Will you join with me? Together, we can teach this world that it's kill or be killed!
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NO!!! Don't you fuckin' dare touch me!
edited 27th Sep '16 2:11:32 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
DON'T YOU WANNA TOUCHA THE CHILD?
Can I borrow some of your petals for science? SCIENCE!
Because I could blow you out of the sky with MY LASERS! FIRE NOW!
NOW!
..Give him a minute.
edited 27th Sep '16 5:00:15 PM by RandomWriter413
so . . . why shouldn't i blast your ass with my missiles for conspiring to destroy America and the rest of this earth?
You're SOS came late but I'll be there as soon as I can!
Edited by vjoi on Apr 18th 2021 at 12:10:42 PM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
see you, space cowboy.
Can you please come help me?
He's like a rabbit... Spider... Thing. I don't know what he is, but he's probably the scariest person I've met yet!
edited 28th Sep '16 5:44:37 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
What is... that thing that calls itself "Dr. Doom"? It's even worse than Ken.
Because I am a hunter. I like ivory. I like money. I hate groups of damn animals trying to keep me from getting my kill. EAT LEAD, ELEPHANT!
edited 30th Sep '16 9:44:49 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Sorry for sandwiching, this is bringing me great shame.
W-why do you take such pleasure in murder?
... I-it's just not right.
edited 30th Sep '16 1:36:13 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why don't you? Murder is awesome.
As my previous avatar, Well, my name is Demon Cat, so I... guess I'm a demon cat.
edited 1st Oct '16 5:22:32 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
[PASIO]
What are you, little fiend.
using my ultra-giga-brain to figure out what avvie i must have been using back then...
"A-ah, a spider? I think? A very hungry spider."
Edited by Rbade on Apr 21st 2021 at 3:45:21 AM
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see you, space cowboy.
woah dude, what are you?
... yeah, i can't. i wish i was like that homestar guy, who uses levitation spells or something. but it just doesn't work like that, i guess.
edited 17th Oct '16 6:10:25 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
"Where are your arms? It doesn't look like you can hold anything."
"There is no place for humor in a galaxy that needs to be fixed."
edited 17th Oct '16 8:42:30 AM by RandomWriter413
As my previous avatar, Umlaut, Why so serious?
None of your business, you insipid little urchin!
edited 17th Oct '16 10:34:50 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
see you, space cowboy.
you're, like, major old. how old are you?
admittedly, not easy. not only do i have no arms, but i can't understand anything my friends and family say. they just talk in weird non-sequiturs.
edited 17th Oct '16 10:34:21 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Dimension keeper and creator.
How...do..you..live?
Let's...hope.
edited 17th Oct '16 1:00:18 PM by Thefeeding
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Aww, shucks. Y'all are gonna be friendly, right? I ain't lookin' for no trouble from no cosmic... overlords or whatever...
Well... 'cause I'm good at it, I guess. And it makes folks happy. Usually. But anythin' that makes others happy makes me happy, I say. I'd 'ave said I get free pies an' cakes, too, but y'all gotta pay for all the ingredients an' stuff.
edited 17th Oct '16 10:54:20 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."I don't understand. How are you so happy being a simple baker?
This will contain spoilers. Also, some parts may be wrong, because I may have misinterpreted some parts:
M-My friends and I were made by a man named Afton. We loved him at first because he g-gave us life! We were so excited to perform for children! But then Baby accidentally found out what w-we were all really meant for: Murder.
edited 18th Oct '16 5:27:09 AM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Jer gets all the girls
"That was kinda specific....Wait, chill...you actually understand what you're saying, robot dude? That's amaz- Who made you??"
Dude, it makes you go so fast it's like everyone else is frozen. The only way I actually stand a chance of getting outta this alive is if I have it and the psycho after me doesn't.
edited 19th Oct '16 6:53:35 PM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
see you, space cowboy.
why ya want tha watch so much???
the rainbow question iz a seeecret! but, i can answer your second question. NO! i mean, the hospital is, but we aren't!
edited 19th Oct '16 7:05:46 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Did you dye your hair like that, or were you born with it, like me?
Do you even sterilize your equipment here?
Twi, I don't like the sound of this place...
We're here to teach others the Magic of Friendship, not take over the world!
And we don't normally wear clothes, except for special occasions.
edited 19th Oct '16 9:30:06 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Red Like Santa
Have you ever considered world domination? And why are you naked, you vile creatures?
I have many underlings. One can shoot air, the other can create illusions. Anyway, I am planning to kill the other maidens and get their powers. I have already down that to the Autumn maiden.
edited 20th Oct '16 9:13:36 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Lady, have you considered maybe getting a partner? Or, alternatively, using your fancy-pancy bullshit magic powers to control ice, too? As it stands, you've only got control over one element - fire - and guess how well it'll go when you run into, say, some asshole kid next to a fire hydrant? Two words: ex-fucking-stinguished! The 'fucking' doesn't count, it's like a punctuation mark or something.
Hey, I'd love to know what cruel-ass god would fuck me over in this way, too. Beats me. It's like... I realise that I don't make much sense, 'cause if I actually did become number one, then I'd fuck myself over! But here I am, being a bitter asshole anyway! Because it's what I stand for! It's fucking insane!
edited 20th Oct '16 9:19:14 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Dimension keeper and creator.
A number? How do you work? What kind of god would would make something like that?
I am the most important being in the universe, and yet...I am worthless... Just... Like... You.
see you, space cowboy.
did you escape our therapist's office?
i can't kill dem or else head nurse will b mad :(... so i just hurt dem reel bad!
edited 20th Oct '16 1:03:03 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.What's your favorite thing about killing people?
There's nothing fun about being good! Evil makes me happy!
edited 20th Oct '16 1:53:02 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
"Have you ever thought of being good? It's nice!"
"It's SPARTAN armor! We all use it to fight evil!"
edited 21st Oct '16 8:56:43 AM by RandomWriter413
Let's be honest with ourselves here, a forum game like this was inevitable.
Well...
You'll know the meaning of this world better than anyone else.
edited 27th Sep '16 2:00:34 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.