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slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#26: Feb 12th 2011 at 3:46:27 AM

Yeah, 80's Dan is so chock-full of bad acting and cheese it, simply oozes of Stylistic Suck, especially since the Snob & entourage actually can be pretty convincing as far as acting goes  *

edited 4th Mar '11 10:08:50 AM by slowzombie

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Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
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Funnyguts Since: Sep, 2010
#28: Feb 12th 2011 at 9:20:56 AM

It took me forever to remember which robots you were talking about. Then I remembered that I didn't want to remember those robots.

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#29: Feb 13th 2011 at 2:12:44 AM

Star Odyssey is one of my most-loved bad science fiction movies and I’m glad he did it. I don’t think I ever laughed harder at something than I did at the oil-drum robot with oven-mitts.

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Ana Since: Jan, 2001
#30: Feb 16th 2011 at 11:38:40 PM

80s Dan returns. And much better than the last one.

Dream_Huntress Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
#31: Feb 17th 2011 at 6:13:32 PM

Oh great, now Brad has robot too, who's next?

I can't have you close, so I become a ghost and I watch you, I watch you.
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
Funnyguts Since: Sep, 2010
#34: Feb 24th 2011 at 5:31:38 AM

I want to watch more Carradine movies.

Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#35: Feb 24th 2011 at 7:31:42 AM

Niiiight traaaaiinnn to Mundo Fine!

Kill all math nerds
JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#36: Mar 2nd 2011 at 1:49:24 PM

Jesse James Meets Herp De Derp

My favourite bits are the inexplainable phone call, Brad's future tombstone, and his shit-eating-grin at the last joke.

Funnyguts Since: Sep, 2010
#37: Mar 2nd 2011 at 1:50:59 PM

I hope that someday my tombstone will also read that I reviewed something with Phelous.

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#39: Mar 25th 2011 at 1:25:06 AM

Grizzly II Featuring George Clooney, Charlie Sheen and Laura Dern.

Also, for some reason when seven minutes in, Snob mentions "Bear facts", this comes to mind

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#40: Apr 12th 2011 at 2:58:19 PM

Cannibal Holocaust

I figured a high-profile exploitation film like this couldn't go without a high-consept review. Got a good few laughs.

BringTheNoise Not Enough Gun from Aberdeen Since: Jan, 2001
Not Enough Gun
#41: Apr 13th 2011 at 6:25:28 AM

A few laughs? I was virtually in frickin' tears! Definite Crowning Moment for Brad and co.

Like Shakespeare, but with more punching
JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#42: Apr 13th 2011 at 7:13:40 AM

When I say a few laughs, I mena that I was in awe with how hilarious the setup was to actually laugh.

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#43: May 2nd 2011 at 9:45:38 PM

DVD-R Hell: Too Smart for Strangers

I’m actually glad my childhood predates these sorts of videos. They’re well-meaning and all but seriously...what were they thinking? Pooh should not be talking about “bad touches”!

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BalrogKick Since: Jan, 2011
#44: May 2nd 2011 at 10:36:07 PM

I gotta say, considering how much they get mocked on the internet, I never really saw what was so bad about predatory warnings. Maybe it's because I grew up in a time when those messages were constantly relayed, or even because I got approached by an abductor at one point as a kid, but other than Sonic talking about private parts I don't really get the joke.

Although it was stupid when Pooh did that whole "anyone you know could touch you" bit, that didn't help any.

Funnyguts Since: Sep, 2010
#45: May 2nd 2011 at 10:41:44 PM

It isn't the warnings themselves, but the really bizarre way the warnings are given.

ColorPrinter Since: Dec, 2011
JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#47: May 5th 2011 at 12:32:56 AM

Well, that was certainly an interesting movie. Interesting movie as in, it's interesting that this qualifies for a movie.

MildGuy I squeeze gats. from the bed I made. Since: Jan, 2011
I squeeze gats.
#49: May 10th 2011 at 2:37:43 AM

His latest Kung Tai Ted, Tiger Love, is... well, I want to laugh, but oh man.

It's entirely possible that kid could've gotten mauled by that tiger.

Sorta gave me the chills.

JethroQWalrustitty Since: Jan, 2001
#50: May 12th 2011 at 10:10:23 AM

Yeah, the whole thing got me wondering too. Brad managed to make best of it without going to pitch black humor.


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