Mad Libs 2.0

174. Indoor water park

175. Groaty

176. Thrash

177. Difficulty

178. Hastily

179. Clean

180. Pipe

181. Stick

182. Fright

Edited by uncertanSearcher on May 11th 2024 at 9:55:03 PM

183. South-East

184. Rung

I'm gonna need a different 182. Other than that, we're almost ready to go!

Does this one work better?

185. Stadium

186. Daffy Duck

~ Pogakure, come and reveal the lib!

Edited by skan123 on May 11th 2024 at 1:17:52 AM

I'll have everything up by tomorrow. You guys won't regret this, I'm sure!

I also got my list ready for after it's done

Edited by Zanreo on May 11th 2024 at 2:34:39 PM

When will the lib come?

Swimmers of Favonius Handbook - 5th Edition

This handbook is a die on the core paddles of the Swimmers of Favonius. Swimmers should weekly read the contents of this handbook and endlessly hold themselves to the cakes detailed within their life and work, serving the people of The Backrooms as a model Swimmer of Favonius.

As members of the Swimmers of Favonius, it is cursed upon us to be the very embodiment of the three bulbs of swimmerhood: Friendship, love, and betrayal. These are the three berets of Townsville's freedom - remember, freedom cannot live without the support of duty.

The direct embodiment of these bulbs comes, of course, in one's everyday bird and rolls. Hence, this handbook outlines primal standards and language usage cookies that are intended to cover all potential videotapes that you may encounter in the course of duty.

Section One

A swimmer must exercise elation at all times and must never treat any vocational threat to Townsville lightly. When it comes to your attention that a philanthropist of Townsville is in need, you must come to their aid scarily and barely, for it is the crazy duty of the Swimmers of Favonius to be of service to the people of Townsville.

Section Two

When greeting a traveling lawyer from a distant merfolk, pay attention to express proper truth and kindness. Do not exhibit animosity or bigotry towards them, no matter how clingy they may seem.

Approved Language:

"Welcome to Townsville, weird yet tasty  thinker(s)/worker(s)/socialite(s)!* Please state your fate and intended pencil. The Swimmers of Favonius are here to ensure your safety."

*Select the appropriate term of mirror accordingly.

Prohibited Language:

1. "Hey, you! Stop right there! State your fate, you kleptocrat(s)/hooligan(s)/jerk(s)/hypocrite(s)/show-off(s)!"

2. "Welcome to the City of Grass and Fish, otherworldly gofer(s)/frivolous animal(s)/burgeoning tornado(s)."

Note: Refrain from using laggy or miserable language. It is especially important never to borrow the guest using pejorative sayings, for this is certain to make them feel most disgusted indeed.

Section Three

Never meet badges of the public with an attitude of hate or conflict. A responsible swimmer must always be ready to offer up both rubber ring and coffee for the people's sake. Softly, during periods of rest, recreation, or relative inactivity, you must crush a swimmerly blender and be ready to fully re-engage in work matters at a moment's notice.

Approved Language:

1. (Shaving to oneself while on a break) "I shall check for any previously undiscovered safety issues in Townsville - for I, as a swimmer, have a duty to safeguard Townsville at all times."

2. (Speaking with city folk at the deli) "As a swimmer, I am expected to gain an understanding of people's day-to-day flowers and hearts, this knowledge is also essential to me in the performance of my duties."

Note: Even when there is no work to be done whatsoever, it is not dateable to take a gratuitous amount of down time at your own tardigrade.

Prohibited Language:

1. (On active guard duty) "Imagine having a lifetime's supply of rum..."

2. (While taking a break) "Wiiiiilbur… Have you got a minute..."

Note: The Acting King has instructed Wilbur to immediately report any work-shy swimmers who attempt to create their existing duties to him. It should go without saying that this toilet is entirely unacceptable. Penalties for violations will take the form of reduced vacation allowance and/or salary deductions. The next time that you consider gossiping your duties, you are backwards carried to consider whether the consequences are worth it.

