Cinema Snob thread of sexy voices.

A comedically dubbed rape film: Featuring Rabbi Dracula and Jackalman Irving.

edited 20th May '11 8:23:15 AM by Myrmidon

The soda that shall last a thousand years!

Using the clip of “Right Now” right after they tasted it was priceless!

Pieces

New DVD-R Hell "Rock: It's Your Decision"

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/06/06/dvd-r-hell-rock-its-your-decision.aspx

That movie was just painful.

Did Batman make this movie?

Hell if I know.

Did Christian Rock exist yet? And does the movie bring up that bullshit theory about African Witch Doctor drum beats being incorporated into rock music?

^I dunno about Christian Rock, but I'm fairly certain Gospel was around, which apparently you're supposed to sit and listen to silently.

That movie... well, if nothing else it's a compelling argument against letting preachers dictate what sort of music you listen to

I wonder what the filmmakers thought of those churches where everybody gets really worked up during the singing, instead of just sitting quietly.

Wait, they were all white as hell, never mind.

A Clockwork Orgy:

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/06/09/a-clockwork-orgy.aspx

Oh man, I remember reading about this movie several years back on another forum. Can't wait to see the Snob rip on it.

Well, this is the first "porno spoof" that has actually Shown Their Work by recreating scenes from the film. It still sucks anyway. Besides, Snob's right in that everyone who's old enough to see A Clockwork Orange has already seen it by now.*

DVD-R Hell: Poochinski

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/06/21/dvd-r-hell-poochinski.aspx

I would totally have watched a series about Peter Boyle and a bulldog as buddy cops.

The Tormentors:

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/06/25/the-tormentors.aspx

Also want to take the time to say this one blip.tv ad is goddamned obnoxious, it takes up half the video screen and even after closing it pops back up literally every ten seconds. Might have to finish watching this later because it's honestly unwatchable with the ad.

Week or so old, but dear lord the human spider.

I now like Cinema Snob better than The Nostalgia Critic, mainly because his films are so much worse and have far more material to work with.

Pink Flamingos! Oh man, looking forward to this one:

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/07/12/pink-flamingos.aspx

Bimbos in time commentary; Space Lancer Steve confirmed to re-appear some time in the future.

edited 20th Jul '11 8:36:55 AM by JethroQWalrustitty

Review of the year: http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/07/26/guys-gone-wild-spring-break-young--hung-review.aspx

Wow, that was...tame.

I lost it at the part with the guy asking about free tank tops.

Man, that's even lamer than Girls Gone Wild.

I mean seriously, some of those guys couldn't even get erect, and they still kept them in the finished cut? Laaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeee

I just started watching this show. And I really wanted to like it. I did. In fact, I do like a lot of it. I find his subject matter interesting and his jokes funny.

But his voice. My god. It's the most annoying thing I've heard in my life. It's actually painful trying to ignore it and focus on the good things. I just can't watch a lot of his videos at once or it doesn't work at all.

So all in all, I do like him, but I can't consider myself a fan. It just hurts too much to listen to too much of that voice at once.