Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

One one hand Cacofonix died right away, but on the other did Piper single handedly take down the King of Kaijus.

So I really cant be too mad about this result.

Knowing Caine, he would definitely make this season weird. The possibilities are endless!

Yep, that Helioptile's right to worry about going OOC here... 'cuz it somehow used a Fire attack on Kyarl!

And I believe Nemmie's worst fear is her abusive ex Vace... glad she remembered Sol's advice to her and stood up for herself against that simulation of him and escaped!

Also, I rolled for the fatal events that Caine wasted his extra lives on, and they were the following:

• First, he was mistaken for a hunter by a Bigfoot and got shot.^note A Bigfoot mistakes (Player1) for a hunter and shoots (him/her/them/it/them1).
• Next, he died as soon as he stepped into a shower.^note (Player1) instantly (dies/dies/dies/dies/die1) the moment [typeA1] (steps/steps/step/steps/step1) inside (a/a/a/a/separate1) (shower/shower/shower/shower/showers1).
• Then, his bungee cord snapped while he was bungee jumping.^note (Player1) goes bungee jumping, but the cord snaps.
• And finally... he fucking died.^note (Player1) fucking dies.

And uh... IDK much about Harley's deal with the Joker other than that they broke up in one timeline, but I hope she didn't get Hanahaki Disease over him...

Humorously, Akshan doesn’t believe in fate. It’s even one of his lines. According to him, we shape our destiny.

Kairi, you're really not aware you're not in the Street Fighter universe anymore? Idiot.

The poor edging makes you forget where you are.

The lights will be out for a while, but as have it been said: The Show must go on. For long those who have awaited the revelation of the vision of the future itself!

   Allright then. Mein Fräulein, are we ready?   

Yes. Now, then... Thy 2nd update cometh!

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• As darkest of the darkness covers up the sky, Butter, Pizzahead, Komeko, Black Tyranno, Carlos, and Marcille starts fighting each another in the halls of a mall.
• As Nidoqueen could not rest peacefully in the starry blankets of slumber without white noise, she asks V2, who lets out an eerie screech.
•    It seems like Ginevra isn't fond of likes waffles, pancakes, and French toast, as Enju has asked to her.   
• The embodiment of Marathon walketh down a staircase, knowing Dracula, the prince of darkness and blood, is there...
•    How ironic that a Pokemon tries to become a Digimon, and this is after using a fire attack earlier on the previous day..   
• Cave Johnson shoots an arrow from the pitch black unknown, hitting Mr. Bill in the head... or it seemed was at first, had it not been for his doppelganger taking the hit instead!
• Here is a picket sign that says that Picket signs are expensive, as Lakithunder spoketh.
• Aang has awakenth an ogre that screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!", although it scapegoated and said that to the passing Runner Five, before the Ogre blows up and kills her.
• Captain felt a sense of pressure emitting from Kokkoro, as if thy heard "boss music".    What she meant is that Captain said, "Why do I hear boss music?"   
• The Seer, who is already sleeping from earlier, disintegrates from reality, from a single touch from the Power Stone by lady Yukako.
•    It is surprising that The Pied Piper doesn't speak German normally, but can do so "if you like". That is appreciatable and we don't mind it.    Oz...
• Thy crying at a test in school is fortunately pitiable for this once, Raimundo.
• If even the mighty Ikkou didn't asked for Nepgear's autograph, who would?
•    "Running" might not be the most suitable word to describe that Blaze the Mercat should get away from Dark Kairi, who is rapidly approaching from a hectometer's worth of length.   
• The parlous lord Ghadius fears nothing but a certain weakness: the hair (or scales) of The Red Death.
• Waddle Doo ammasses corpses of the previously deceased tributes to amass the count of the twisted creatures known as Xenomorphs! Woe to those who witness them, lest they be devoured!
•    Somewhere else, Harley Quinn escapes an abandoned mansion, through the air vents.   
• "HAIL ZEON!", chanteth Captain Crow upon the funeral of The Seer.
• Flamme, resorting to her fallback plan as Yuuki chases her, finds an opportunity to crush the latter after she runs past and knocks Neptune, and thus death comes.    Pragmacy shows that it does not need a place in a battle.   
• T-the awkwardness of Bubble dabbing while wearing a costume based on Rohan... m-must be imagined to be seen and believed, as those who don't can't see the funny joke of it!    Mein Fräulein, are you starting to lose it while trying to interpret this event?    Of course not, Oz!
• Despite the magnificent warning from Gene that told to not transform into a caterpillar otherwise, Silver the Merhog turns himself into a caterpillar, thus proving the feared to be true...
• A showdown of bands, with Kong, Diabellstar, and Kairi on one side, and Dark Dark Boo, Caine and Bewilderbeast on the other side, dost commence, and conclude with the victory of the former three.
• Woolipop and Nidoking hast a chance to answer to the clepe (call) of a phone; Woolipop wants to calls his grandma who is beridden in bed due to sickness, while Nidoking wants to call his cat.
•    Anemone has a self-made sandwich which she ate with "The Perfect Bite"^TM style.   
• Theon prepareth to cut throats.
• Akshan, who bested Atilla in trial by combat, has driven the latter mad into a transformation into his "soul" form.
• As Waddle Dee smacks Jinx with a stick, Jinx's feelings couldn't be heavy, for it was a "No Sad Stick" hath forced her to smile.
• The Burgundian King travelleth to the Coke Island.
•    [[Meursault and Monty Tank attempts to taunts Rust Tyranno, with insults to his home state.   
• ...Lamball used Focus Energy! Lamball is getting pumped!    And it increases her critical hit chance.   

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• Pizzahead summons a poison toadstool from its seed in a farm to use it to poison Kairi's soup, resulting in Kairi's death.
• The stars picked on a whim to the destiny to bring some together. Such as Attila, Conception of Marathon, Nepgear, Lambell, and... The Red Death, to form "a superhero team".
• Not all those who are wicked have pride for themselves, such as Rust Tyranno, who shrifted that as a fact, as wise words spoken to Kokkoro.    She meant, Rust Tyranno, who saw itself as a villain, but isn't proud of it.   
• Indeed, Monty Tank claims that "no one can change a person, but sometimes can be a reason for that person to change", as thou can change depending on thy view on others!
•    Cave Johnson found a legitimate reason to something that annoyed him previously - perhaps in his previous action - all while merely searching for food.   
• Be careful for what thou wish for, Waddle Doo, as the Genie doesn't take well when thy wish is the Nile itself.
• Better be prepared three hours soon than one minute too late, as Silver tells Kong to take good things as time is running out.
• Lakithunder now understood the mystery of The Hunger Games.    It seems like he got this figured out faster than we expected.   
• A dance remiscient of rituals by Ikkou, Blaze, Helioptile and Rohan, as they took up and stand above desks. However, the interloper Nidoqueen, annoyed by it.
• Ah, it seems like one can play with their magnificent illusion, as shown by Dark Dark Boo. A shadow of the shadow of a shadow of someone familiar- this is confusing me!
•    Frankly, if some are aware of Dark Kairi's material source, the joke seems a bit overintended about "Dark Kairi EX" here. Though, the original event seems familiar to someone else...   
•    Mein Fräulein might have trouble expressing this, but I'll explain it in lieu of her this time. As Aang attempted to hook Akshan, however Waddle Dee catches it instead and Akshan, V2 and Yukako walk upon the line, while Aang struggles to pull it.   
• How foolish of The Pied Piper to actually ask a passing Idol to help him kill himself by begging the Idol to shoot him.
• Thy must not underestimate otherwise weak-looking creatures, lest thou end up like Mr. Bill, who is killed by a fish that he hath "slain", which won't let Mr. Bill simply get away with it, and transforms into a dragon.
• The skies gave favor of safety for this day to Ghadius, who gets into it, yuh.
•    Be mindful of what thou want to get, as Diabellstar is forced to watch a movie "You wouldn't steal a movie" after downloading one from a shady place.   
• Woolipop's feelings underneath his mind seems to be consumed by shadowy creatures, leaving him hollow for the day.
• Meursalt's fate been twisted with Carlos' luck, as courtesy of the dragon who fell from heaven, Bewilderbeast.
• This might not be the season for any important holidays, but Anemone ignored thine sense as she dresses up like it's for Halloween, and exclaims "Merry Christmas!" to Neptune.
• Nidoking, haveth thou know about the significant popularity of thy adaptational works?    According to mein Fräulein, her question asks if Nidoking has felt Deja Vu with the Manga, Anime and "Netflix" adaptations.   
• Little Enju told Captain Crow the number said to order pizza, but it was a swift deception and prank - Ohhhhh!!
• Ginerva and Butter's eyes glows red as if they are under the influence of a force of darkness, and Harley Quinn imagines a coup of mysteries on her head - ah, such the magnificence of the season being hosted by the Sovereign of the Immernachtreich!    I do not want to know what is Harley Quinn is thinking, but the situation reminds me of how I met Mein Fräulein...   
• Theon was prepared for the foul beasts that attempt to inflitrate his camp - a pair of mices, sliced and slain.
• Raimundo awakenth the mystical power, the third eye, granting six magical powers, that he splits into himself and clones of him, each having one of the aforementioned powers.
•    Caine puts his strong negative feelings towards Gene regarding the works that he loathed.   
• Manipulating and controlling is not an easy task itself, as Bubble's programmed a robot to make a pizza, but instead it glues cheese into a piece of drywall...
• The Burgundian King dons his bomb squad suit, chasing Marcille, as a heavy metal song thunders through the stage itself and the King spins his minigun.
• The bacon jerky that Black Tyranno eaten shows its surprises to thee, and... Oz, could you say the rest?    It is infused with a substance called "marijuana", which promptly causes Black Tyranno to get "baked".   
• Flamme makes a delusion of playing guitar, with the broom she shall playeth air guitar.
• While the others are occupied with other occurrences, Captain studied the art of crafting, as he manages to put wheels on a horse and is getting somewhere.

