Uniocular
I had a pretzel wrapped in bacon filled with cheese today.
It was pretty good.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Thanks, now I won't be able to think about anything else all day.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
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Your bacon was filled with cheese?
edited 26th Jan '14 12:04:29 PM by SpaceWolf
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Uniocular
I wish.
Have a funny thing:
I love Bacon so much it should run for president!
Presenting!
Yes.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Would Bacon be Republican or Democrat?
Presenting!
Ehhh....probably Republican, because Democrats are more in favor of restricting access to unhealthy food.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Uniocular
I feel like bacon would be more of an independent.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Yeah Bacon would be the one to break down Party walls and Drag this great nation into a golden age!
Presenting!
Considering that Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey), from House of Cards, loves metaphors that relate to meat, it's probably only a matter of time before he compares his victories to the deliciousness of bacon, in a South Carolina accent.
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I had the last of the pork chops today. While delicious in their own way, they're just not the same as bacon. Perhaps I'll fry some up tomorrow.
You should.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
From what I heard, today was bacon day.
I don't know if that's true or not, but I had bacon for the first time in a month today.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I loooove bacon but I can't eat it due to my braces. I just savour crispy bacon!
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I'm so sorry.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
You know what I heard about the other day? Bacon-and-eggs-flavored ice cream.
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
In Perpetual Finality
They have bacon jerky at my school bookstore. It's every bit as wonderful as it sounds, and it has less fat than straight-up fried bacon.
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x5 Bacon Day fell on the same day as the supposed date for Ragnarök. This makes so much sense.
hiya, the name's scout.
I just had some bacon two days ago! Man, was it good...
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Lucky duck.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
............Aye, verily!
edited 25th Jan '14 4:49:13 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else