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I don't wanna be redundant of nothin, but... HORNFULLY.
edited 14th Nov '17 6:58:40 PM by HBomb
From the cherry, to the apple, to the peach, to the plum
I would post The Land Before Time Fic here, but its...its astoundingly depraved. Like, Slaanesh wrote it in The Warp bad.
D O I T
P O S T T H A T
From the cherry, to the apple, to the peach, to the plum
...You asked for it...
“Loving to see other living beings suffer, Mengele took off his pants to masturbate. Everyone gasped in shock. Ducky’s mutilated corpse was sewn to the penis!”
Lucius The Eternal: I wrote that! And had Typhus read it in his erotic voice~
Face me now, Bitch!
.....I nearly fell out my chair from laugher.
From what?
the actual fic's sheer badness, or the Lucius thing?
D:
That's it. The Internet was a mistake
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
And if you concentrate, you can hear Fulgrim making a film version of that for his viewing enjoyment.
I think I saw something from that fic on the actual WTF Fanfiction page a while back. Either that, or something similar, which is concerning because it means there's more than one fic like that.
What can be said? Lucius the Eternal is a prolific fanfic writer.
edited 20th Feb '18 7:25:23 PM by NickTheSwing
Obvious trollfic. Still amusing.
I'm thinking of doing a livestreamed dramatic reading of that.
Not sexual, but I stumbled across this a while ago:[1]
A Bravest Warriors fanfic... about marijuana addiction. Beautiful.
From the cherry, to the apple, to the peach, to the plum
I recently found a Harry Potter fanfic called Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash. It was created by using a program that can be used to make stories entirely out of word suggestions based on custom source material. Naturally, the result is hilariously surreal
. You can find it here http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
fnich my beloved
I… I just read the entire thread. I need c l e a n s i n g
They/them or she/her
“Gwen was already Cumming just hearing her speak. “Ooh aah ooh Ooh OOOOOOOOOH!” she moaned and her hips bucked towards those of Lady Sybil mashing their clothed pussies together.“
“The suit was covered in splinters and the cape was tattered, some of its fabric still desperatly clinging on to the suit, rattling along the air like a flying cobra’s sperm cell. That could only mean one thing… The Joker escaped Arkham.”
...er...uh...um...what do you even say to this?
“Oh professor, I’m dying from inside, don’t let the evil periscophe suck the last remnants of humanity locked in my so fatal brokened heart” saaid the yellow Teletubbie, Laa-Laa, with a sensive voice, calling for a strong man to free her mind…her body.”
I think this is from the Professor Snape / Teletubbies fic. Because everyone needs that in their lives now.
“Actually Rouge was telling me about the problems with your balls and penis and butthole that every one found out about in your English class.“
Wow was Sonic surprised, he did not know what to say. “
Nor do I, really.
“I’m so bad,” said Knuckles, laughing because he sat where two people could sit.
Knuckles did this every day and no one bothered him, but they all knew it was against the rules of both man and God.”
Forever a hoopy food
I wish this was a crackfic, but alas, It's not...
"Well there was this one girl that I met that night and her name is Monique. Now please don't get mad at me when I say this but... She kind of found out that I'm a vampire werewolf." Robin looked down at the floor.
"You're lying!" Barry yelled so loud it made Maurice fall down to the floor.
"I'm not not lying Barry." Robin was afraid.
"Are you insane? I knew you couldn't do it on your own without telling someone! I-"
"I didn't tell her! It was full moon that night and I accidentally exposed myself!" Robin started filling with rage again.
Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Aug 9th 2018 at 11:36:59 AM
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
“My owl is freaking high right now i think” Twilight screeched with the loudness of a million lost hearts and she was aptly upset and she visably cried with unbelievable passion and raw emoticon at the sight of the horror of the owl doing hard drugs like pot not just smoking like cigarettes. “
Don't bother guys, its Pony Fic.
“nash Fetcuhm. And he was Ash Ketchums cousin. He lived from pallett town but wasn’t from the same years so he was never met with as his cousin. “
...that is possibly the single laziest name for a Mary Sue / Sailor Earth I've ever seen.
“How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?”
Harry spat out an eyeball. “Like some kid with eyes.”
After all the unremitting horror of the last few posts on here, you deserve the awesome insanity of Hx 30
“Again, with a puzzled look, Hanayo pet the head of her cock like a dog and repeated herself “What’s wrong?” The dick simply did a “shaking my head” motion, signifying “no”. It then pointed it’s head towards the rice once more. Hanayo was again, puzzled for several seconds, when the thought finally dawned upon her. Her face grew a strong, scarlet red as she reiterated to her magnum cock. “Y-You want me to E-EAT THE R-RICE? EVEN AFTER IT MIXED WITH MY H-HOT L-L-LOAD?”“
And we're back to talking futanari dicks. ...fucking fanfic authors...
“Then Mount lady looked at the Titanic. “I’m glad I got to save u titanic. U are a very pretty boat! Actually, your a very sexy boat! Suuuuuuper sexy!” She got closer to the boat and started doing unspeakable things to it like it was a Nico Yazawa body pillow as everyone watched in horror.“
...huh. Boatfucking. That's a new one.
“‘ARE YOU FUCKING EATING PLAIN LAYS CHIPS YOU FUCKING MONSTER HEATHEN’ PETER SCREAMED AS HE KICKED WILL IN THE FACE AND TOOK HIS CHIPS AND TOOK A BIG DUMP ON THEM. ‘HERES SOME FLAVORING YOU LITTLE BITCH THEY PROBABLY TASTE BETTER NOW’”
Fucking rude ass.
“And as if summoned from the bowels of most hateful and shitty Tartarus, came Timon the disdainful meerkat of teratoma nipples and Pumba the putrid wathog pig of swollen intestinal consideration. They were very ugly and morosely moronic, their unwashed hides full of dung for searching for arthropods in elephant excrement, as well as many a bump created from botfly myasis and tumours. Rotten green pus run down their hides and they had many proffound scars, full of necrotic tissue and oozing blackened infectious blood, especially now that they were covered with shit. Several oxpeckers pecked at their swollen, gas filled and infected cocks, devouring pieces of flesh and cum with much pleasure in their paravian pseudo-intellectual misconduit “
Seriously, what the fuck is going on in the head of that brilliant madman Comics Nix? That or this was written by Calas Typhon / Typhus the Traveler in the midst of the most boring hour of his life.
“Gideon ran into the other room and came back in a few minutes to report that no one there had any known STDS and no one had slept with a zombie recently. Gideon led Jace into the other room where all the other members of the gatewatch were already naked and waiting. Chandra was already on the ground masturbating with her pubes on fire while Nissa lit a blunt on them and took a long huff. Ajani looked confused and Liliana was in the corner chilling.“
That's one way to handle porn. Liliana just chilling is...honestly kind of in character.
“Dewey dabbed. “YOLO, Uncle Donald! It’s a lifestyle!”
Now on its own this one does not seem like something so bad to finish with. In fact, it is refreshing after that horror Comics Nix / Typhus wrote.
...on the other hand, seems is a good word. I have it on good authority Dewey follows this up by breaking into singing.
Singing motherfucking ITS EVERYDAY BRO. You are now imagining the dulcet tones of Jake Paul being sung by a duck.
Good night everyone.
That Timon and Pumba thing was sick.D:
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11061259/1/Draco-and-the-Giant-Squid
Wait, what did I just read? ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
So, with that bit of...fun...from Comics Nix, would anyone like to see some more of his absolutely delightful work?
I can very easily retrieve a few pieces of it.
"hornfully"
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency