Relationship Status: not set

-not set

700 wives and 300 concubines

A cockroach, nothing can kill it. 

A gay little love melody

A heart full of love

A teenager in love

Above such petty unnecessities

Abstaining

All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend

All is for my lord

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

And they all lived happily ever after <3

Anime is my true love

Arm chopping is not a love language!

Armed with the Power of Love

At the center of everything that happens to me

Awaiting my mail-order bride

Baby don't hurt me!

Barbecuing

Become a part of me!

Betrayed by Delilah

Boffing Buffy

Brewing the love potion

Brony

Browsing the selection

Buried in snow, waiting for spring

Californicating

Can't buy me love

Cast away

Charming Titania with a donkey face

Chocolate!

Cigarettes and Valentines

Coming soon to theaters

Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary

Consider his love an honor

Crazy Cat Lady

Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness

Dancing with myself

Dating Catwoman

Dating the Doctor

Desperate

Don't hug me; I'm scared

Drift compatible

Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me

Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you

Every rose has its thorn

Faithful to 2D

Falling within your bell curve

Filling the world with silly love songs

Forming Voltron

GAR for Archer

Gay for Big Boss

Get out of here, STALKER

Getting away with murder

Gimme danger, little stranger

Giving love a bad name

God only knows what I'd be without you

Gone fishin'

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

Halfway to Pon Farr

Having tea with Cthulhu

He makes me feel like I have a heart

He's a magic man

Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun

Heisenberg unreliable

Hello, I love you

Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear

Hiding

Historians will say we were good friends.

Hit me with your best shot

Holding out for a hero

Hooked on a feeling

Hoping Senpai notices me

Hounds of love are hunting

How does it feel to treat me like you do?

How YOU doin'?

Hugging my pillow

I <3 love!

I can't get no satisfaction

I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!

I Dream of Mimi

I get a feeling so complicated...

I know

I like big bots and I can not lie

I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!

I love you for psychological reasons

I made a point to burn all of the photographs

I only want you gone

I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

I turn to stone when you are gone

I wanna be with you everywhere

I wanna be your dog

I wanna be your sledgehammer

I wanna know about these strangers like me

I wanna know what love is

I want you, body and soul.

I want you to want me

I won't say I'm in love

I'd jump in front of a train for ya!

I'd need a PowerPoint presentation

I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz

I'm her lunatic and she's my sociopath 

I'm in love with my car

I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

I'm just high on the world

I'm taking a ride with my best friend

I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss

I've got a total eclipse of the heart

I've got my mind set on you

I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.

I-It's not like I like you, or anything!

If it's you, it's okay

If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you

If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

Immobilized by love

In another castle

In bed with a green-skinned space babe

In denial

In Lesbians with you

In love with love

In my bunk

In season

In Spades with myself

In the clutches of some Wild Love

In your bunk

is commanded to— WANK!

Is that a kind of food?

It was just a setback

It was never meant to be

It was only a kiss

It's a god-awful small affair

It's a Russian taunt

It's complicated

It's not my fault I'm not popular!

It's so nice to be turned on again

Just call me Angel of the Morning

Just hit the jackpot

LA Woman, you're my woman

Less than three

LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES

Like those other sticky valentines

Longing for Dulcinea

Longing for my OTP

Look at all the lonely people

Love = my face = a building on fire

Love blinded me (with science!)

love is a deadly lazer

Love is an open door

Love is for the living, Sal

Love potion #9

Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint

Loves me...loves me not

Lovey-Dovey

Made of Love

Married to my murderer

Married to the job

Married to the music

Maxing my social links

May the odds be in my favor

Mmmm...chocolate hearts

Mu

My elf kissing days are over

My own grandpa

My love is bigger than a Cadillac

My TiMER is ticking

N-timing

Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone

Noddin' my head like yeah

Non-Canon

Norwegian Wood

Not caught up in your love affair

Not war

Now it's the end, strangers again

Numbering my troper crushes

Oh my word! I'm gay!

Omelette du fromage$

On the fine, fine line

On the prowl

On the Titanic

One Is The Loneliest Number

One True Dodecahedron

Only knew I loved her when I let her go

Out to the Coast

Owner of a lonely heart

P.S. I love you

Paris holds the key to my heart

Pining for the fjords

Plastic Love

Playing Cupid

Puppy love

Raising My Lily Rank With You

Reincarnated romance

RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1

Remembering what Mama said

Robosexual

Serial head-patter

Sharing a spaghetti noodle

She does the things you do, but she is an IBM

She lives on love street

She turned into the moon

She's holding a very large knife

Shipping fictional characters

Showing feelings of an almost human nature

Singularity

Sinking with my ship

Snogging Lavender Brown

Snooping as usual

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox

Star-crossed

Staying up all night to get lucky

Stuck in the middle with you

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

That's rough, buddy

The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me

The captain of her heart

The new Mrs. Reynolds

The Skitty to my Wailord

The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice

There ain't no mountain high enough

They call me Baby Driver

They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.

They grew on me like a tumor...

They're my lobster

Thinkin' about you, muffin

THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

This is not my beautiful wife!

Tongue-tied

Too sexy for my shirt

Tsundere'ing

TV Tropes ruined my love life

Tweaking my holographic boyfriend

Two-timing

Waiting for Prince Charming

Waiting for you *wink*

Wanna dance with somebody

watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

We finish each other's sandwiches

What is this thing you call love?

What's love got to do with it?

Who needs love when you have waffles?

Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!

Will you go out with me to the End?

Wishfully thinking

Wishing you were here

With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares

With my statistically significant other

Writing a love letter

Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

Yes, we're lovers, and that is that

You can be my wingman any time

You cannot grasp the true form

You know I want to but I'm in too deep

You spin me right round, baby

You're a beautiful woman, probably

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi

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Well, ok, I did set mine.

I'm not pining! I'm passed on! This Rotpar is no more! I have ceased to be! I've expired and gone to meet my maker! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm off the twig! I've kicked the bucket, I've shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROTPAR!!

Seriously, guys, brilliant little Valentine's Day thing.