You better hope I just kill you.
An orgy of flavour
Waiter there's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in a bowl of soupin my soup
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
OH YES!!
You did order the Insouption Special.
Waiter! There's a lame pun in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
You better hope I just kill you.
Sorry we were trying to be punny
Waiter there's a forumn in my soup
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
You said you wanted to have somebody to talk to when waiting for your friend, so here you og.
Waiter, there's a Roll to Dodge in my soup!
...eheh
literary masochist
[6] "I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'll have it replaced immediately."
Four waiters come back carrying sixteen large bowls of soup. And then there's still the rest of the meal to go...
Waiter! There's a 16 kiloton warhead in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
The thing with the red gold crown.
You did comment that you wanted an explosion of flavor, sir.
Waiter! There is a troper in my soup!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Well it looks like his life was ruined.
Waiter! There's a Soul Gem in my soup!
And then there was silence
OH YES!!
Yes, you ordered the Incubator Special.
Waiter, there's a Dalek in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Magical Girl
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Well, you did wish for the best soup in the world. You got your wish.
Of course. You ordered Egg-terminate Soup.
Waiter! There is a forum game in my soup!
edited 26th Jun '13 2:57:12 PM by MurkyMuse
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
Am I a weirdo?
Perhaps I set it a bit too close to the fourth wall.
Waiter, there's Kevin Bacon in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
The thing with the red gold crown.
You did ask for potato and Bacon soup.
Waiter. There is a Time Lord stewing in my soup!
edited 26th Jun '13 11:48:08 PM by philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
literary masochist
You did order the extra-extra-large serving, so we had to put it in a bowl that was bigger on the inside.
Waiter, why are you in my soup?
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
You did say you were a Humanitarian.
Waiter, there's an Eldritch Abomination in my soup!
Hmm? Let me check it ouUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!
Waiter, there's a physics anomaly in my soup!
edited 27th Jun '13 12:37:39 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
You better hope I just kill you.
What Do you expect from singularity soup?
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
...you haven't ordered yet, sir.
Waiter! There's Narm in my soup!
I believe you ordered cream of Cheese, sir.
Waiter, there's uranium in my soup!
edited 27th Jun '13 1:44:06 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
OH YES!!
You wanted a soup that would last a while.
Waiter, there's a booty in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Am I a weirdo?
Damn. Now there's a product I can stand behind.
Waiter, there's an innuendo in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
literary masochist
Well, you did say you wanted it "spicy". 
Waiter! There is a singularity in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
The thing with the red gold crown.
You did say you wanted a single soup.
Waiter! There is time in my soup!
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
OH YES!!
You wanted it wibbly-wobbly.
Waiter! There is a smutty fanfic in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Indeed. Now you can have shipping shoved down your throat literally, too.
Waiter! There's a spoon in my soup!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
OH YES!!
That's so you can eat it.
Waiter! There is a woman who looks almost exactly like Trisha Elric in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
That means it's hot. It won't leave until it's cool.
Waiter! There are various genitals in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)