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CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#101: Jul 4th 2013 at 5:01:03 PM

That's our 8-bit era soup. A winner is you!

Waiter, there's a time mage in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#102: Jul 4th 2013 at 5:03:09 PM

Oh, Time Lords. That happens all the... um, time.

Waiter, there is Billy the Heretic in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
AnimeBadger Since: Jul, 2012
#103: Jul 4th 2013 at 6:30:19 PM

Oh, lord. We need to cryogenically freeze it.

Waiter, there is a Demoman in my soup.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#104: Jul 4th 2013 at 9:28:16 PM

Ah, yes. He wanted to bury what was left of his foes in our soup cans, and wouldn't budge. I mean, uh, all our soup is fresh, not from a can, don't be silly.

Waiter, there's a Marty McFly in my soup!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
PhysicalStamina (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#105: Jul 4th 2013 at 9:33:28 PM

Hmm?

...Great Scott!

Waiter! There's a cold compress in my soup!

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#106: Jul 4th 2013 at 9:48:02 PM

Didn't want you to burn your tongue like last time, sir.

Waiter! There is soup in my fly!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
PhysicalStamina (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
#107: Jul 4th 2013 at 9:49:37 PM

...what are you calling me for? You fed him.

Waiter! There's LSD in my soup!

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#108: Jul 4th 2013 at 9:57:55 PM

We use acid to provide the sour flavour for the tangy soup. We ran out of the oranges and lemons that we normally use, though.

Waiter, there's a menu in my soup!

edited 4th Jul '13 9:58:34 PM by ironcommando

...eheh
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#109: Jul 4th 2013 at 10:03:35 PM

I see. What would you like to order Monsieur Soup?

Waiter, there's a mall Santa in my soup.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#110: Jul 5th 2013 at 8:29:53 AM

Leftovers. Christmas in July, after all.

Waiter, there is dysentery in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#111: Jul 5th 2013 at 10:03:19 AM

You ordered the Oregon Trail special, sir.

Waiter, there's a Honedge in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 10:03:25 AM by ironcommando

...eheh
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#112: Jul 5th 2013 at 10:08:42 AM

You ordered soup on a stick, sir.

Waiter! There is a Gyarados in my soup!

ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#113: Jul 5th 2013 at 10:10:27 AM

Darn it! The Magikarp in our Karp Soup wasn't supposed to evolve!

Waiter, there's a Ditto in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 10:18:27 AM by ironcommando

...eheh
philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#114: Jul 5th 2013 at 12:33:00 PM

We are having a two for one special on soup tonight.

Waiter! There is a munchkin Red Mage in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#115: Jul 5th 2013 at 3:56:52 PM

It is optimized for maximum taste at minimum cost, sir.

Waiter! There is a Large Hadron Collider in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#116: Jul 5th 2013 at 4:00:50 PM

I'll handle it, I doubt the chef would be interested in such an elementary matter, sir.

Waiter, there's another person's reflection in my soup!

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PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#117: Jul 5th 2013 at 4:18:22 PM

Talk about getting the orders mixed up...

Waiter, there's laziness and impatience in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#118: Jul 5th 2013 at 4:27:28 PM

This isn't a fast food restaurant.

Waiter. There is news in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#119: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:02:04 PM

Of course. It's hot news!

Waiter, there's a wifi connection in my soup!

...eheh
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#120: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:06:31 PM

It's Web Soup.

Waiter, there's product placement in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#121: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:26:53 PM

That's how we keep it affordable, sir.

Waiter! There are straws in my soup!

KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#122: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:32:06 PM

All the better for drinking it with.

Waiter! There's a [REDACTED] in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#123: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:34:13 PM

It's the [REDACTED] special, made lovingly with gallons of [REDACTED] and extra [REDACTED].

Waiter, there's Pokémon Y in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#124: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:44:10 PM

There's a WHAT? Gimme- Ahem. That must have fallen into the soup. It's restaurant property. Now, give it to me and no one has to get hurt.

Waiter, there's a portal to hell in my soup.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#125: Jul 5th 2013 at 5:59:24 PM

Well then, you better get the rock from the first poster's soup to plug it

Waiter, David Byrne is in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.

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