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Thy who shall rest in the grave, ne'er to return again, are the following: Runner Five, The Seer, Yuuki, Kairi, The Pied Piper, and Mr. Bill. Thy nominator uncertanSearcher hath also met the end of the road.
   And these mark those who have dared to take the lives of others:   

* Burgundian King: 3 (Sarah Sharpe, Operator, Visas Starfrost) - Active

• Flamme: 2 (Barry, Yuuki) - Active
• Ghadius: 2 (Uzi, Cacofonix) - Active
• Aang: 1 (Runner Five) - Active
• Helioptile: 1 (Kyarl) - Active
• Kyarl: 1 (Barbaracle) - DECEASED
• Marcille: 1 (Daisy) - Active
• The Pied Piper: 1 (Evolved Godzilla) - DECEASED
• Pizzahead: 1 (Kairi) - Active
• Yukako: 1 (The Seer) - Active

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Apr 26th 2024 at 11:13:08 PM

Well, Akshan drove someone insane and Anemone’s celebrating holidays that she doesn’t even celebrate. Seems like Hunger Games stuff.

OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Harley, Jinx, plz.

[snickers to the point that you can barely hear her] Just— how the fuck did Bubble even wear a costume in the first place when he has a spherical body?! HeheHA! And dabbing? Isn't he armless? Or maybe, he grew a humanoid body just to wear a costume, in which case, this season has been officially made weird! Ha haaaa!

Pizzahead, you caused a time paradox!

Also, Helioptile becoming a Digimon is gold!

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Apr 23rd 2024 at 5:57:03 AM

First we have a Pokemon turning into a Digimon, and now we have a Pal using a Pokemon move! Speaking of which, we already have a Netflix adaptation of Pokemon, thank you very much.

