My hair is whippable.
^Tagline: Once you go black oil, you never go back. Oil. Come see your favorite characters from the famed documentary singing your favorite hits such as, "Oil! (Oh Well)", "I Can't Believe It's Not Stopping", and the smash hit, "The Seagulls Are Dying the Seagulls are Dying!"
Springtime for Hitler: The Animated Adaptation.
edited 7th Dec '10 6:07:49 PM by HairWhippedByHair
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.
Be green.
Hitler is a wuss in it and its poorly animated.
pokemon the 14th movie.
I am bad at picking things.
Unreasonably Quirky
Wait, there hasn't been a 14th Pokemon movie already?
Q - Bert: The Novelization
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Read the epic tale of an alien creature from a faraway world on a quest to change the world by means of jumping around a pyramid. Lots of profanity included!
Super Smash Bros: The Soap Opera
Be green.
waaaaay too much drama actors suck and they use cheap effects.
The sims the movie
I am bad at picking things.
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Does not feature any Sim-based cruelty whatsoever.
Final Fantasy III: The Erotic Puppet Show
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The Beta Male
The whole thing consists of puppets maiming each others' genetailia with those massive swords. No, not penises. Swords.
Wand of Gamelon The Movie
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
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Using the name of the notorious C Di game, the movie is instead focused on Tingle. It is five hours long, and the plot consists entirely of him floating around Termina being creepy.
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Be green.
All it shows is a salesman dieing the end.
carebears movie
I am bad at picking things.
Fwomph
Unfortunately, there's already several of those.
Pi: The video game.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Unreasonably Quirky
The entire game consists of you typing out the entire number. If you miss a single digit, the game cuts to a plethora of nerds laughing hysterically at you and you'll have to start over.
Atop the Fourth Wall On Ice
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Defiler of Shops
"Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics FREEZE!" Linkara sums up bad comics, while imitating the characters with ICE SKATING! Quite boring, why pay for something the internet can give you free and less awkwardly? (There's the 90s kid and Dr. Insano and stuff, Linkara isn't alone.)
Bubble Bobble: The Adventure Game
Soul is ugly.
"Welcome to Bubble Bobble, where you have to shoot the most bubbles in the most epically packed videogame of the year. Now complete with 3d effects and platform trailer ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
"
Rune Scape: The Opera!
edited 8th Dec '10 11:02:14 PM by sabrina_diamond
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
The Beta Male
Everyone runs around singing about EXP and getting gold.
Chatty Cathy The Movie.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
For every name that's been erased...
Scott Pilgrim: The MusicalI'm actually writing this. GOD, I'm a nerd.
As for the Chatty Cathy movie, I can see them going one of two ways with it. They could make it a Creepy Doll thing similar to "Talky Tina" from The Twilight Zone, or they could play it straight and make it like My Pet Monster. Either way, it would likely be terrible.
In the same vein as the Super Mario Bros. Movie, a live-action Sonic The Hedgehog movie!
~Pirka
The Beta Male
It's the 2006 version, Squicky kiss included, with the same voice actors sans DAN GREEN and Mike Pollock, and the loading times are added to the plot, and are called "super speed cuts."
A book titled: Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Not Literally Me
It's a story of the lives of brothers Simon and Matthew Weeble, in which everything that happens goes wrong, and they come close to a nervous breakdown, only to pull together at the last minute and improve their lives.
Warhammer40000: The Opera
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Youkai Serious
It's... exactly as hammy as the source material...
Schindlers List: Board Game Edition
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
The Beta Male
You play on the Nazi side: Travel around the board and find Jewish children! Gas as may as you can for bonus points! The first one to catch and execute Schindler wins!
Monty Python on Saturday morning cartoons.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Fwomph
Just remove a few of the dirtier skits and then animate the entire thing.
Monopoly, the movie musical.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
One just might
The touching story of a struggling couple starting their own real estate company. 15 minutes into the movie however, it changes to a minimalist set with them walking on a giant board carrying a dice. Finally they make it big and own all the hotels.
Minesweeper, the first person action shooter.
edited 9th Dec '10 6:25:50 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Unreasonably Quirky
An FPS... without the S. Comb and defuse an entire mine field to ensure the safety of your commander, Sergeant Smiley Face.
Carrie: The RPG
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
[insert title here]
An RPG in the vein of Maid RPG, you play a group of potential highschool bachelors all vying for the heart of Carrie. Wait, what? You die at the end? What if you stop... You can't? There's absolutely no way to get the girls to stop the prank? Or to find out about the prank at all to stop it? Well, what if you... What? You get killed by Carrie for suggesting not going to the prom?
... Who writes this crap?
Portal: The novel
Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
The Beta Male
For added realism, the book is full of holes cut into it, and you have to jump around pages in order to read the damn thing.
Camel Cigarettes, the book.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
One man, a dark cave, and the constant threat of a Wumpas on his tail. Hunt the Wumpus, for the Wumpus hunts you...
The Gulf Oil Disaster: The Videogame, Musical and Novel
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.