Terrible Crossover Fic Generator - Yes such a thing exists.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Superstar USA and Ghost Hunters. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!"

Erm...Okay.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ctrl+Alt+Del and Shrek. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!"

That sounds just as bad as Ctrl+Alt+Del even without the crossover.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sonic the Hedgehog and Joe Biden. The story should use teaching kids to say no to drugs as a plot device!"

I think Sanic doing this was already done.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King Arthur and Samurai Pizza Cats. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!"

I'm going to write this. It will be amazing.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cats and World of Warcraft. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device!"

This could be interesting.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining William Henry Harrison and Kirby. The story should use evil clones as a plot device!"

Brilliant!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Titanic and Animaniacs. The story should use a vacation as a plot device!"

Welp.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Charlie's Angels and Army of Darkness. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!"

My brain exploded trying to comprehend this awesomeness.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and Darkwing Duck. The story should use time travel as a plot device!"

YES YES YES YES YES!

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pulp Fiction and Doug. The story should use as a plot device!"

Seriously, this thing didn't give me a plot for this one. I'm glad it didn't, because I can't begin to imagine how such a crossover would turn out.

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Toy Story and Rocky Horror Picture Show. The story should use murder as a plot device!"

On January 1, 2014, the corpse of Lord Hydracula was found lying on the floor near his computer. His three heads seemed to have exploded through an unknown force. On the computer screen was a window that said the above text.

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN IN THE WORLD, SAVVY AND NOSAVVY WHAT KIND OF YOU?

HOW ABOUT NO.

Well, it beats Romney/Ryan smut.

Without the part about misplacing pants, this fic would be a group project I had to do freshman year. Parodies FTW.

I don’t even know anymore.

EDIT: So, my next post will be pretty long. Prepare yourselves. Also, ninjas. Ninjas who will fix my grammer. But let's do one right now: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Land Before Time and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

...But dinosaurs don't wear pants...

Edited by BOOM-Fanfic-a-latta on Apr 1st 2019 at 9:31:13 AM

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Donald Trump and Attack on Titan. The story should use an important election as a plot device!

...That's way too easy. I'm not sure what it'd actually involve, but it wouldn't be hard to think of something.

What?

I'm tired of all these motherfucking Yoshi's on this motherfucking island.

My Anime crush is Legosi

Long Post Warning!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Halo and Garfield. The story should use aliens as a plot device!

• Surprisingly simple, seeing as HALO involves aliens.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Walking Dead and Blue's Clues. The story should use martial arts as a plot device!

• The cast of Blue's Clues learns martial arts to fight zombies. Hilarity Ensues.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and the Muppet Show. The story should use a haunted game cartridge as a plot device!

• The crew of the Enterprise ends up inserting a game cartridge into the system that ends up summoning the Muppets. Hilarity Ensues as they try to figure out how to send them back.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sherlock Holmes and The Simpsons. The story should use a plot to reanimate Hitler as a plot device!

• ...What. (Though this seems likeit could be an episode of the Simpsons...I think? I've never watched it...)

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phantom of the Opera and the Muppet Show. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

• ...(Reaches for the Brain Bleach) I was all for it until the plot device came up...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Little Mermaid and Left Behind. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!

• So, basically just Left Behind with Mermaids. Okay.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Xmen and James Bond. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!

• I feel like this would include The Lego Movie, as well.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers. The story should use murder as a plot device!

• ...How did I get the same thing twice? Though this could be a believable (albeit darker than usual) episode.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Matlock and Matlock. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

• Again with the repeats!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jeopardy! and Attack on Titan. The story should use magic as a plot device!

• So, Magical!Jeopardy: Attack on Titan Edition?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Legend of Zelda and Lost. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!

• Drunk Link gets Lost.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Blue's Clues and Smurfs. The story should use mystical creatures as a plot device!

• Both Blue and the Smurfs are blue. Huh, what gives?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tarzan and Rock Band. The story should use being drafted into the army as a plot device!

• Tarzan gets drafted, escapes, and joins a band.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spiderman and The Bible. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

• ...What.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 4chan and Blue's Clues. The story should use an international manhunt as a plot device!

• ...Double What.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Garfield and Queen Elizabeth II. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!

• Drunk Garfield visits the Queen. Hilarity Ensues.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and Metallica. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!

• Minus the Matrix, you've got a Christmas Rock Album.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Muppet Show and Giant Bomb. The story should use marriage as a plot device!

• ...So, the one scene from Muppets Most Wanted with the bomb in the wedding ring, except the ring is giant? Or am I messing this up?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fight Club and Beauty & the Beast. The story should use a trip to Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament as a plot device!

• 1st rule of the tournament is do not talk about the tournament. 2nd rule of the tournament is that the Beast is now banned.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Simpsons and NASCAR. The story should use being drafted by the NFL as a plot device!

• But NASCAR and the NFL are two different sports...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hatoful Boyfriend and Sailor Moon. The story should use a blizzard as a plot device!