And I don't blame Nemmie for mixing up her Earth holidays — Valentine's Day is celebrated during Vertumna's Pollen Season, which roughly translates to (northern hemisphere) spring on Earth when V-Day takes place in a (northern hemisphere) winter month!

Just a heads-up, the next update is delayed because not only does JNML have schoolwork, he also lost the draft for the update.

Okay, I understand. Real life can and does get in the way. Good to see they're okay.

   Mein Fräulein, we will be late for the night if we don't start telling about this part of the tale.   
Even the sovereign of the Immernachtreich cannot simply prescribe everything from scratch, thus the lack of omnipotence. But regardless, let us see how bewildered the audience will think after they thought the previous events were weird.

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• To catch questions with response that Woolipop and Kong have fun to, but then, Kong, which thy mind is confused, answered a question with the same response and gets tackled by Woolipop.
• Pizzahead says "I'm Butter". Thy quote is actually a word, but it speaks of someone else. The actual Butter heard that and said... "OK, keep up the hard work."... Wait, what?
• The Black Tyranno locketh ye, Burgundian King and Blaze the Mercat! Thy only exit is through the perfume department.    It seems they did escape through that way, reluctantly.   
• Thy traces of rollerskates of Akshan and Marcille are here... yet another proof of advanced technology in this world.
• A Vindicative person who is vengeful and fed up with the zany placed an announcement that thy tribute Harley Queen finds it to not do "dumb" here...
• To think beasts as such as this pig are able to know one such as Raimundo, let alone talk... shocking!
• A massive mechanical construct, that is making an intriguing dance, and Nepgear takes on it... and surprisingly despite the bravado to start, thy challenger lost the battle.

   As V2 asks Theon to track his nose through bare eyes The nose of Theon falling off through injuries, which leaves Theon with a nervous grin.   

• A little pumpkin that was attacked by foul creatures, rescued by sir Ikkou as he droves them away..
•    It seems we revealed that Jinx is a sore loser who proceeds to actually kill miss Neptune after she kills Jinx's character in a game.   
• Flamme douseth the Nausea Fuel on Carlos' drink, which he only realized after downing it and end up bursting out the liquid out of thine mouth.
• Nidoking casteth a spell that normally brings back the dead, but towards Ghadius, it ends up draining away thy undead energy and converting him back to the dead.
• A moniker of success? Thy impatience will not make the medal thine, Caine.    The laws are already written in the books...   
• A decorative spherical sphere like Bubble, that Captain places in the middle of his camp this night...
• If it is a self-governing group thee seek, pick ye allies wisely, Ginerva...
• Oh, Waddle Dee, thy hasted symphony with other musicians causeth Dr. Breen a heart attack and drop dead!
• Komeko proves that size matters not as she comes out on the top against Cave Johnson, Yukako and Dark Dark Boo.
• Woe upon us! Meursault stomped upon little Miss Enju as she leaned down and sniffs the feeling of that flower!    Pitiable...   
• Thy marathon concept's tear ducts cannot be fixeth with tissue rolls, so thy need a stronger gluing material...
• Gene told Lakithunder that overly loud screaming is forbidden as in the rules.
• [[evil:The bonds of one precious Pokémon that Aang holds dear against Silver's will to fill the Pokédex... wait, this is too familiar...
• Attila wants The Red Death to be gone as he tells her to take back that hat on, like how one wouldn't trust suspicious strangers.
• ...It seems like Rohan needed to ensure Anemone doesn't forget about him, so he gave his phone number to her!
•    And it seems like Diabelstar have made an art for something as simple as the above. Impressive.   
• Cereal, be crushed by teeth! Now Kokkoro has eaten something for tonight's dinner.
• Dark Kairi slits Captain Crow's tongue... though after that, Captain Crow flees in the midst of the haunting night.
• "Off with Her Head!" goes Bewilderbeast against the Nidoqueen as the guillotine decapatiates its victim!
• And as half past a hour goes by, Rust Tyranno, that was clinging with its feet bound to the minute-hand of the town clock, fell off to its doom and death.
• At the same time, Waddle Doo felt a shocking, haunting, chilling feeling from the noise of a firecracker shot by Monty Tank. [[evil:Doo was holding a soda at that time and the scare factor has made the soda drink unbalanced, spilling it all over himself.

