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Global Warming is caused by greenhouse gases being released into the atmosphere.
Greenhouse gases can come from both natural sources (eg. Volcanic eruptions), or man made sources (eg. Burning fossil fuels).
Greenhouse gases contribute to global warming by trapping energy emitted by the sun which has been reflected off the earth's surface, stopping it from escaping into space. This energy excites particles in the atmosphere, causing them to heat up. This raise in atmospheric temperature can have unfortunate consequences, such as melting the ice caps and changing the flowering periods of plants, often leading to confusion and famine for the animals that consume them.
Common greenhouse gases include:
- Carbon Dioxide (CO 2)
- Methane (CH 4)
- Water Vapour (H 2 O)
- Hot Air from the Politicians who deny it's Mouths' (BS)
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Global Warming is caused by the excess belly fat of middle aged women who have not fulfilled their New Years' resolutions, which they really, really meant to commit to but just didn't have time, okay? The belly fat slowly crawls from its host, whispering "loooooserrrr", and sneaks off into the night to merge with every other failed promise.
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Lack of pirates of course.
I will always cherish the chance of a new beggining.
fried chicken.
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
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The devil is slowly blowing hot air into the atmosphere, of course.
Everything is a lie.
The time is now,
Well, duh, global warming is caused by the globe getting warmer...
Do the job in front of you.
There is no Planet B
I've been watching a Fan Vid series Blower vs. Bush on youtube. Three immensely hot lieutenants — Hornblower, Bush and Kennedy strive to gain the title of the hottest guy in the Royal British Navy. The UN is on their asses because their excessive hotness is the real cause of the global warming. It must be true because a yt video said so! 
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Global warming is caused by the Marines leaving the gates of hell open too long. They stormed the gates and left it open and forgot to shut them.
Who watches the watchmen?
Scientific consensus! No, facts don't matter - it's the consensus that does.
The Final ECW Champion
The devil loves speed. Using the insight granted to them by Satan, witches decided the best way to destroy the society that destroyed theirs was to contribute to it things which accelerated speed but added no virtue. Global warming was all part of the plan to burn us out and drive us back into the age when we all cowered in fear of skin walkers and the evil eye, running to seidr for guidance.
The so called conservative Christians who deny global warming are really witches who are in bed with Satan and used by him to disrupt worship. All foretold in the Bhavishya Purana five hundred years before Christ Jesus, which also warned of the witch oil Sheiks. Both groups preach about hell but there was no such word in any ancient Grecolatin or Semitic text. Hell is the afterlife of the witch religion for those who do not die in battle, who do not get to go to Valhalla or Folkvangr. Yes, suicide bombers talking about "heaven" are witches too.
Obviously global warming is just the result of two thousand five hundred thirteen years of vengeful witchcraft. What else could it be? Your children will burn in a world ruled by cackling broom riders so you had best prepare them on how best to please their pointy hatted masters.
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Faulty thermometers: a world crisis of thermometer malfunctions due to the Observer Effect is happening!
In Perpetual Finality
Psst. I've been causing it this whole time. Don't tell anybody.
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Global warming is caused by Freeza.
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Tadpoles. I knew those fuckers were evil.
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Guys, guys, guys...
It's clearly
albino namekians.
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Having a good time!
It's the aliens, man! Aliens!
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Mad Scientist
By the millions of farts from people living with a horrible condition consisting of BOTH lactose intolerance and Ben & Jerry addiction. We must raise awareness!
If abortion is murder then contraception is kidnapping
GENIUS!, THE EVIL
I blame canada. CLEARLY they are all alien demon rapists who wish to make their cold, frozen lands warm so as to attract tourists whom they will grind up into soylent green so as to feed their children, whom they want to fatten up so that they will make a better meal.
OR, alternatively, A Wizard Did It
Its so easy when your evil
It's obvious that the breaking of the 4th wall is the cause of global warming.
In Perpetual Finality
P. Diddy did 9/11 global warming.
I say aliens are warming up our planet! No true conspiracy theory is complete without those damn space men.
Witchcraft!
It's the witches, they're putting greenhouse gases in the atmosphere with their magics.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."