No longer a forum herald
<puts away neuralyzer>
My work is done.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Jamais vu
If it doesn't, then why am I here?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Cogito ergo cogito
Aha!
If this thread is in the realm on non-existence and you are posting in it...
Well that leads to a disconcerting conclusion, doesn't it?
'It's gonna rain!'
Dreaming out loud.
Cogito ergo cogito
Provide a word of God and then perhaps...
Until such a time I remain skeptical.
'It's gonna rain!'
Lord high Xecutioner
Yes, but what kind of non-existence? Is it an anti-thread which will explode if it meets a real thread? Is it a multiple of square root (-1) at right angles to reality? Or both?
edited 8th May '11 5:32:59 AM by Trotzky
Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!
Cogito ergo cogito
Non existence cannot exist!
However there is "something" here. This leads to the inevitable conclusion that this thread is an illusion.
'It's gonna rain!'
Gristknife
Isn't it possible that the title is a lie?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Cogito ergo cogito
How can something that does not exist be a lie?
'It's gonna rain!'
It exists, but it lies about it's non-existence to existence in an effort to grow and infect the Internets.
Of course, due to relativism, the only things that exist are what I think exists, and I don't think this thread exists. Therefore, it doesn't, even if it does.
Gristknife
Maybe from your subjective viewpoint, but there are, in so far as anything can be, objective indicators of the existance of this thread.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
This post does not exist.
I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.
i think therefore i am
Jamais vu
It wasn't about if you exist, it's about the thread.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
I'm glasses.
Seems existent to me. Go contemplate your navel somewhere else.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Fwomph
I post therefore it is.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
DUMB
Praise be to the all-Mother, Aneris!
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Nostalgia
I post in this non-existent thread, therefore I do not exist, therefore my posting in it does not prove its existence.
This post was giant fly swatter of doomed by the thumped.
Oh, this broke my sanity. So would this thread be Cthulu?
Gristknife
I still posit that the lack of existance of this thread is a mistaken perception caused by conflicting messages from the appearant existance of the thread, and the insistance of the thread itself it does not exist.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
I'm not a monster.
I post, therefore it is.
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
While I appreciate a good Wild Mass Guess, I also enjoy wrecking ones like this. So, here's the big question. If this thread doesn't exist, where are we and how are we all having this conversation? And, what REALLY exists at the URL listed atop the page?
edited 9th Aug '11 8:28:15 AM by randomguy123
Misanthrope Supreme
I'm not a monster.
It's an illusion. This thread is a fake being used to spy on us.
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Just a guess.
'It's gonna rain!'