. Perhaps try asking someone else?
- As one said "Like father, like son", Ikkou notices that Theon takes after his father, and remarks about it.
- The vicious quicksand rolls over and have consumeth Bubble and V2, with a parrot mimicking their voice, and Nepgear noticed hats floating on the top of the quicksand pit. Let this be a warning for treading quicksand!
- It seems that Ginerva doesn't like the idea of Harley Quinn charging that credit card, and she decided to confiscate it afterwards.
- Rohan was slain, he and the robot copies of Pizzahead, Johnson, and Monty Tank exploded, like the explosive magic of an archmage!
- My crystal ball sees Captain finding the Mirror of Erised, and gazes into it, reflecting his inner desires to pursue Captain Crow.
- ... meanwhile, Helioptile swims with the gentle, ocean-riding dolphins. And that's that.
- Thine graveyard have six more souls to wail on: Kong, Anemone, Carlos, Bubble, V2, and Rohan.
- And now there are 16 tributes remaining...
- And thy season is almost over. It seems like a storm brews up... let the finale be as intense as the storm!
- Kill count
- Burgundian King: 3 (Sarah Sharpe, Operator, Visas Starfrost) - DECEASED
- Flamme: 2 (Barry, Yuuki) - DECEASED
- Ghadius: 2 (Uzi, Cacofonix) - Active
- Ginerva: 2 (Aang, Jinx) - Active
- Jinx: 2 (Neptune, Butter) - DECEASED
- Marcille: 2 (Daisy, Dark Kairi) - DECEASED
- Meursault: 2 (Enju, Yukako) - Active
- Aang: 1 (Runner Five) - DECEASED
- Attila: 1 (Waddle Dee) - DECEASED
- Bewilderbeast: 1 (Nidoqueen) - Active
- Bubble: 1 (Anemone) - DECEASED
- Captain: 1 (Blaze) - Active
- Cave Johnson: 1 (Waddle Doo) - Active
- Harley Quinn: 1 (Lakithunder) - Active
- Helioptile: 1 (Kyarl) - Active
- Ikkou: 1 (Kong) - Active
- Kong: 1 (Kokkoro) - DECEASED
- Kyarl: 1 (Barbaracle) - DECEASED
- Monty Tank: 1 (Marcille) - Active
- Nidoking: 1 (Ghadius) - DECEASED
- The Pied Piper: 1 (Evolved Godzilla) - DECEASED
- Pizzahead: 1 (Kairi) - Active
- Rohan: 1 (Kokkoro) - DECEASED
- Theon: 1 (Marcille) - Active
- The Red Death: 1 (Blaze) - Active
- Waddle Dee: 1 (Dr. Breen) - DECEASED
- Yukako: 1 (The Seer) - DECEASED
Aww man Anemone’s dead. Least I can still root for Captain Crow. I liked The Sea Beast. (Begins to frantically knock on wood)
In battle, we are reborn.I'm glad Harley's gotten this far, but I was also rooting for Kong, so RIP big monke.
Sorry not sorry that the Red Death was indirectly responsible for his death.
Anyway, what if it was this Dark that Orion Carlos punched?
And I was right about Bubble's thoughts on Nemmie! Also, someone seems to be a Slowpoke on the fact that we already have dolphin Pokémon: Finizen and Palafin!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 29th 2024 at 9:45:39 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Carlos Maçaranduba punching the dark is definitely something that would've happened in Casseta & Planeta.
It's time for thy show to conclude. I, Fischl, shall announce you how this season ends! And thy would recommend reading from top to bottom.
Night 5 Postimage, Imgur◊
- As if the lightbulb cannot be dimmed normally, Cave Johnson forces them shut and let the darkness sink in by shooting out the lightbulb in his room with a gun.
- Ah, speaking in the native language, Captain Crow! Meursault knows what Captain Crow's swearing is. And Meursault knows the superstition and washes his mouth with a soap afterwards.
- Ah, the familiarity! That reminds me of one of the folks back in Mondstadt! And as Helioptile slays Theon, as well! By that, Mein Fräulein meant about the fact Diluc have said so when using a flaming sword, as well.
- Ginerva's hospitality is unmatched amongst the only survivors currently as of this day, despite her eccentries, as Gene would find out after remarking her "an odd fellow"!
