Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P Diddy created the Tyranids. He's the Hive Mind, too.

P Diddy poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

edited 2nd Feb '11 2:15:14 PM by SantosLHalper

P. Diddy made your Xbox360 go 3RL. He also caused every BSOD ever. Being a guru, he likes to meditate sometimes.

P. Diddy faked the Moon Landings.

P. Diddy knows: Challenger was no accident.

P. Diddy canceled the 2004-2005 NHL season.

P. Diddy shot Kaji.

P. Diddy framed Lord Lucan.

P. Diddy is the reason the Trix Rabbit never gets Trix.

And he got Sonny addicted to Cocoa Puffs.

P. Diddy wrote Amazons Attack.

P. Diddy IS Rob Liefeld, Joe Quesada, and ASBAR-era Frank Miller.

P. Diddy touched MC Hammer.

P. Diddy framed Spider Man!

P. Diddy tempted Eve in the Garden.

P. Diddy has the One Ring.

P. Diddy caused the Great Depression.

P. Diddy caused the Spanish Inquisition to happen

P. Diddy offed Ven. (soon to be Bl.) John Paul II.

P. Diddy is keeping us from sending manned missions to Mars.

P Diddy is the real guy who made all of Uwe Boll's movies. He just just Uwe's name as an Alan Smithie kind of thing

P. Diddy shot Jack Kennedy.

P. Diddy is Jack Chick.

P. Diddy is Osama Bin Laden.

P. Diddy gave Britain's nuclear secrets to the Russians!

P. Diddy shot John Lennon.

P. Diddy made music.

P. Diddy shot the sheriff (but he did not shoot the deputy.)

P. Diddy didn't get the 100th post!

Also, he killed all but a few Time Lords.

edited 7th Feb '11 5:20:03 AM by EarlOfSandvich