zycone (Resciscor)
On purpose. You did ask for a more sour okroshka.
Hi, waiter! Just to ask, why is there a бойприпасы
in my soup?
бойприпасы is the plural Russian noun for ammunition. hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The Draftsman of Doom
That's not how we make son of a gun stew. Someone must have made a mistake.
Waiter, my non-Russian soup just called a Putin critic an American puppet without a solid basis. It should know better than to use such Russophobic dogwhistles, and imply that all Russians are warmongering jingoists.
Replace Russian with any nationality of your choice. It is still xenophobic when you suggest that it takes foreign intervention not to be a regime apologist, and imply that people under totalitarian regimes are physically incapable of thinking for themselves.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 2nd 2024 at 4:41:32 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Logic Girl
Good God, even soup is political these days!?
Waiter! There's an Easter egg in my soup! For every low there is a high.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Now I wonder why we haven't found that egg since Easter happened.
Waiter, Cthulhu is in my soup!
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Carmine at the Beach
How could he fit in that tiny bowl? Oh, now he's growing out of it. Run!
Waiter, there's lemonade in my soup. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Having Faun
Well, when life gives you... oh wait.
Waiter! There is society in my soup.
Uh no, soup goes in the other end.
Waiter, the holotype of a hadrosaur dinosaur is in my soup!
Logic Girl
People are gonna do Jurassic Park in real life, but they decided to use holographic dinosaurs instead, hoping it'd be safer.
Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup! For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
Well, anyone want steamed penguin?
Waiter, there's squid in my soup.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Ah, that shouldn't be there. People, we've talked about this: keep the soup board separate from the calamari board!
Waiter! There is Mithril in my soup!
Spartan-B066
The executive board thought that if iron was considered a healthy part of the human diet, than so mush Mithril. We've been sprinkling in flakes of it to test out that theory.
Waiter! Why do I taste fruit punch? "Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."
the look of someone who just had suspension
That's our new experimental menu, "Fruit soup". Do you like it?
Waiter...? There's Something in my soup...
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Baby driver
Are you happy, sad, or angry at this debacle?
Waiter, theres a very special tree
in my soup!
"You and i are a team. Nothing is more valuble than our friendship."
You said you wanted the organic mythical soup, didn't you?
Waiter, there's a spicy cracker in my soup!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Well, you'd better get him out before he kills us both.
Waiter! There is a gold nugget in my soup!
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Carmine at the Beach
Ooh, lucky! You can sell it for a lot of money. Just make sure not to burn your hand while taking it out.
Waiter, there's a glass marble in my soup.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Logic Girl
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
Hey, just be grateful that Picky-Picky didn't get in there instead!
Waiter! There's Cap'n Crunch in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A
The Big Man
Then Crunchitize me, Cap'n!
Waiter, there's a beer in my soup. Brutal
The Draftsman of Doom
There’s always something brewing at this place.
Waiter, my soup just leapt a tall building in a single bound.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 5th 2024 at 10:33:52 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
I think its Souperman.
Waiter, a rifle's in my soup - and its pointed at someone!
Carmine at the Beach
Let's try to put that away, it's too dangerous.
Waiter, there's a lot of blueberries in my soup. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
I don't think this is how Blåbärssoppa is supposed to be.
Waiter, your cat's in the soup!
Edited by generation81 on Apr 5th 2024 at 11:22:26 AM
Avoid giving them to Kryptonians.
Waiter, there's fruit jelly in my soup.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine