Rules for suggestions: New additions will only be added once per year before Valentine's Day (late January/early February). Suggestions will be voted on in a crowner, and the amount of options to be added will be decided on a case-by-case basis when it's time to vote, and options must have a ratio of at least 2.5:1 (instead of the 2:1 minimum usually used on the site) and at least ten votes to have consensus to add.
-not set
700 wives and 300 concubines
A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
A gay little love melody
A heart full of love
A teenager in love
Above such petty unnecessities
Abstaining
All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
All is for my lord
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
And they all lived happily ever after <3
Anime is my true love
Arm chopping is not a love language!
Armed with the Power of Love
At the center of everything that happens to me
Awaiting my mail-order bride
Baby don't hurt me!
Barbecuing
Become a part of me!
Betrayed by Delilah
Boffing Buffy
Brewing the love potion
Brony
Browsing the selection
Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Californicating
Can't buy me love
Cast away
Charming Titania with a donkey face
Chocolate!
Cigarettes and Valentines
Coming soon to theaters
Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Consider his love an honor
Crazy Cat Lady
Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
Dancing with myself
Dating Catwoman
Dating the Doctor
Desperate
Don't hug me; I'm scared
Drift compatible
Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me
Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you
Every rose has its thorn
Faithful to 2D
Falling within your bell curve
Filling the world with silly love songs
Forming Voltron
GAR for Archer
Gay for Big Boss
Get out of here, STALKER
Getting away with murder
Gimme danger, little stranger
Giving love a bad name
God only knows what I'd be without you
Gone fishin'
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Halfway to Pon Farr
Having tea with Cthulhu
He makes me feel like I have a heart
He's a magic man
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Heisenberg unreliable
Hello, I love you
Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Hiding
Historians will say we were good friends.
Hit me with your best shot
Holding out for a hero
Hooked on a feeling
Hoping Senpai notices me
Hounds of love are hunting
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
How YOU doin'?
Hugging my pillow
I <3 love!
I can't get no satisfaction
I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
I Dream of Mimi
I get a feeling so complicated...
I know
I like big bots and I can not lie
I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
I love you for psychological reasons
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
I only want you gone
I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I turn to stone when you are gone
I wanna be with you everywhere
I wanna be your dog
I wanna be your sledgehammer
I wanna know about these strangers like me
I wanna know what love is
I want you, body and soul.
I want you to want me
I won't say I'm in love
I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
I'm her lunatic and she's my sociopath
I'm in love with my car
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
I'm just high on the world
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
I've got a total eclipse of the heart
I've got my mind set on you
I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
If it's you, it's okay
If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Immobilized by love
In another castle
In bed with a green-skinned space babe
In denial
In Lesbians with you
In love with love
In my bunk
In season
In Spades with myself
In the clutches of some Wild Love
In your bunk
is commanded to— WANK!
Is that a kind of food?
It was just a setback
It was never meant to be
It was only a kiss
It's a god-awful small affair
It's a Russian taunt
It's complicated
It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It's so nice to be turned on again
Just call me Angel of the Morning
Just hit the jackpot
LA Woman, you're my woman
Less than three
LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Like those other sticky valentines
Longing for Dulcinea
Longing for my OTP
Look at all the lonely people
Love = my face = a building on fire
Love blinded me (with science!)
love is a deadly lazer
Love is an open door
Love is for the living, Sal
Love potion #9
Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint
Loves me...loves me not
Lovey-Dovey
Made of Love
Married to my murderer
Married to the job
Married to the music
Maxing my social links
May the odds be in my favor
Mmmm...chocolate hearts
Mu
My elf kissing days are over
My own grandpa
My love is bigger than a Cadillac
My TiMER is ticking
N-timing
Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
Noddin' my head like yeah
Non-Canon
Norwegian Wood
Not caught up in your love affair
Not war
Now it's the end, strangers again
Numbering my troper crushes
Oh my word! I'm gay!