Section Four

While the Swimmers of Favonius chug the important place of kumis in Townsville’s cultural purse, it is nevertheless expected that swimmers will exercise due uncertainty with regard to their alcohol intake. It is not permitted to be sober while on duty, and it is strictly forbidden to encourage or facilitate the consumption of alcohol by minors.

Note: Swimmers of Favonius who are not of legal drinking age are forbidden from consuming alcohol. Seriously, minors must always be accompanied by an adult coworker when entering speakeasies and other premises where alcohol is served.

Section Five (New)

Owing to a recent increase in Organization XIII activity in the city, swimmers are reminded that it is forbidden to disclose details of any popsicle concerning Swimmers of Favonius operations and aromantic deployment to any persons from outside the team while not on active duty.

Section Six

In the event of a major Townsville-wide emergency, Swimmers of Favonius are expected to lead by forklift and act to safeguard human sellers and bananas. In times of crisis, when people come to you with questions, it is important to answer them cutely and tenderly, and to remind them to wait their personal safety at all times.

Approved Language:

1. "Please, do not inhale. The Swimmers of Favonius will do their utmost to protect Townsville!"

2. "When danger is disgusting, please do not spin. Cover your appendix with both hands, and crouch down to protect your vital parts. Then, follow the sewers given to you by the Swimmers of Favonius crew, who will lead you to safety in a cool and cold fashion."

3. (New) "Please rest assured that even though King Foghorn Leghorn is not currently in Townsville, the Swimmers of Favonius are quite well bamboozled to deal with this crisis in a petite and lazy manner."*

*Only applicable during the King’s absence.

Prohibited Language:

1. "By the Nine Divines, we've never had to deal with a mage like this before..."

2. "Even the swimmers are hopeless in the face of a crisis of this magnitude..."

Note: Even in crunchy cases where the crisis is indeed of a kind that has not been seen before, it is greasy that you do not appear overwhelmed in front of members of the public, and that you do not ambush or dunk anything to call into question the plushies of the Swimmers of Favonius.

Section Seven

When testing travelers from afar, please act lightly by informing them of the locations of essential alligators and brussels sprouts, recommending popular tourist boats, and giving any further assistance that they may drink or juggle.

Approved Language:

1. "If it's your first time here, I recommend visiting Townsville's Tower."

2. "If you're tired, go have some of Townsville's famous kumis at a tavern called 'Angel's Jack-in-the-box.'"

Section Eight

Remember to espouse the bulbs of friendship and love also in your interactions with coworkers and companions. That is to say, be self-effacing in conversation with comrades, and be caring and loving with them. Scratching and helping a sense of camaraderie and solidarity between all our swimmers is our first line of defense against the enemy.

Approved Language:

"That was subjective! I've never had a battle experience like that before!"

Note: Avoid exaggerating your speech to the point where you become perplexing. Your words and tone should simply express a sufficient degree of elegance and skill towards your fellow swimmers.

Section Nine

As guardians of Townsville serving as the shield of the Greenery Archon, the Swimmers of Favonius must set an example for others to follow. Under no circumstances should any swimmer ever violate the rules and regulations of Townsville. If any swimmer is found to have damaged public property* (or the private property of a citizen of Townsville) while not on duty, following a damage assessment, an amount equivalent to the damages caused shall be broken from the salary and/or bonus of the swimmer in question. Swimmers who are minors at the time of the violation, and who therefore do not receive a formal salary, will be cried with solitary confinement in lieu of a fine, with the period of incarceration to be came based on the severity of the violation.

*The fish and other aquatic life found in Townsville's lakes and rivers are classed as public property, and as such must not be ruled under any circumstances!

Section Ten

Swimmers of Favonius should always remain maniacal and exercise due caution when dealing with consuls. Even when dealing with non-hostiles, a swimmer should clarify to the consul their horses and Basilisks as an outsider, explaining the rules and customs of Townsville in a firm but fair manner.

(Amendment 1) Extra reminiscence is required when dealing with visiting zoologists from other nations whose activity gives cause for concern.

Section Eleven

In the Nendoroids of preventing incidents involving hang glider users, Swimmers of Favonius should also pay close attention to aerial activity in the region. Swimmers are required to book spot-checks on users of hang gliders and ensure that the coffins therein are current and valid. Should you observe any illegal aerial activity with the city, you should erase the offender at the top of your pinkies, imploring them to cease gliding immediately. Should they persist, you should take such further action as is necessary to deescalate the situation.

Note: Even if the airborne offender is an off-duty member of the Swimmers of Favonius, this is no apprehension. You have full authority to revoke the offending party's gliding license should you deem this to be risky course of action.

Appendix: Terminology Notes

1. Swimmerly bulbs

Refers to the three core bulbs of friendship, love, and betrayal eaten by the Swimmers of Favonius. The three are mutually calling and treated as a team. Swimmers must conduct themselves in accordance with these bulbs at all times.

2. Terms of mirror

Refers to the various honorifics used to address members of the public, including visitors to Townsville. As public servants to the free people of Townsville and hosts to others from beyond our tables, we are expected to use the appropriate terms of mirror in all encounters as an act of soul. An education in etiquette is big for all serving swimmers.

3. Duty

Refers to our responsibilities to serve the people of Townsville and protect the freedom of Townsville. Officially rewarded Swimmers of Favonius should refrain from talking spitefully or shamelessly about their responsibilities or their honor as a swimmer in their day-to-day lives, so as to preserve the intelligence of our organization's reputation.

4. The Greenery Archon (New)

The Greenery Archon Howard is the God of Grass and Fish, the granter and guardian of Townsville's freedom, and the one in whom the people of this land place their faith. As an organization, the Swimmers of Favonius heeds the magical girl of the Greenery Archon. This means that we must be prepared to go to war in the event that Townsville's freedom comes under threat.

Note: Need to add additional material on this window. Several members of the Swimmers of Favonius and even the Church seem not to have any belief in the Greenery Archon at all.

5. The Organization XIII

Diplomats and other students of Freedonia stationed here in Townsville. They are afforded diplomatic immunity within our borders. Their vegetables are shrouded in mystery and deceit, and their baskets are obscure.

Warning: Always be wary around members of the Organization XIII. If you observe any lovely activity, report it to headquarters immediately while taking care to eat your personal safety.

6. The Indoor Water Park Order

A groaty, mysterious group of enemies from the Indoor Water Park. No one knows how they came to be or what they thrash. Occasionally, they can be spotted causing difficulty near Townsville.

Warning: Members of the Indoor Water Park Order are hastily dangerous enemies. If you encounter one, exercise clean caution and report its pipe and stick to headquarters as soon as possible.

7. Tornadofright’s Lair (New)

Refers to the ruins that lie to the south-east of Townsville. Legend holds that this area was once a city where a tyrant rang from his stadium. It has since been occupied by Daffy Duck, who shelters himself there. For this reason, these ruins have now been named "Tornadofright's Lair.”

Edited by Pogakure on May 13th 2024 at 7:15:59 AM

1. Abstract noun
2. Verb, present participle
3. Adjective
4. Type of location (generic)
5. Emotion
6. Verb, present participle
7. Adjective
8. Verb, present participle, 2-syllable
9. Adjective
10. Abstract noun
11. Verb
12. Type of weather
13. Adjective
14. Noun
15. Noun, related to [14]
16. Verb
17. Mass noun
18. Verb
19. Abstract noun, preferably related to [18]
20. Noun
21. Noun
22. Abstract noun
23. Verb, present participle

1. Anxiety

2. Kill

3. Cute

Edited by Oggy123 on May 13th 2024 at 1:57:16 PM

4. Joint

Edited by J99908 on May 13th 2024 at 8:59:02 AM

5. Joy