There is a limit to how closely my character can be a Deadpool clone.
Smooth as a Skunk
5. If I'm the only one in the party with ranks in Move Silently, can't use Ghost Sound to give myself theme music.
The comics equivalent of PTSD.
In Riastrad
^ Brilliant. Mind if I use that?
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Smooth as a Skunk
Use it for what...? Sure, go ahead.
The comics equivalent of PTSD.
In Riastrad
^ To give my Wizard theme music.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
So that's what this does
You're giving me ideas.
So, I have a power to make a sense misreport something. I've used the 'misreport the sight of a person as some insects' thing, now to extend that to footsteps as music.
edited 1st Apr '11 4:37:48 PM by Michael
A Mickey Mousing spell? Fund it!
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
So that's what this does
... I may have to post a new example here in a few weeks at this rate. Just need to buy up the ability to affect multiple people with it first.
1. My bard cannot ever convince the final boss to commit suicide.
2. My bard cannot point out the flaws in the big bad's plan.
3. My bard cannot use his lute as a bow.
4. My bard cannot disguise himself as a pimp.
5. My bard cannot then infiltrate the local crime syndicate.
6. My bard cannot TAKE OVER the local crime syndicate.
7. My bard cannot pickpocket the rouge's lockpicks.
8. My bard CAN sing badly on purpose to demoralize the enemy.
9. He cannot, however, hypnotise them. No matter how mesmerizeing his voice is.
10. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot be a cleric of Atheism.
edited 6th Apr '11 5:39:44 AM by Azreal341
Hi, I'm Talos
1.I am no longer allowed to claim to be a god.
2. I am not allowed to be a cleric of myself
3. I am no longer allowed to declare holy war on the dwarves
4. I am no longer allowed to play bard
4a. I am no longer allowed to have high charisma
4b. The group is no longer allowed to have two mages
5. I am no longer allowed to seduce a MALE High Priest Dragon, even if its' intellect has been lowered to zero.
5a. I am no longer allowed to seduce anything whose ... private parts are bigger than me
edited 5th Apr '11 5:09:59 PM by badgertaco
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In Riastrad
New addition:
I am not allowed to make a creature Medium and Large at the same time.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT
How does that work?
...and that's terrible.
In Riastrad
Dire Familiar Incantation and Familiar Mount cast at the same time.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Nightmare Muse
Not allowed to replace the entire party with Ice Assassins.
If one of the other players has created a backstory heavily involving mental trauma, not allowed to cure it five minutes into the campaign.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
10a. Even if I multiclass as a Buddist Monk I STILL cannot be a Cleric of Athiesm.
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But can you be a cleric of the atheist God of Evolution ?
Probably not.
In Riastrad
You can play a Cleric of Atheism in Eberron. :P
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Or Planescape.
The Lunatic in Your Hall
Or declare atheist your "philosophy" in vanilla D&D. Pick two domains, come up with some practices, and away you go.
I haven't known true fear in a very, very long time.
I suspect that when the GURPS Pb P game I'm going to be in gets underway, I'll be banned from playing flirty omnisexual ghoul gigolos.
1. I am not allowed to scalp the goblins we just killed so I can wear their skin as hats.
2. When designing homebrew campaign settings, must avoid worldshapes which give the players aneurysms from trying understand them.
3. Just because my cleric worships a trickster deity, it still doesn't excuse glueing the ranger to his animal companion with sovereign glue.
4. Not allowed to open portals to the Far Realm just to see what comes through.
5. A Well of Many Worlds is a portal to other planes/worlds/realities. Not a garbage disposal.
6. No climbing inside a portable hole and casting Genesis just to see what happens.
7. The plane's name is 'The Ever-Changing Chaos of Limbo'. Not 'Funky Acid Trip Land'
8. Not allowed to use a pair of Immovable Rods to develop the world's first space program.
edited 12th Apr '11 8:50:22 AM by Vorthon
"If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods." - Arthur C. Clarke
- 1. T-Rex does not count as a viable Wild-shape form
- 1A. It also does not count as a companion
- 2. I am not allowed to use smite evil as a villain detector.
- 2A. nor am I allowed to use Holy Word.
- 3. I will no longer use the term "your mother" when casting Banshee's Wail
- 3A. I am not allowed to use the term "your mother" when casting any spell
- 4. Under no circumstances am I allowed to make a melee fighter scream "leroy jenkins" when wading into melee
- 5. Kobolds are not mounts
- 5A. Neither are they pets.
- 6. I am banned from using the spell wish.
edited 12th Apr '11 7:03:31 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
1) The use of the song Friday to extract information is a war crime and a karma hit; even in the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium.
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
I am not to use Stone Shape and Create Water to flood a cavern of nagas.
...and that's terrible.