- It is said that are contagious, which isn't wrong, considering Captain yawns loudly after hearing Pizzahead yawning loudly. And now, Captain falls asleep... sweet dreams, don't let the night-mares catch up to you!]]
- It seems like Nepgear is trying to say here is that Ikkou's laugh is like "HO HO HO", but in a childish voice.
- Now, are we asking whether dragons have hands? Some of them do, even if it's unbelievable for mortals! Surprisingly, The Red Death is one of them.
- Harley Quinn gets drowned momentarily (but only for a short while) as she failed to answer a question that otherwise if she answered correctly, she wouldn't been tossed into the water tank.
- Two "Dragon have hands" mentioning in quick succession! It is indeed shocking, like thy lightning arrow that pierces and delivers the truth, like Bewilderbeast!
- And we have Monty Tank and Diabellstar fighting underwater. Monty should've sure that steel is rustproof before entering there, though it might been the former knocked into beneath the water of a lake and the latter goes there as well to continue fighting.
The Feast Postimage, Imgur◊
- A feast, at this time? Well, it could help make things faster. But anyways, as the feast commence with more food and other goods, we have...
- ...Harley Quinn gets one out on Ikkou and Meursault by feeding them food made from old leftovers that ended with them slowly dying from the intensive food poisoning!
- ...As Gene challenges Pizzahead to a banana fight, Gene throws banana bombs, wins the battle, and blows up Pizzahead that its corpse hath disappeared!
- ...Captain Crow was going to grind a cut of meat for the other Captain (make no confusion here), but Crow's grinder end up grinding the other Captain's clothing.
- ...Ginerva's baked cake that she would give to Helioptile only has ice for fillings on it.
- ...Nepgear trying to eat the Cornucopia like a tribute did in the bloodbath - but unfortunately, her internals explode, and that's the end for her!
- ...Bewilderbeast shares szechuan sauce and the other tributes gaveth major brownie points in return.
- Monty Tank, Cave Johnson, and The Red Death decided to not go to the Feast. Actually, Diabellstar also did not want to go to the Feast either, but she was starving, and she eventually starves to death. Poor choice of decision here.
Day 6 Postimage, Imgur◊
- Perhaps the highlight of this season - Cave Johnson had it within him as he calleth spirit blades from the air, exploding as they strike the ground, which killed Gene, Harley Quinn, Captain, and Bewilderbeast! This has greatly turned the tides of who's going to become the season's "mass murderer"!
- In the meantime, we have The Red Death says "remember to rehydrate" to Monty Tank, Ginerva spilling red out of lipstick in Crow's valentino bag, and Helioptile using an actual birdie as the ball to play golf. Not that they matter to the results...
Fallen Tributes Postimage, Imgur◊
Theon, Ikkou, Meursault, Pizzahead, Nepgear, Diabellstar, Gene, Harley Quinn, Captain and Bewilderbeast all have leaveth their mortal coils, leaving us with only 6 tributes remaining.Night 6 Postimage, Imgur◊
- As Monty Tank though he had the alien pinned to the ceiling, he was trapped by the alien, though sweet Ginerva came to rescue him and terminates the alien.
- Auspicious of thinking it will fix his past, Captain Crow dies as he cannot exist without his past being alive until now after shooting himself with "The Gun That Can Kill The Past". This might come harsh, but, how foolish...
- Can someone tell Cave Johnson to stop complaining again!? But he is only complaining about Helioptile making him beat up grass...
- ...and The Red Death also thinks that was dumb. Excuse me, Oz! Mein Fräulein, that would sound impolite. ...I'm sorry, everyone.
Day 7 Postimage, Imgur◊
- The Red Death, Monty Tank, and Cave Johnson found dead: They have been killed by the Peacekeepers because they broke the sacred law that says thou shall not picketh flowers! Which leaves us with...
- ...As the mad Helioptile charges towards Ginerva, she decides to punch back in self-defense. It's like the move Dynamic Punch! And... yeah. It's super effective, and Helioptile is dead!
- Oz... is it over? Yes, it is, Mein Fräulein! The season is now over! (Postimage, Imgur◊) I see. And now...
- ...And thy winner is Ginerva! Congratulations, Cutegirl920fire! (Postimage, Imgur◊)
- From the results, Helioptile and Cave Johnson are 2nd and 3rd respectively, and the rest who are unfortunately killed so that they can't win, can be seen here: (Postimage, Imgur◊)
- And I wrappeth thy summary here with my lightning memory! (Postimage, Imgur◊
- From the statistics here, Cave Johnson also achieved something else: He had the most kills unsurprisingly thanks to the late event! ([1], [2]◊) note
- Thy tribute murders, whether be just or a mark of a sin, have been recorded here. (PostImage Imgur◊)
- And now, I, the sovereign of the Immernatchreich, and Oz, will take our leave. See you in another season where thy games start anew again! Maybe someday we will meet again... She said, thank you for the patience and goodbye.
So for the next one, let's do something, something different:
You'd think I nominate anime girls again - but wrong! I am not going to get so predictable with these, since having occasional twists will make it more interesting.
These two have quite the look like proper ladies - though eventually, surprise surprise, it's the other way around.
However, according to the darn rules of nominating it seems like it's forbidden to put misleading pronouns, so for helpful clarity sake both tributes of the following are He/Him in pronouns:
Team Name: Effeminiate Masquerade
Felix Argyle / "Ferris" (Re:Zero)
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Flag: Safe (Didn't his respective Fandom Wikia listed him as "20"? Unless I find proof otherwise, I think this is our best guess.)
Luka Urushibara (Steins;Gate)
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Flag: Yellow (16 in the original, 17 as of Steins;Gate 0)
Trivia: Felix Argyle's English Voice Actor is Sarah Anne Williams, the very same person who also dub voiced Sayaka Miki.
Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Apr 30th 2024 at 12:26:48 AM
How many games got ported into Nintendo Switch? A lot of them.Oh look more American Dad! characters.
Toshi Yoshida◊ (male, yellow)
Akiko Yoshida◊ (female, yellow).
Do not ship them together, as they're brother and sister.
Stupid doomed timeline...Aaaaand Harley was robbed of both her shot at the podiums and her chance to rack up more kills. It's what happened with Sukuna all over again.
Anywho, seeing as Godzilla and Kong have been in the Games, let's go with their respective archenemies: King Ghidorah◊ and Skar King◊
Both are safe, sapient kaiju.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 29th 2024 at 9:38:15 AM
Pronoun: Male
Flag: Yellow, 17
Source: Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
Sein◊
Pronoun: Male
Flag: Safe
Source: Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
The Black Eagles◊ (Group Tribute, All are safe as this is them as their post-timeskip selves)
Wooloo◊ (Any pronouns except for plural they, Safe)
I'm taking a break from nominating merfolk tributes this season, as I am nominating these two tributes to celebrate the third timewrecking's "100 seasons anniversary".
I've already volunteered to host this upcoming season btw.
BTW, please call me Jake.- Jagen◊ (Male, Elderly, From Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon & the Blade of Light)
- Frederick◊ (Male, Safe, From Fire Emblem: Awakening)
Gordon Ramsay◊ (The chef and cooking show host: see Gordon Ramsay for the shows he's been on; male; safe)
The Everything Bagel◊ (From Everything Everywhere All at Once, it, object)
almost missed this! phew
1: Statue of Marble and Brass◊ he/him safe
2: Electro Hypostasis◊ it/its safe (??? ping me on discord if you have a better idea)
both from Genshin Impact
Edited by evilfacefromcatgame on Apr 29th 2024 at 6:57:27 PM
I like cats.Been playing Mario Kart 8 lately, so I'm going to nominate some characters from it!
Light Blue Shy Guy◊ (recurring character from the Mario series, he/him, presumably safe)
Peachette◊ (character debuting in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe and reappearing in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, she/her, safe)note
Edited by computerfan0 on Apr 29th 2024 at 6:20:19 PM
Feel free to share avatars or ask me to share mine! I will happily accept any avatar!Shadow Link (Yellow flag)
Edited by Scipion3 on Apr 29th 2024 at 8:33:24 PM
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."Good game, good game! Congrats to CG! As for next round, I'm going to nominate the hosts of a couple of my favourite YouTube channels.
Team Oxboxtra
- Outside Xbox Presenters◊ note
- Nickname: Oxbox Presenters
- Plural
- Safe
- Source: Outside Xbox
- Outside Xtra Presenters◊ note
- Nickname: Oxtra Presenters
- Plural
- Safe
- Source: Outside Xbox
Dammit, Jinx, you just had to get fatally worfed before you could rack up more kills.