How It Should Have Ended

I mean, they're hardly the first ones to point out that Beauty and the Beast is a love letter to Stockholm Syndrome.

Also, seriously, that Suicide Squad joke was amazing.

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Thanks to HISHE, Cinema Sins and Honest Trailers, my views on Beauty and the Beast will never be the same.

That was beautiful.

Some might not like the singing, but I greatly appreciate the touching tribute to Hugh Jackman and Wolverine.

That one comes pretty close to matching Civil War as my favorite HISHE.

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!

Batman's arrogance is getting very annoying. I hope The Last Jedi does so well than Justice League that Batman is forced to eat the Humble Pie.

I literally thought the trailer for Last Jedi didn't look interesting. I had to wonder why everyone was so excited about the trailer. Though I hated the trailers for Force Awakens until the final trailer so I'm sure it will be the same for Last Jedi.

I'm with Batman on this Justice League looked so much better than it.

edited 20th Apr '17 12:08:05 PM by Halberdier17

Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre Adventure

Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre Adventure

Awww.. I thought those two guys would make a great couple (Word of God has confirmed blonde curly hair guy with glasses is gay).

Batman being upstaged in his own movie. lol

That was a boring way to end that movie.

I knew they were gonna use the fact that four of the actors in this movie are from the MCU.

Oh snap! Martha Warlock. Batman is screwed!

edited 10th Aug '17 7:13:03 PM by MrTerrorist

HiSHE presents "Here Comes My Arrow". A "Come a Little Bit Closer" song parody.

How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended

edited 12th Sep '17 10:03:47 AM by Eagal

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

"That's my weiner." lol

Heck, even Diana is sick of Batman's catchphrase.

There's no way he could have jumped out of the plane and shoot the gas.

Also, she doesn't have an invisible plane yet.

One Strip! One Strip!

You know, piloting an invisible plane would be a nightmare.

How high are you right now? You don't know. The meter is goddamn invisible.

edited 12th Sep '17 7:33:21 PM by TobiasDrake

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Nevermind that. You can't see the heading indicator, or the artificial horizon (The thing that tells you where the ground is and if you're sideways or not).

...You raise an incredibly good point.

It's probably best to assume that the jet is only invisible on the outside, and that in normal circumstances, you can't see the person sitting in it.

One Strip! One Strip!

You can clearly see the person sitting in it every time it's in use. You can't even write that off as an artistic tool so people know where it is, because Superfriends would draw jet outline around it so audiences could keep track of it.

And being invisible to the naked eye doesn't actually protect it from the actual tracking methods used to detect aircraft. So, like, there is zero value to this. It is an objectively shittier plane than an ordinary plane.

It's Wonder Woman's version of Super-Mathematics◊, which are like regular mathematics except wrong. Sometimes you win the superpower lottery and sometimes it just gives you crap.

edited 12th Sep '17 7:52:02 PM by TobiasDrake

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"The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy, paraphrasing Mark Twain.

I could also make a joke about Bat-Shark-Repellent but you know what? People give Batman a lot of crap for having Bat-Shark Repellent in his belt, but do you know where he'd be if he didn't? In the belly of a shark, that's where.

It may only be useful under very specific circumstances, but you only know about the Bat-Shark Repellent because of the one time when Bat-Shark Repellent was a super-useful thing to have and totally saved Batman's life. So who's really the crazy one?

No, I'm going after the Bat-Credit Card. Batman recklessly endangered his secret identity and may have committed horrendous tax fraud for the sake of untraceably buying hookers.

edited 12th Sep '17 8:02:31 PM by TobiasDrake

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Well, this conversation got weird.

One Strip! One Strip!

Ok that Invisible plane reminded of this scene from Atlanta.

Surprise Wolverine!

I feel compelled to point out the Shark Repellent made the Shark explode, which I feel isn't what a repellent - an implied non lethal approach - does.

No, the Shark Repellent Bat Spray™ made the shark let go. It then exploded on impact with the water because the villains had implanted a bomb into it.

Ceterum censeo Morbillivirum esse eradicandum.

I like the addition of the bistro with supergirl and batgirl, I hope we get other heroes going there. I'd like to see Banner wonder over there when they do Thor 3, I imagine he'd prefer that to the cafe.

“And the Bunny nails it!” ~ Gabrael “If the UN can get through a day without everyone strangling everyone else so can we.” ~ Cyran

Honestly I wish Diana was just "there" with Superman and Batman from now on.

Adding Supergirl and Batgirl was an unexpected treat.

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