Well, it was either that or continually get semen splashed into her face on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure I'd go to some great lengths to make that stop too.
edited 23rd May '11 11:14:57 PM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Wouldn't canceling the spell be cheaper?
Apparently, punching-bags are not hard to find, if you can just bait them with the promise of teaching them magic...
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."Well, you'd think she'd think of that after a while. Link is NSFW, but you should know that. Since she didn't, I assume she has to be contact with Ivan to break the spell and so paid the ransom just to make it stop and since he's now back around why bother looking for another whipping boy?
edited 24th May '11 1:13:35 AM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Or maybe Ivan starts getting wet dreams in his coma and the mistress has to break the spell anyway.
(Or put some kind of device to trap the ejaculations as they come out on his dick.)
edited 24th May '11 8:00:16 AM by BestOf
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.But she didn't just not bother looking for another whipping boy when he was kidnapped. She already had a new apprentice.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.Okay, so she might have some affection for him, though I'm seeing that more in the way of seeing him as a toy, not as genuine affection.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Update:
Huzzah! The curse is broken.
Gee, she's desperate.
Also the whole town was cursed? Really?
Long live Cinematech. FC:0259-0435-4987Cursed to be eternally virgins?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.I like the idea that Mistress has some kind of twisted affection for Ivan. Not love or anything, but she sees him as a pet. It would explain why she lets him live when he breaks the rules even though she kills countless other people without batting an eye.
Man I love Oglaf. One of my favorite webcomics.
My personal favorite character is the Lizard of Regret myself. He's hilarious.
And that fanged chick who abducted Ivan was hella fine, IMO.
But my favorite strip was the Ice Queen one, where the dudes was going down on an ice queen and his tongue got stuck to her.
I still hold that the best comics were all of the fountain ones. Especially the fountain of doubt.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Are you sure about that?
It's a subjective opinion, so it's not exactly wrong...
-*cough ahem*
I, Usht, in my own subjective view, consider all of the comics related to fountains in Oglaf to be the comics with the highest concentration of humor in the series.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Oh come on guys, do I really have to explain the joke here?
It's k. I got it. I think.
Please.-*facepalm*
I should have seen that coming.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.Subtle, isn't it?
Hey, it's a been a while since we've seen you.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.We've seen this guy before?
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117He's the guy with the evil muse. You can see it here.
edited 5th Jun '11 10:53:16 AM by Ekuran
I'm pretty sure it's an extended reference to Misery.
I will keep my soul in a place out of sight, Far off, where the pulse of it is not heard.If he didn't notice the hand job, doesn't that mean he essentially got gimped out of an orgasm?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
There's certainly precedent in the "Ivan is kidnapped" arc.
edited 23rd May '11 9:59:24 PM by Madrugada
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.