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lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#101: Dec 31st 2011 at 4:55:38 PM

[up] Funny, I was just listening to that.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#103: Dec 31st 2011 at 5:09:58 PM

Fandom: Kuroshitsuji

“He took Mei Rin and “walked the dog” while doing “the cabbage patch”. Sebastian jumped on a chair and did “The Macarena”, and then he started to shake his hips and waves his hands like he was “Caramell Dansen”. As the music came to an end, he did some ballet jumps and landed in a perfect split.”

Ah...

No comment.

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#104: Dec 31st 2011 at 5:11:17 PM

Must have been quite the exhausting rehearsal for the concert.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#105: Dec 31st 2011 at 6:28:34 PM

I'm not sure how much context would help me understand that one.

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Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#106: Dec 31st 2011 at 9:36:12 PM

“The most infinitesimal spasm of the Dark Lord’s hidden taint contains more power per centimeter than a freight train delivering the Dursley family falling from 64,000 feet into layered concrete.”

...Hidden?

You mean it's not where it normally is?

Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#107: Dec 31st 2011 at 10:04:01 PM

They're talking about his dick right?

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#108: Dec 31st 2011 at 11:09:05 PM

They might be trying to, but that's not what it is.

I'm honestly not certain how one's taint might spasm. There aren't exactly a lot of muscles you can isolate there.

edited 31st Dec '11 11:10:56 PM by Pykrete

RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
Face Time
#109: Jan 1st 2012 at 1:13:43 AM

This Dark Lord must be hella powerful, then.

Also, this discussion reminded me of 'AUUUGH MY CRUNDLE!'

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Anfingrimm Beardless from Australia Since: Jul, 2010
Beardless
#110: Jan 1st 2012 at 4:48:25 PM

Fandom: Ace Attorney

“‘YOU TAKE MY VIRGINITY, AND MY FUCKIN PIZZA ROLLS! YOU COULD HAVE LEFT ME AT LEAST ONE BOX FUCKER!’ Still yelling”

What the fuck is a pizza roll?

I have no beard. I have no beard, and I must scream.
Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#111: Jan 1st 2012 at 4:50:00 PM

Google knows.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
|like a boss|
#112: Jan 1st 2012 at 7:17:46 PM

A glorious snackfood.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#114: Jan 2nd 2012 at 9:54:28 AM

Beckett turned around in her bundle of sheets, shaking. She was as cold as an ice sickle.

Ice sickle, eh?

edited 2nd Jan '12 9:55:22 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#115: Jan 2nd 2012 at 6:29:45 PM

“‘Tiger penis’ Kotetsu said with what he believed was the most seductive tone possible. ‘or should I say, Wild Tiger penis?’ he growled, again in a way he thought was incredibly sexy.”

BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#116: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:47:03 PM

Mmm, pizza rolls. I wonder who it was in that Ace Attorney fic that flipped out over them. Probably Maya, but Maya would never cuss like that!

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#117: Jan 2nd 2012 at 9:31:18 PM

Fandom: Homestuck

“Taking his finger in his mouth and sucking on it, the troll’s juices practically melted on his tongue. The taste was bitter, as expected, but the aftertaste was terrible, in a good way.”

Like this fanfic?

Fandom: Homestuck

“John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those balls, only they were softer.”

Dissimile

Fandom: Sonic

“I AM EVIL, GOD OF… well, whatever is the opposite of this goodie-goodie…[sic] call me eKirby”

How I HATE those goodie-goodies!

Fandom: Supernatural

“‘Feel yourself ovulating? Ready for me to knock you up again?’ Jared asked dirtily, watching Jensen with fascination, imagining him even more full with his babies.”

edited 2nd Jan '12 9:31:37 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price
BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#118: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:10:06 AM

FUCKING REAL PERSON FIC >.<

I come bearing more mpreg! No, not like that...

Fandom: Harry Potter/X Men

"'You idiot!' Hermione hit Harry on the back of his head. 'You know that Potters are known for male pregnancy."

orly

"'You have to be extremely careful when having sex Harry. What happens when you pregnant with Gambit's child? Then what are you going to do?'Hermione asked."

What then!?

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#119: Jan 3rd 2012 at 8:34:00 AM

Twilight

“”Your an evil bitch arent u? Go outsite and was my car” he shouts angerly.”

Very angerly.

i. hear. a. sound.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#121: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:20:07 PM

As opposed, of course, to 'is my car', or 'then my car'.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#122: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:21:22 PM

It's funny how missing a simple "h" makes a sentence so confusing.

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pvtnum11 OMG NO NOSECONES from Kerbin low orbit Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
OMG NO NOSECONES
#123: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:23:07 PM

That's not all that's wrong with that bit of text, mind you. Just the funniest bit.

Happiness is zero-gee with a sinus cold.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#124: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:54:14 PM

Well of course. It's a cornucopia of badness, that's just the tasty nougat of badness.

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Bur Chaotic Neutral from Flyover Country Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#125: Jan 3rd 2012 at 7:10:17 PM

Maybe it's secretly a crossover with Utena.

i. hear. a. sound.

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