Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

67 Bob cannot put pictures of actual garbage in any page. Especially mot that one.

(It’s actually 62)

63: Bob will not misplace Numbers.

64: Bob is not allowed to celebrate Christmas.

64.1: Or Hanukkah.

64.2: Or Kwanzaa.

64.3: Or Ramadan when it happens at this time of year.

64.4: Or Saturnalia.

64.5: Or Festivus.

64.6: Or any other Holiday in this general time.

Edited by DingoWalley1 on Dec 20th 2018 at 8:28:48 AM

• 64.7 Let's be safe and say that Bob is now forbidden from celebrating any holiday that isn't approved by a responsible person.

• 64.8 No, Bob. Alice doesn't count as a responsible person.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 20th 2018 at 6:29:09 AM

65: Bob will refrain from calling Alice "Aerith".

66. Bob shall not allow to claim as Native American on the forums

66.1 Or Indian

66.2 Or Chinese

66.3 Or Japanese

66.4 Or Hawaiian

66.5 Or Tahitian

66.6 Or Maori

66.7 Or Aboriginal Australian

66.8 Or Bantu

66.9 Or Pygmy.

66.10: Or White.

66.11 Or black

66.12 Or green.

67 Bob is not allowed to claim to be a member of any ethnic group real or imagined.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:21:42 AM

68: Bob is not allowed to laugh at the next number.

69: Bob cannot make raunchy jokes about this number.

70. Bob cannot use a
non-haiku poem structure
when reaching this spot.

Edited by SuperNerd on Dec 21st 2018 at 5:59:35 AM

70.1: No, that does not mean he can use prose.

71: And Bob is also banned from overuse
Of iambic pentameter as well.

72. Bob cannot wage war upon the staff.

• 72.1: nor upon the userbase.

• 72.2: We remind Bob that he is forbidden from causing war of any kind, France is still pissed.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Dec 31st 2018 at 6:52:07 AM

• 73.1: Bob is not allowed to post flattering things about himself in Things Bob is not allowed to do on TV Tropes.

• 73.2: No matter how stunningly sexy he is.

73.3: Bob is not Sexy.

73.4: No one is allowed to say Bob is Sexy.

73.5: No one that works here is allowed to sleep with Bob either.

Edited by DingoWalley1 on May 30th 2019 at 11:35:21 AM

73.6: Bob is not allowed to claim Sexy's identity without their consent.

74: Bob is not allowed to use the video examples as material for his "visual collage."

75: Bob is not allowed to turn both White-and-Grey Morality and Black-and-Grey Morality into Cat Girls.

75.1: Nor should he ship them.

75.2: Ditto with Gray-and-Grey Morality and Black-and-White Morality.

Edited by KJsixteen on May 31st 2019 at 8:49:16 AM

76: Bob should not post "BOB ROCKS! HE'S THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES HIM! HE HAS WON SO MANY AWARDS! HE HAS SO MUCH FANS COMING AFTER HIM! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

77: Bob is not allowed to transform into a sentient ketchup bottle.

78. Bob is not allowed to break other troper's keyboards.

79. Bob is not allowed to DM the link to his You Tube channel to random tropers asking them to subscribe.

80: Bob is not allowed to play coop-online with me, especially on Freedom Wars or Dragon Project.

81: Bob is not allowed to hack into troper's accounts to make a bunch for forum posts reading, "BOB BEST! ALICE WORST!"

81.1 Nor is he allowed to hack accounts for any other reason.

82. Bob is to stay away from Spiral Energy.

82.1 As well as the Infinity Stones and Gauntlet.

82.2 And the Dragonballs.

82.3 The same goes for Aladin's lamp.

82.4 And Jirachi.

83. Nor is he allowed to use any other method of wish granting and/or reality warping to get rid of any of these rules.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 2nd 2019 at 8:29:21 PM