Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P. Diddy killed Bambi's mother!

P. Diddy shot Abraham Lincoln and flawlessly framed John Wilkes Booth for it.

P. Diddy is responsible for the Black Mesa incident.

What is a P.Diddy? A miserable pile of secrets!

P. Diddy is a dick.

P. Diddy wrote My Immortal. Due to quite a bit of criticism about his poor grasp of the English language (among a few other problems), he decided to brush up his skills and try again, culminating in the creation of The Eye of Argon.

P. Diddy kidnapped and killed Jimmy Hoffa.

P Diddy lost 100 Baneblades.

P. Diddy destroyed Alantis.

P. Diddy deleted IJBM

P. Diddy can believe it's not butter.

P. Diddy created Christian Weston Chandler.

P. Diddy canceled Dave The Barbarian.

P. Diddy killed Martin Luther King Jr.

P. Diddy cancelled all those good shows on Fox, and responsible for House's Season Decay.

I enjoyed the show's earlier seasons more.

edited 1st Feb '11 3:04:11 PM by EarlOfSandvich

P Diddy wrote Not All Dogs Go to Heaven.

P Diddy started The Horus Heresy}}

P Diddy killed Kenny.

edited 3rd Feb '11 7:52:46 PM by SantosLHalper

P. Diddy is the demons.

P. Diddy wrote One More Day and Civil War.

P. Diddy is responsible for the Garbage Pail Kids movie.

P. Diddy made Justin Bieber famous!

P. Diddy made Chris Brown famous.

P. Diddy-o killed the radio star!

P. Diddy wrote Catcher in the Rye.

Loose lips sink ships. Oh wait , that was P. Diddy too.

P. Diddy demanded that Sonic 2006 be rushed out.

Some people are saying Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

P. Diddy was the one who spread the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Because P. Diddy raped and murdered that young girl in 1990, ah ha!

edited 1st Feb '11 3:57:56 PM by SeanMurrayI

P. Diddy also ate a kitten after doing so.