P. Diddy killed the dinosaurs.
One is a genius. The other's insane.
P. Diddy shot Mr. Burns.
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
The Timeless One
P.Diddy was the guy who gave Griffith the Behelit and told Shou Tucker "Yeah bro, making your wife a Chimera will totally fix your marriage!"
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
Joyful angel
P.Diddy was the one who mind controlled Hercules to kill his family.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy gave me never-ending nightmares.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Don't Try It
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Joyful angel
P.Diddy was the one wo killed Dumbledore, He framed snape for it.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy murdered Uncle Ben, which traumatized Peter Parker.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy bumped his car into mine, causing me to end up in the hospital as a result.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy then bumped into my hospital bed, causing me to break all of my bones again.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Joyful angel
P.Diddy is responsible for all those Youtube channels getting hacked and promoting crypto.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Don't Try It
P. Diddy demanded to speak to my manager.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
P. Diddy poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague into our houses!
P. Diddy isn't R. Kelly but that's a point in his favour really
hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
P. Diddy's rule is demanding to the point everyone must obey him at all times before he kills them at the slightest sign of disobedience, having little care for his nation or people.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy caused the Great Calamity of Hyrule.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineP. Diddy's the one that pissed in your cornflakes. He also took up the right side of the bed.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Joyful angel
P. Diddy was the one who wrote Ultimatum.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Carmine at the Beach
P. Diddy irreversibly replaced all of the electronic music of the world with orchestral music.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Man With A Quite Good Plan
P. Diddy killed the Chosen One
Wherefore comest thou here?
P. Diddy refused to reveal his origin.
P. Diddy caused Hurricane Fiona
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