• A blizzard causes Magical Birds to meet birds.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Mario Kart and Muppet Babies. The story should use suicide as a plot device!

• This just changed from fun and believable to super dark in less than a second.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Indiana Jones and Friends. The story should use some random thing found on TV tropes as a plot device!

• Let's see what I get:
  • For trope: The Kingslayer
  • For media: 11eyes

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining House of Cards and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The story should use Christmas as a plot device!

• The cast of Hitchhiker's make a house of cards on Christmas. Surprisingly sane for them.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Smurfs and Reddit. The story should use a plot to reanimate Hitler as a plot device!

• A subreddit forms that wants to revive Hitler, and the Smurfs must stop it!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Godzilla and The United States Supreme Court. The story should use being drafted by the NFL as a plot device!

• Godzilla is drafted against his will and brings the matter to court. Also, Pheonix Wright is his attorney.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jeopardy! and Smurfs. The story should use car accidents as a plot device!

• Smurfette: "I'll take...'Car Crash' for 200?"

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hulk Hogan and Animorphs. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

• Simple-at least one of the Animorphs is possessed by a Yurk. Not sure who Hulk Hogan is or how he fits into this, though...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and They Might Be Giants. The story should use a promotion at work as a plot device!

• Not sure how a promotion fits in, but this could be hilarious if done right.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Matlock and Reddit. The story should use an ancient prophecy as a plot device!

• Okay, what even IS Matlock?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phantom of the Opera and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The story should use unclogging a toilet as a plot device!

• ...

I should stop for now...

Edited by BOOM-Fanfic-a-latta on Apr 1st 2019 at 10:04:04 AM

I got:

• A crossover between Gilligan's Island and Kill Bill with a tournament as the wildcard plot device
• Bill Nye the Science Guy and Iron Man with drug abuse

Edited by dvorak on Jun 11th 2023 at 9:21:07 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Wars and Orange is the New Black. The story should use winning a prestigious award as a plot device!

• Hm. Sounds like something that would happen following the ceremony at the end of A New Hope. Not too bad.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hatoful Boyfriend and Flavor Flav. The story should use magic as a plot device!

• I guess maybe an isekai sponsored by Devolver Digital?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The story should use building a website as a plot device!

• Oh, hell yeah! Now you're talking my language! I'm thinking an alternate universe where TV Tropes started as a JoJo fan wiki instead of a Buffy fan wiki.

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.

Let's see...

...We're off to a great start, I see.

"Remember kids: Say no to drugs, or you'll become zombie!"

...Pretty plain, but alright.

"You thought you won the lottery, but IT WAS I, DIO!"

*DIO throws Slam Dunk*

I assure you, I'm a completely trustworthy person.

...No. Stop. I can work with this.

Edited by RacattackForce on Jun 12th 2023 at 3:34:46 PM

Okay, let’s give this a try.

I know next to nothing about Gears of War to think of anything. Maybe the Finding Nemo cast in a Gears of War AU, where the main antagonist is a mayoral or presidential candidate, and they have to stop them before the election?

Never heard of the Aquabats, though this sound like a typical romance fanfic to me otherwise.

Not a sports fan, and I’ve only seen, like, one clip of Shaun of the Dead. No idea how I could make this work.

Edited by AdtAuthor44 on Jun 12th 2023 at 2:47:10 PM

I want to go to Tonio's.

They're a ska band whose main members are currently in their 50s.

Starting off strong here, huh. But honestly, if anyone's going to be cooking meth and fighting dinosaurs, BotW/TotK Link isn't a terrible pick.

I am not even going to get into the many ways that sentence makes me uncomfortable.

Okay now that's just redundant, it'd be weirder if a Portal crossover didn't involve a malevolent AI. Wheatley would totally get along with Goku though.

Oh hey, one flavor of pretentious nonsense meets another. The sleep-deprived inhabitants of Galt's Gulch getting obliterated by Angels would be entertaining though.

....This one could almost work. I mean, I dunno about the long lost sibling part, but you could do it as a Fusion Fic with Geralt investigating mysterious events related to Mari's death.

There remains a foothold out of this mire — now climb.

Wanted to give this a try again.

Starting off with Gears of War once again, huh? Tying in Gamergate of all things into the plot sounds a bit tricky (and perhaps controversial). Anyways, this idea could work, even if it’s just a merging of the two games' plots.

Sounds a bit tricky, but the cast from RB participating in a Jeopardy is pretty much crack fic material to begin with. The mention of the TCFIG could work as one of the clues.

So a lemon fic, got it. Most I know of Smash Mouth is "All Star", but other parts of their discography should also be included just to be fair.

I mean, the MST3K crew and Dilbert making fun of a bad movie about a beauty pageant sounds like a good premise for a fan episode.

Edited by AdtAuthor44 on Aug 20th 2023 at 9:15:50 AM

I want to go to Tonio's.