Decoy
Is it your ego-enhancing pet project?
My President is Funny Valentine.
No, someone suggested I do this.
And I was wondering if anyone else likes bacon.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
You actually did it! ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
So just one person?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Apparently... 
*sniff*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I just had bacon today! What a coincidence!
How was it?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Scientia potentia est.
Oh wait, wrong Bacon.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
I also like bacon!
And I don't get to eat it NEARLY enough!
edited 17th Dec '13 4:07:27 PM by RBluefish
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
Same here!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
-sniff-
We suffer together...-man-hugs-
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
\*Manly Tears*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I haven't had bacon in quite a while. *bacon withdrawal*
This is a signature.
\*eye twitch*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
My bacon was really good, for the record. Also, I hope you guys have more opportunities for bacon in the future.
Sigh,I wish I hadn't run out of bacon,....no matter. I shall make sure to have plenty when I return to the folks on Friday.
My dad ruined bacon by putting it in pasta.
\*shudder*
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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That is an intolerable, evil act.
Bullshit,bacon in pasta is excellent. I mean unless you have a money tree to get legit pancetta,bacon is 'the thing you need for a kickass carbonara.
It was terrible.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Only if the bacon was burned and the pasta wasn't cooked right.
Bacon doesn't taste good with sun-dried tomatoes.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
That just sounds like a poor mans Pasta Primavera.
For all those who love bacon, enter now.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else