Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

3600.1 NOT BY LICKING IT UP YOU SICKO!

3601: Bob is not allowed to refuse to explain what the hell happened while I was in the bathroom.

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Edited by dvorak on Mar 30th 2024 at 11:05:22 AM

3603. Bob may not try to claim that everything is backwards.

3604: Bob is not allowed to visit Floor 13. The button for that floor is missing from the elevators for a reason.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Mar 31st 2024 at 7:20:52 PM

3605: Bob is not allowed to reenact the scenarios that led to the myriad entries in the List of Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed. I shouldn't even have to point out why!

3606: Bob, the Easter Bunny does not create chocolate eggs from his own droppings. Stop following him to the bathroom to "prove" this, or we'll slap a restraining order on you.

3607: Bob, Succubus, Incubus; no bunny costumes in the office.

3607.1: Nice try; put your uniforms on.

3607.2: Dressing up as Jesus is just bad taste. And liable to get you hit by lightning.

3607.2.1: And a day early. You're not coming in dressed like that tomorrow either.

3608. Bob may not turn into another guy named Bob.

3608.1: Bob isn't allowed to turn into every person named or nicknamed Bob.

-3609: Bob is not allowed to flip the list of things he is and is not allowed to do for April Fool’s Day.

3610 Bob may not drop the Sector Seven plate just because he saw a spider in the Seventh Heaven bar.

3610.1: Nor can you drop the plate because you got scared of those black robed men.

3611: Bob has been too quiet over the past three days. Whatever he's planning, he's pre-emptively banned from doing it.

3611.1. Bob may not maintain a period of silence for more than a day. He must now inform the company of what he is doing, at least once per day.

3612. Bob may not force-feed me coffee.

3613: Bob is not allowed to "hit people with the Bob stare".

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Apr 4th 2024 at 2:31:53 PM

3614: Bob does not own a diner in Maine.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 4th 2024 at 3:09:38 AM

3615: No Bob, the 19th floor is not haunted by the Ghost of Tropemas Past. That was a "Scooby-Doo" Hoax I made up for April Fools' Day, get with it...

3616: Bob, if you try to enter the Wrestlemania tomorrow without going through the proper channels, you will have earned that chair shot the legitimate performers will give you.

3617. Bob may not invent a nonexistent animal and claim it's real.

3617.1: Pumas and walruses are real animals.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 5th 2024 at 3:09:33 AM

3618: Put the coffee maker back or there will be a mutiny.

3618.1: Put the coffee back in the kitchen, not in the bin.

3618.2: I said the kitchen, not the microwave!