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• As the rise of the sun comes near, Dark Kairi haveth fed the chickens with chicken nuggets.
• Akshan's state is currently in a partial position between the living and the dead.    And yet he doesn't count as either until the foreseeable future...   
• Thy mind must be indeed now shocked at what has happened so far, Gene.    Even without considering Mein Fräulein's eccentricness, there seems to be a constant disorder in this world...   
• The Red Death's body reflected the previous words spoke to Aang, like as if it was something important, ominous, and mystical.
• The chaosmaker Bubble fires a mounted machine gun randomly everywhere, causing it to only shred parts of Nepgear's shins as part of the collateral damage, yet the wounds stop here...
• When thy skin starts speaking, its a omen of a sign for thy to be careful and care about thy skin, Jinx!    Jinx must be terrified, thinking it shouldn't be possible under circumstences - at least, normal circumstances!   
• After Marcile's initial attempt of assassination on Ginerva is foiled, the assailant has stored her secret weapon beforehand and plans to use it, with thy remarking words explain that it wouldn't been expected to need to use the secret weapon, remarking Ginerva being lucky enough to survive the initial assault.
•    The expression of Diabellstar's disdain against the Palpagos Islands, the home place of Lamball.    Oz knows the location before I do! I'm amazed. [[evil:Be grateful that I may assist you in finding faraway locations, Mein Fräulein.
• Caine suddenly shuffled the mortal coil after seeing what is supposed to be an action figure of Butter, and... uh...    That action figure has some eerie clues, such as it's allegedly comes from a world that has elements of Harley Quinn's and Meursault's home worlds, is called "Nidoking", and in the background there's a Flamme figure that is allegedly made from the creators of... "Super Mario Bros"?    It makes me even more confused! Stop it!
•    As Kokkoro meets Woolipop on spot, she requests him an interview about these two restaurants. Woolipop's response is "I like money!". Something's mixing up here...   
• ...I recovered. Nonetheless... Silver the Merhog swims and makes travel through to see if there are any injured tributes to be finished off.
• As Captain Crow tosses a red sock into Bewilderbeast's laundry, the clothes in it are all washed pink like the soap bubbles after putting them into a washing machine.
• Sir Pizzahead proclaims and self-made his "art" using a pickle out of cheeseburger sticked into a ceiling and demands a taxation worth of money out of it.
• And we have Blaze the Mercat labeling a liquid-filled syringe with "Burgundian King", calling it a funny drink.
• A swarm of metallic bugs striketh Black Tyranno, impaling with the pain of the crumbling earth, and after its death as Kong incinerates the remains with a flamethrower spewing small-scale artificial hellfire.
• Ah! This is a fine phrase indeed from Anemone explaining an alternative, vague method of calling a zany one, saying "Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster".
• Attila managed to inject a toxin that spikes with the Coctyus' blizzard within the heart as it takes effect, freezing Waddle Dee completely before shattering the frozen remains into pieces of unalive.
• Thy tributes Waddle Doo, Raimundo, Yukako and Dark Dark Boo maketh up a biker gang, on the meantime.
•    Tricked into thinking the parasite would maintain youth, but it ages up through the victim's body... Lakithunder was a victim of this, until Komeko cures him. I shall record this as additional notes for Mein Fräulein.   
• Awww, I find the scarf made out of noodles by Theon somehow adorable...
• Captain - WHAT IN THE NINE LAYERS OF INFERNO IS THAT!? Captain have summoneth an en masse of previous tributes to attempt to skewer and kill Ikkou?! ...And yet he lives to tell the tale...    Mein Fräulein! Are you alright? It seems like this is a rare occurrence that has to be witnessed and remembered! ...This reminds me of that "V" Incident... This is a tale to remember, considering the massive number of tributes in the database!   
•    And to finish off the note... The concept of the Marathon was last seen with everything but the head paralyzed.   

