This just puts the icing on top.
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I think you win the thread.
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He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.
After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.
The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
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Sadly, that one's not eligible for winning, as it's already been posted.
"Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over"
edited 5th Feb '13 6:16:23 PM by Pykrete
GROWWWWWWL
I'm so afraid to click that link.
i. hear. a. sound.
Eden
Everyone is.
my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
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I am not and clicked it.
Now I regret.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Inexperienced Nudist Acquitted (Safe for work)
Yeah, no comment.
Wandering Jew
FreedomWorks Made Video of Fake Giant Panda Having Sex With Fake Hillary Clinton
...What the fuck? What the actual fuck?
Why would you...I mean, what reason could there be to...gaaaah!
NOT THE BEES
Well those things have to have sex with something. Maybe if we dressed up all the pandas like Hillary Clinton we might get them building up a population again.
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Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun
Florida man reportedly tried to force fiancee to swallow engagement ring
Florida man leaves pit bull to babysit infant child
Florida man arrested for stealing 166 manhole covers
Florida man arrested for giving wedgies
Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her
Oh Florida, how I love thee.
Seriously I bet Spain is furious that they ever decided to sell this jewel.
edited 14th Feb '13 11:39:41 PM by DeviantBraeburn
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016
Man, that last guy went big.
Also, the Freaky Fred comment in that article is awesome.
edited 14th Feb '13 11:40:32 PM by Malph
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That Fred comment is pure win. ![[tup]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Thumbs_up_emoticon_3268.png "[thumb up]"){kind=small}
Florida Man Arrested for Spanking Police Horse
Seriously, Florida is credit to nation.
edited 15th Feb '13 12:09:26 AM by DeviantBraeburn
Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016Vegas Woman Arrested for Sex with Pit Bull
In view of her neighbors even! ...WTF!
i. hear. a. sound.
Hitler and Frankenstein contest Indian elections
Hitler vs. Frankenstein would be an amazing Ed Wood film.
You go, Hitler. You go.
Wow, never thought I'd ever be caught dead saying that.
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Former Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out Car Window While Going 90 MPH
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Florida Man: Weirdest. Superhero. Ever.
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
NOT THE BEES
Doing the things a Florida can?
OMG NO NOSECONES
OH GOD, THE EAR WORM IS.... WONDERFUL
Wandering Jew
Kinky Sex Leaves Man Hospitalized With 2-Foot-Long Eel Up His Anus
I think we've all been there before. 
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I know I have...
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German student moons Hell's Angels before throwing a puppy at them and then escaping the scene on a stolen bulldozer.
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