Omelette du fromage$
On the fine, fine line
On the prowl
On the Titanic
One Is The Loneliest Number
One True Dodecahedron
Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Out to the Coast
Owner of a lonely heart
P.S. I love you
Paris holds the key to my heart
Pining for the fjords
Plastic Love
Playing Cupid
Puppy love
Raising My Lily Rank With You
Reincarnated romance
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Remembering what Mama said
Robosexual
Serial head-patter
Sharing a spaghetti noodle
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
She lives on love street
She turned into the moon
She's holding a very large knife
Shipping fictional characters
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Singularity
Sinking with my ship
Snogging Lavender Brown
Snooping as usual
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Star-crossed
Staying up all night to get lucky
Stuck in the middle with you
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
That's rough, buddy
The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me
The captain of her heart
The new Mrs. Reynolds
The Skitty to my Wailord
The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
There ain't no mountain high enough
They call me Baby Driver
They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
They grew on me like a tumor...
They're my lobster
Thinkin' about you, muffin
THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
This is not my beautiful wife!
Tongue-tied
Too sexy for my shirt
Tsundere'ing
TV Tropes ruined my love life
Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
Two-timing
Waiting for Prince Charming
Waiting for you *wink*
Wanna dance with somebody
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
We finish each other's sandwiches
What is this thing you call love?
What's love got to do with it?
Who needs love when you have waffles?
Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Will you go out with me to the End?
Wishfully thinking
Wishing you were here
With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
With my statistically significant other
Writing a love letter
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
You can be my wingman any time
You cannot grasp the true form
You know I want to but I'm in too deep
You spin me right round, baby
You're a beautiful woman, probably
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
[TOP SECRET]
I'm not pining! I'm passed on! This Rotpar is no more! I have ceased to be! I've expired and gone to meet my maker! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm off the twig! I've kicked the bucket, I've shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROTPAR!!
Seriously, guys, brilliant little Valentine's Day thing.
Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 15th 2024 at 2:54:24 PM
Lost in Space
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I'll let another mod weigh in on that. I'm not going to get all the media references, after all.
I put in a slightly different version, and that coding joke is good too.
edited 12th Feb '14 1:35:28 PM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
would "Heisenberg unreliable" be too obscure? ;)
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How about "On A Date With Rosie Palms"?
Would that be too nasty?
edited 12th Feb '14 1:40:42 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Part-Time Omen of Death
How about something along the lines of "Setting up my Stalker Shrine"?
Stupid doomed timeline...
In uffish thought
Heisenberg unreliable and On the fine, fine line added. We'll see about the others.
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.
Lost in Space
I think there are already more than enough masturbation references in that list...
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Is 'Hugging my pillow' already one?
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Lost in Space
You tell me — do you masturbate with your pillow? On second thought, do not tell me. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
I added it, though.
Every move you make, I'll be watching you
I wanna know about these strangers like me
Fresh-eyed movie blog
whatever he can
"Happily with a waifu/husbando (;-;)"
dead devotion
Uniocular
Why can't we be friends?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Lost in Space
"I wanna know about these strangers like me" added. "In Lesbians with you" added — that captures the essence of the joke better, I think.
Too mopey.
@Boxen: Explain?
edited 12th Feb '14 1:55:43 PM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
whatever he can
I'm referring to the times when people wish certain characters from fiction existed in the real world.
There's a trope for it which I can't remember the name of.
dead devotion
Eclipse the Moon
Strong Independent Woman
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
No strong feelings one way or the other
edited 12th Feb '14 1:57:29 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
I'm guessin' 'Your Mother' is a bit too insensitive.
How about 'Crazy Cat Lady'?
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Lost in Space
Added:
- Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
- One Is The Loneliest Number
- Wanna dance with somebody
- If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
- Crazy Cat Lady
There's a surfeit of Futurama references already.
edited 12th Feb '14 1:59:53 PM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
"Browsing the selection."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Lost in Space
Part-Time Omen of Death
Wasn't even thinking self-gratification with the stalker shrine thing, but I could see where it might sound creepy.
If not that maybe "How YOU doin'?"
Stupid doomed timeline...
the relationship status is so complicated you need a power point presentation to explain it.
a bit more code-y joke "Relationship Out Of Bounds Exception: 1"
edited 12th Feb '14 1:34:29 PM by 3of4
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