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Me, oh my, not only Scholarworld's other tribute haveth fallen, but thou, my guest JustNormalMusicLover have both tributes dead! And shame on Bluethorn whose both nominations have shuffled the mortal coil...
   With 9 more tributes gone from the arena, we're down to 44 left. And these are the kill counts:   

• Burgundian King: 3 (Sarah Sharpe, Operator, Visas Starfrost) - Active
• Flamme: 2 (Barry, Yuuki) - Active
• Ghadius: 2 (Uzi, Cacofonix) - Active
• Aang: 1 (Runner Five) - Active
• Attila: 1 (Waddle Dee) - Active
• Bewilderbeast: 1 (Nidoqueen) - Active
• Helioptile: 1 (Kyarl) - Active
• Jinx: 1 (Neptune) - Active
• Kyarl: 1 (Barbaracle) - DECEASED
• Marcille: 1 (Daisy) - Active
• Meursault: 1 (Enju) - Active
• Nidoking: 1 (Ghadius) - Active
• The Pied Piper: 1 (Evolved Godzilla) - DECEASED
• Pizzahead: 1 (Kairi) - Active
• Waddle Dee: 1 (Dr. Breen) - DECEASED
• Yukako: 1 (The Seer) - Active

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Apr 26th 2024 at 11:39:47 PM

So the Red Death just had some growls magically tattooed on itself. Huh. And since when did the Bewilderbeast have laundry? Don't answer that rhetorical question.

Also... is something more going on with Rohan and Anemone? Hopefully he's a better boyfriend than Vace...

And admittedly, the Reboot Database hasn't been updated since Reboot S15, but 650 unique tributes overall^note 877 considering group tributes are still nothing to sneeze at!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 26th 2024 at 2:35:11 AM

Akshan would love roller skating, especially once he figures out how to swing around with his grappling hook during it.

Dark Kairi showing Dark Is Evil by making chickens unknowingly eat their own species.

Also, Captain tried to take off every databased tribute and move tribute for great justice.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Apr 25th 2024 at 10:49:24 AM

Damn it, my tributes fell early. Ah well, it was a good try.

Damn, Captain, just a bit over the top huh?

Welcome back, o crowd that yet have to be satisfied by the occurrences! If ye think these earlier events are filled with awe, perhaps what's next will be crucial to the tale of the season!

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• The time loop trapped V2, leaving no room for agony behind.
•    Hmm? It seems there is a post saying that Cave Johnson is dead, and the poster is Waddle Doo.    Oz, is there's something suspicious about it?    Because Doo taunts and brags over Johnson's death, perhaps in fact Doo might have actually caused Johnson's death.   
• The crew of Flamme, Butter, Blaze and Rohan retrieved devices that can levitate objects from a passing vehicle!
• Ach, a cockroach scares Yukako and Captain till they had to use a complex tactic with a legendary sword just to get rid of that pest!
• Lady Marcille is now essentially one of the "career tributes", as she starts yet another aggressive attacking on another tribute - this time, thy Marathon Concept.
•    I don't trust what is Woolipop doing right now, which is something wicked that coincidentally, Raimundo's stomach growls as soon as that happens.   
• Pizzahead got a telecommunication message from Gene that "he really made the grade".
• [[evil:And Jinx thinks the above is unsurprising, which might come as logically stoic of a remark.
• Oh, the agony, Komeko "pissed" on the Moon!
• The Burgundian King is wanted, for I know that these bounties are placed for all of the trouble he caused this season!
• Better be the world left plagued with sinners than it being destroyed... as Dark Dark Boo makes a sacrifice to stop the Planet Eater, though he hath been resurrected by Attila, a fellow pariah of the season.
•    The term that can be described as what Lamball is doing is "P2W".    Lamball even actually transformed to Leviathan, a figure known for ruling the seas. Seas of wealth!
• My, it seems like Bubble had left Anemone thinking she would been hiding somewhere else...
• Rejection is as harsh it comes, for Ginerva hath murdered Aang, given the circumstances the latter blocked the former on a social media...
•    Speaking of social medias, it seems like Theon laughed so hard that he ended up posting what Bewilderbeast has been up to, in his account.   
• And there's Helioptile purchasing a box of recycled The Red Death meme photos - er, whatever that means, as I, Fischl, would need to know about these!
• Carlos and Nepgear have a ball and cups game but with a such rigged setup that Kokkoro couldn't win anything from it.
• ...Fingers? Err..., Monty Tank knows that snack's skin would make its holding limbs dirty, so it used chopsticks before eating the snack.
• A breeze of carefree blows as Akshan tells Kong to not worry about him, as someone would have to take care of the flowers.
•    Given the figures Nidoking and Harley Queen, that Meursault is observing using part of his muscles as a crystal ball, it seems like they could make trouble in his plans...   
• Even the darkened know that it is too dangerous to go alone, lest they be attacked in the blackest night, that Lakithunder, Diabellstar and Dark Kairi rested close to each another in shifts...
• And Captain Crow, satisfied this night from successfully clearing the Ice Bucket challenge with 50 buckets, hath a well rest after the challenge.

