"Molesting stuffed animals is still wrong."
"The punishment for women would be clitoris circumsition"
edited 11th Jan '11 1:04:16 PM by nohaynicklibre
I can't stop listening to this"And the color is two!"
I was playing Uno with my cousin and a friend, and they had been successively beating me. Well, I had a wild card, which I got really excited about, and when I placed it on the table, I yelled the above words. I meant to say blue! My cousin won't let me hear the end of it -_-
edited 11th Jan '11 4:15:10 PM by nekoalexa
AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967"Sassy, stop humping my computer!"
"... I'm not even gonna ask."
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.Technically this was yesterday. I haven't said much today.
"Well, I assume you'd rather hear the sappy love song last, so first I'll play the ridiculously catchy depressing one."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"Whereas the guy getting the legs of a horse...just kind of happens and no attention is paid to how weird it is".
edited 14th Jan '11 4:21:24 AM by Idler20
You're an ad hominem attack!"Now now now! I was merely examining the gnocci!"
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada"If I can't find a job; I'll probably form a heavy metal band."
"It's only been four days since I've smoked crack. I'm not sure if I'm clean enough to pee for you." The even stranger response I got: "Crack clears out the system in three days; you'll be fine."
bye"I guess this is why they referred to a 'smelly heart.'"
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaWhat was the context for that?
edited 12th Jan '11 9:00:54 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."And they most definitely will not be arriving naked in a gigantic box smelling suspiciously of semen and desperation."
Actually yesterday, but whatever:
"I hope you enjoyed listening to me talk about vampire police, talking inanimate objects, and dandelion-powered cars".
You're an ad hominem attack!"My wife is a penguin."
"I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED BY A UNICORN DOMINATRIX!"
I demand context >.<
There are too many toasters in my chimney!This answer is kind of a cop-out but it's a loooong story.
"The derpitude! It hurts my brain!"
Stupid doomed timeline..."Ha! Eat that, sludge... muffins!"
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Welcome to Bizarro World. Would you like some milk?"
Stupid doomed timeline..."Yes, it's amazingly tree-sized."
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableThis man is AU Wesker, who works as a financial advisor and carries a chihuahua named Princess in a Gucci purse.
"Besides, everyone's hairsexual for Waltzy's braid." -Juan Carlos
"I mean, c'mon! It looks like a Pickles!"
I have this iPod Touch app called "Cut The Rope", and there is a small green thing called an "Om Nom" that I have feed the little sweet to. I have called this Om Nom "Pickles". I blurted this out infront my friends and then had to argue that it did look like a Pickles.