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fazander93 Since: Dec, 1969
#1: Dec 11th 2010 at 10:33:22 PM

Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police. "Now I are will create the humen miliped!" He inventioned. Time was goin n work was flyin when eh needed onyly 1 thing left: the pure tearz of the true milipeed. But not have ther so went to market plase.

"I CAN NOT SEEL U THIS ITEM1" The vendar sayd.

"Why nat"

"Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist." So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway.

Back at ta hom he finnish the humen mllipede. "IT WARKS!" He sheouted.

"Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds.

"Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens. Then door.

"I will ansver da door." Doktor sicentist went open door and see it id Men in Black.

"I HAV COME 2 TAKE THE EVIDANCE!" Men in Black said and ated a watermelon that was filld with fryed chiken.

"NO U DONDT!" an Doktor Scientist went transformashun to powar ranger mode! (Attor's Note: He didt go powar rager mode in teh movie cuz it swa ony police and he not wastful of powarup)

"2 bad cuz we have reverse engine!" And Men in Back went powarenger 2! Tehy foughted for life and death so humen miliprede hads to acting fastly. Humen Millip runned fast in of betweens da fight and castes most poawrful spel.

"GLACIER RETREAT!" And teh Men in Black explodd and died after words.

"Good jub my humen milpede!" Doktor Scientist congratulashuned. So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer?

THE ENDL


The above fanfic might well be the Crowning Moment Of Awesome of the entire human race, but, hell, let's see if we can make it even better. I'll add to it. Then, you add to my version. Then the third person adds to the second person's version. And so on. Let's see how big it gets.

Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police. "Now I are will create the humen miliped!" He inventioned. Time was goin n work was flyin when eh needed onyly 1 thing left: the pure tearz of the true milipeed. But not have ther so went to market plase.

"I CAN NOT SEEL U THIS ITEM1" The vendar sayd.

"Why nat"

"Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist." So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway.

Back at ta hom he finnish the humen mllipede. "IT WARKS!" He sheouted.

"Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds.

"Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens. Then door.

"I will ansver da door." Doktor sicentist went open door and see it id Men in Black.

"I HAV COME 2 TAKE THE EVIDANCE!" Men in Black said and ated a watermelon that was filld with fryed chiken.

"NO U DONDT!" an Doktor Scientist went transformashun to powar ranger mode! (Attor's Note: He didt go powar rager mode in teh movie cuz it swa ony police and he not wastful of powarup)

"2 bad cuz we have reverse engine!" And Men in Back went powarenger 2!

"I needz assistence!" sed Men in Black. "I summonz Goatse adn Tubgirl!"

Tubgirl blasted Doktor Scientist wit poop water und Goatse held oepn his anus and shooted a lazer out of it at im.

Doktor Scientist had to thunk faast. "I summon Ash Williams!" he shooted.

Ash dfelucted poop water und lazer with is cahinsaw.

"Groovy!" sud Ash.

Tehy foughted for life and death so humen miliprede hads to acting fastly. Humen Millip runned fast in of betweens da fight and castes most poawrful spel.

"GLACIER RETREAT!" And teh Men in Black explodd and died after words.

"Good jub my humen milpede!" Doktor Scientist congratulashuned. So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer?

THE ENDL

edited 12th Dec '10 12:57:57 AM by fazander93

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#2: Dec 11th 2010 at 10:34:43 PM

I liked Thirty Hs better.

edited 11th Dec '10 10:34:51 PM by melloncollie

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