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• The Red Death, gluttonous as it be, will be willing to pull anything for food, even winning a dance challenge against Captain Crow - all for a handful of berries.
• The wacky tribute Bubble shares opinion of Ye, o Carlos, Pizzahead, Cave Johnson, Anemone and Woolipop.
•    ...I have no comment on Bewilderbeast attempting to mount on a horse, all while under this urge of hunger.   
• "I'm die. Thank you forever." - says Kong in a speech imitation as he and Ginerva failed a bomb game. Well, it's just a game, folks! You die in game isn't always you die in real life!
• Meanwhile... something knocked Attila and Lamball to the point they're only hanging with their hands on a cliff. Akshan rushes in, knowing that only one of them could he save... but he was too late. They fell into the abyssal death...
• An alternate version of Silver dies and his prime self posses his corpse... stopping Raimundo's "evil plans", although imprisoning him rather than outright murder!
• If that butterfly is really a monster, it would actually eat things! [[evil:Helioptile and Komekko must be worried about it, since Captain's pet didn't really disappear, and V2 and Nidoking fled when they saw the butterfly that was called a "monster".
•    It might be a Deja Vu for someone, but Ikkou's there to practice tankery.   
• Of course, Jinx had enough of Butter and pummels him until he is no more.
• Thy rumors of nominating President Snow himself as a tribute have been a "meme". Thanks, Oz!    Of course, Mein Fräulein, as these have been analyzed in the research notes before we came to host this season.   
• Marcille the savage uses a secret technique to transform to a dragon and the jaws bites off half of Dark Kairi, leaving the remains of the lower half to fall into the ground as it cannot stand any longer.
• Rohan, thy definition of "Police Dog" seems overextensive. Well, it would be most horrifying if someone actually puts a police hat (and maybe more) on a cat, though!
•    Theon gives a speech on "the reason why" Kokorro "sucks" - it seems like this world is not suited for the "Japanese media" worlds...   
• Harley Quin is using a dangerous forbidden technique to kill Lakithunder, though the much stronger attack also returned back the damage to Harley herself.
• Meursault somehow caused The Burgundian King to shrink into a baby, who then cries, that him and Diabellstar have to quell the tears until the spell wears off.
• As Flamme and Dark Dark Boo are pursued by the police, the shrewd Dark Dark Boo manipulated time between them and the police to evade capture!
• This morning, Nepgear confesses her thought that Yukako that she'll be great at typing someday.
• And Gene unleashes his "chocolate attack" at Monty Tank, which will be annoying to deal with.
• The gods of death and underworld are not willing to interfereth and end Blaze's life without her will to shuffle this mortal coil.

