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Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Oct, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#3401: Mar 18th 2024 at 8:21:11 AM

The waiter goes crying... the manager ask politely for the customer to leave...


Waiter, The Hulk is in my soup!!!

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3402: Mar 18th 2024 at 2:00:31 PM

I'll give you a new bowl and let him drink the first one; you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


Waiter, there's apathy in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3403: Mar 18th 2024 at 2:47:58 PM

Oh no, whatever am I gonna do about that.

…Waiter? Why is there a door hole in my soup?

Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#3404: Mar 22nd 2024 at 9:18:34 AM

That fell in there as a byproduct of us expanding our building. We'll just dispose it for you, it's fine.


Waiter! There is a Kids' Meal Toy in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
jtard "ENTITY" from Terminal 111 Since: Feb, 2023 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
"ENTITY"
#3405: Mar 22nd 2024 at 9:40:54 AM

It's part of the specialty! Think of it as like those kinder surprise eggs but with soup.


Waiter! There is a fried and cut corrucyst in my soup!

Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
zycone zycone (Resciscor) from m. Mikaki, owod'nja Mikak'skoi (Troper in training)
zycone (Resciscor)
#3406: Mar 22nd 2024 at 11:19:23 AM

It's a special flavour for our new braise. Try it, it won't hurt'ya.


Waiter? There is a DualSense Controller in my soup!

hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#3407: Mar 28th 2024 at 5:52:47 AM

Bump

Well, now your soup has no limits!


Waiter! There is a Windows 11 Laptop in my soup!

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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3408: Mar 28th 2024 at 2:18:27 PM

Better take it out before it gets too wet!


Waiter, there's a Tribble in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
chino514 Since: Dec, 2021
#3409: Mar 28th 2024 at 5:28:59 PM

Soup, the final frontier.

Waiter, there is a parallel universe in my soup!

AdtAuthor44 from Wood Dale Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
#3410: Mar 28th 2024 at 5:53:37 PM

Hey, everything has to have some sort of multiverse element these days. Why not food?

Excuse me, waiter. There’s a Game Boy Advance in my soup.

I want to go to Tonio's.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3411: Mar 28th 2024 at 5:59:20 PM

You think that's crazy, there's a guy who had a PSP in his soup the other day.

Waiter? There is a note from the freaking Yakuza in my soup... written in this... kanji, I don't get it... how is the paper not soggy?

Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
the look of someone who just had suspension
#3412: Mar 28th 2024 at 6:41:07 PM

Kiryu Kazuma sends his regards (in laminated paper). When you don't pay your debts, he's what you get.

Waiter? There's a Menger sponge in my soup. How is this possible?

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#3413: Mar 30th 2024 at 2:23:02 PM

Our chef used to be a mathematician. Guess his past work must've slipped out.


Waiter! There is a Doomsday Device in my soup!

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clemont107 Carmine at the Beach from A Vacation in Paldea (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Carmine at the Beach
#3414: Mar 30th 2024 at 4:38:11 PM

Somebody deactivate it or the whole world explodes.


Waiter, there's a Seashell Bra in my soup.

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3415: Mar 31st 2024 at 12:40:41 PM

So the chef wasn't lying after all — there were mermaids in the kitchen!


Waiter, there's a pom-pom in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
TheShattered0513 Spartan-B066 from Wandering the Commonwealth. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Spartan-B066
#3416: Mar 31st 2024 at 8:50:43 PM

We had a career fair recently and a cheerleader took up an internship for a bit. She must've left it when the event was over. Throw it in the washer and return it to the school, would you good sir?


Waiter! There is a rainbow in my soup!

Edited by TheShattered0513 on Mar 31st 2024 at 8:51:10 AM

"Though the means of combat may evolve, the beating heart of war never changes. Reason and motive will fluctuate or even decay."
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#3417: Apr 1st 2024 at 12:33:37 AM

Is there? Well, tell us what it tastes like, for research.

Waiter! There's Nia Jax in my soup!

Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Oct, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#3418: Apr 1st 2024 at 2:51:45 AM

I would be more concerned if another fighter goes out from other bowl..


Waiter, Godzilla is in my soup!!

TCmon The Big Man from Maryland Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Desperate
The Big Man
#3419: Apr 1st 2024 at 6:55:27 AM

Sir, I think you are imaging things. That's one of the lizards escaping from the terrarium nearby.


Waiter, there's a tooth fairy in my soup.

Brutal
clemont107 Carmine at the Beach from A Vacation in Paldea (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Carmine at the Beach
#3420: Apr 1st 2024 at 9:13:49 AM

Help her out, she was probably looking for teeth in there.


Waiter, there's poisonous mushrooms in my soup.

"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3421: Apr 1st 2024 at 3:18:10 PM

Whoa! That is not what mushroom soup is! I'd better have a word with the chef.


Waiter, Grogu is in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3422: Apr 1st 2024 at 11:53:15 PM

Who is Grogu? He's probably a nobody.


Waiter! There are bats in my soup!

Everything that lives is designed to end...
Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Oct, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#3423: Apr 2nd 2024 at 1:57:25 AM

That´s so bat, but.. you asked for the smashing bat soup!, I forgot to bring you a bat, yes, a baseball bat...

Come on and smash your bats in the soup with your bat!!! (Probably you will also smash the sanity of the world after you ate your soup...., but no worries, there is a free bath in the price)


Waiter, there is an Android in my soup!

Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#3424: Apr 2nd 2024 at 3:08:47 AM

Do you mean a robot that looks human, or the phone device? Because whichever one it is, get it out of there before it starts malfunctioning.

Waiter! There is a bowl of soup in my bowl of soup.

YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3425: Apr 2nd 2024 at 3:37:45 AM

Soupception much?


Waiter, there are fragments of red Kryptonite in my soup!

Everything that lives is designed to end...

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