Will you join me in my dreams of obtaining ultimate power? Or shall I force you to join?
Why? I'm sick and tired of these happy-go-lucky dream worlds! Someone needs to take control, and it will be ME!
edited 20th Nov '16 3:20:05 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."Why do you have to be so mean?
Look, I'd probably go to prison if I told you my deal, so I'm just gonna tell you I have my methods.
edited 21st Nov '16 3:39:35 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.How did you get so good with guns? I thought with all that studies and science-ing you wouldn't have enough time for firearm training.
Geez lady, can't you ask nicely? Check out Karlsland's propaganda films. They might exaggerate a bit, but you'll get an overview of my abilities
edited 20th Nov '16 10:07:54 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingDo you have any useful abilities, or will I have to kill you like the pathetic waste you are?
I have magical powers, but I'm a grown woman.
edited 21st Nov '16 8:48:15 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerAre you a Magical Girl like me?
Lady, how the shit did you turn your hair blue?
(As Gordon)
Eh... Human.
edited 24th Nov '16 6:39:33 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.What kinda Pokemon are you, anyway?
We're from Alola, pal! And never heard of 'em. ...'less they're a Pokemon. Then me an' Trainer prol'y beat 'em senseless!.......Sorry 'bout that.
edited 24th Nov '16 1:36:38 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Hey! I haven't seen someone like you around. What dream world are you from ... and have you heard of someone named Lolo?
I wouldn't think of doing that! As long as you don't want to hurt me that is, but you seem friendly enough.
edited 24th Nov '16 1:21:22 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenYou're a child? ...You wouldn't take me apart, would you?
I don't know what you're talking about. I was built this way. You must be a newer model, huh? Your fur looks so... realistic.
edited 24th Nov '16 6:55:00 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."The Cyberpunk Harp Seal looks at Mangle.
...Where did you get this fur color? And, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you take cybernetic modification a little too far?
Of course not!
edited 25th Nov '16 10:20:24 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.You're not... afraid of me, are you? It's because of my stupid predatory instincts, isn't it? I'm sorry...
I don't like your tone. I guess I'll come with you, but if you dare try to hurt me, you will pay.
edited 25th Nov '16 9:41:12 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."Hey there! Wanna come over to my house? Once you come, you may never wanna leave!
NO!... Yes.
edited 25th Nov '16 10:20:49 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.That's a shiny little glint in your eye. There some hidden power in there, or is that silly toy axe really all you have going for you?
You want to know about insignificant little me? I'm flattered!♪ Well, let's put it like this... I'm like a swan. Beautiful and content, but you don't want to make me mad, or I might just get all flustered and make you into an entrĂ©e.
edited 25th Nov '16 10:34:41 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."...What are you?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Hey there! Would you happen to know anything about dream worlds? I've always wondered why I travel between them, and why there seem to be so many.
Sure, why not! A lot of people could use hugs, including myself. Hugs
edited 25th Nov '16 4:46:40 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenAww, you're so cute! Can I hug you?
Well no need to be mean! The mask makes me happy, it's really great! And... Cult member? No!
edited 25th Nov '16 4:47:27 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why are you so happy, dumbass? Why the mask? Are you a cult member?
As long as I have Cinder's backing, what could go wrong?
edited 25th Nov '16 5:24:35 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerSo, how's that whole "surviving" thing working out for you?
I wasn't always as gloomy as I am, believe me. But that's what being able to read minds in a world where people hate mind readers does to a girl. It makes them gloomy. To say the least.
edited 26th Nov '16 10:58:19 AM by InfinityRyujin
Why won't you lighten up a little?
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."Bump. And note that the avatar I was using in the above post is not my current avatar. :P
Well, sometimes I wear black. But yes, it is a striking color! Quite fitting for such a magnificent man, wouldn't you say so?
edited 27th Nov '16 6:08:14 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."Ooh! You like green too?
Aww, I think it's cute! Soon, it'll replace my face! Cool, right?
edited 27th Nov '16 6:17:44 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why are you wearing those masks? They're kinda creepy...
I don't know! As long as you stay within the boundaries of most cities, you don't have to fear Grimm, though. Of course, maybe not Beacon anymore...
edited 27th Nov '16 6:17:02 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerIs Miss Frizzle planning a field trip to your place? I hope it's somewhere safe and away from... whatever you call those beasts.
I... haven't even thought of that. I'm sure they'll all miss me, even Miss Frizzle, and I don't know if she can use the Bus's magic to bring me back if ever. But if she can... I don't wanna think about it.
edited 27th Nov '16 6:34:12 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I wonder, little boy, how would your friends react if you were to... disappear? How much would they pay to get you back unharmed?
Well, excuse me! This costume serves as a method of intimidation!
edited 27th Nov '16 6:30:48 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
What's your opinion on the strong controlling the weak?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!