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• But then suddenly the lights turn off and thy tributes are somehow teleported into a building - with some are killers.    Like as in that social deduction game, but with real-life stakes and action.    Now, it seems like there will be blood and corpses at the end of the day...
• [[evil:Exactly, Mein Fräulein. It seems like Akshan just crashed into a window and fell to his death running away from Carlos, who is a killer. Same goes for Nidoking who also fell to his death as he runs away from Bubble, who is another killer.
• It seems thy madness and darkness in the building ended up with some falling out of the building even without being chased by killers, including but not limited to: Flamme, Silver, the embodied Concept of Marathon, Komeko, Dark Dark Boo, Woolipop, Burgundian King and Raimundo.
• And when the madness leads into paranoia, there are suspections of killers who are lynched and executed. Rohan and Kong lynched Kokkoro, Theon and Monty Tank lynched Marcille, and Captain and The Red Death lynched Blaze. It seems like thy accused are females, which may make it sound and seem more like a witch hunt. The sovereign of the Immernachtreich sends her condolences...
•    As Yukako swings a blade and charges onto Meursault's way, the latter throws her like a Judo practicioner tosses someone off falling from the building to the death. Jinx was also thrown off by Ginerva in the same way.   
• After the chaos subsidies, it seems like out of the building entrances come out the survivors: Ikkou, Anemone, Gene, Helioptile, V2, Nepgear, Cave Johnson, Bewilderbeast, Diabellstar, and Harley Quinn.

Postimage, Imgur◊
Be on ye alert, for the souls of the dead count up more than we expected. Thy names are: Waddle Doo, Aang, Attila, Lamball, Butter, Dark Kairi, Lakithunder, Akshan, Flame, Silver the Merhog, Kokkoro, The concept of the Marathon, Marcille, Komeko, Yukako, Dark Dark Boo, Woolipop, Burgundian King, Blaze the Mercat, Jinx, Raimundo, and Nidoking.
   I do not want to certainly quote a purple-skinned man, but from 44 tributes, exactly half of the tributes are gone to dust, with only 22 now remaining.    And thy kill count is complicated, and to make sure it won't be inaccurate, we adjusted them to the following:

• Burgundian King: 3 (Sarah Sharpe, Operator, Visas Starfrost) - DECEASED
• Flamme: 2 (Barry, Yuuki) - DECEASED
• Ghadius: 2 (Uzi, Cacofonix) - Active
• Ginerva: 2 (Aang, Jinx) - Active
• Jinx: 2 (Neptune, Butter) - DECEASED
• Marcille: 2 (Daisy, Dark Kairi) - DECEASED
• Meursault: 2 (Enju, Yukako) - Active
• Aang: 1 (Runner Five) - DECEASED
• Attila: 1 (Waddle Dee) - DECEASED
• Bewilderbeast: 1 (Nidoqueen) - Active
• Captain: 1 (Blaze) - Active
• Cave Johnson: 1 (Waddle Doo) - Active
• Harley Quinn: 1 (Lakithunder) - Active
• Helioptile: 1 (Kyarl) - Active
• Kong: 1 (Kokkoro) - Active
• Kyarl: 1 (Barbaracle) - DECEASED
• Monty Tank: 1 (Marcille) - Active
• Nidoking: 1 (Ghadius) - DECEASED
• The Pied Piper: 1 (Evolved Godzilla) - DECEASED
• Pizzahead: 1 (Kairi) - Active
• Rohan: 1 (Kokkoro) - Active
• Theon: 1 (Marcille) - Active
• The Red Death: 1 (Blaze) - Active
• Waddle Dee: 1 (Dr. Breen) - DECEASED
• Yukako: 1 (The Seer) - DECEASED

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Apr 29th 2024 at 10:57:53 PM

Aw man Akshan could’ve grappling hooked himself to safety.

Damn Ginny managed to survive the arena event and get two kills in.

Good for her!