"...Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
— The Principal, Billy Madison
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's sorta my thing.
Dr. Evil: How about NO, you crazy Dutch bastard!
— Austin Powers in Goldmember
Gabe: I've got an awesome idea for a new comic! What if a terrorist was in a delivery room waiting for a pregnant woman to give birth so he could kill it! See, it's a comic about spawn camping.
Tycho: No, we can't do that. No-one can even know that you said it, or that I heard it. It will be our secret, forever.
"And just in case you didn't get enough of that balls-pounding action, the game opens up an entire league of Blitzball! Oh...oh, wow. No. God no. Just...no. Look, is that meant to be a reward? Do I want to play more Blitzball — Do I want to be waterboarded? Are you mad?!"
— Spoony, on Final Fantasy X
Dr. Amari: Do you...have [the brain] with you?
Sole Survivor: Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? "Igor, fetch me the brain!"
Dr. Amari: No, I will not.
Sole Survivor: Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? "Igor, fetch me the brain!"
Dr. Amari: No, I will not.
"Just a moment. I have a multitude of extravagant ways of saying 'no' to this, and I need to decide on one."
— Susan, El Goonish Shive NP
"Nightmare!"
Dylan: She accidentally got me pregnant when we were making out on a huge pile of chaos emeralds.
Sonic: Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
Sonic: Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
Frieza: I object.
Supreme Kai of Time: What?
Frieza: I said...I object.
Elder Kai: Hm? Now this is unexpected...
Frieza: You see, I grow so very tired of every last person in the forsaken cosmos parading their juvenile brand of justice. (pointing to Goku Black) Must I be subjected to the sight of that simian?! That apish countenance! That damned monkey man! Absolutely infuriating! And coupled with those condescending eyes?! Oh, I just can't take it anymore! I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to murder everyone here. It's absolutely the only way I have to hold on to my dear sanity.
Supreme Kai of Time: What?
Frieza: I said...I object.
Elder Kai: Hm? Now this is unexpected...
Frieza: You see, I grow so very tired of every last person in the forsaken cosmos parading their juvenile brand of justice. (pointing to Goku Black) Must I be subjected to the sight of that simian?! That apish countenance! That damned monkey man! Absolutely infuriating! And coupled with those condescending eyes?! Oh, I just can't take it anymore! I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to murder everyone here. It's absolutely the only way I have to hold on to my dear sanity.
"blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"
"An aggressive leviathan with an enormous beak, there is limited knowledge of this alien monstrosity at this time, and many on 4546B hope it stays that way."
"Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. Yikes!"
— Dirty Sock if you repeatedly attempt to send him over the washing machine waterfall, Pajama Sam: Life Is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!
Qui-Gon: Anakin will bring balance to the Force? That would be good, right?
Mace Windu: Noooo... no no no no... It would be really, really... No. Just... no.
Blanc: It's so dumb.
Birdie: [gasp] Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant!
Blanc: NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!
Birdie: [gasp] Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant!
Blanc: NO! IT'S JUST DUMB!
Mileena: So, you and I...
Kung Lao: Do not even think of it!
Mileena: You're right. You're unworthy.
Kung Lao: Do not even think of it!
Mileena: You're right. You're unworthy.
Erron Black: Goddamn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Noob Saibot: It will be the last thing you hear.
Erron Black: Aw, hell no.
Noob Saibot: It will be the last thing you hear.
Erron Black: Aw, hell no.
Yang: What's your name, kid?
Superman: Heheheh, just call me... Superman. (cue spotlight and uplifting heroic music over the now-dorky-looking teenager that is certainly not the Man of Steel)
Yang: Yeah... no.
(Superman deflates in defeat, groaning)
Superman: Heheheh, just call me... Superman. (cue spotlight and uplifting heroic music over the now-dorky-looking teenager that is certainly not the Man of Steel)
Yang: Yeah... no.
(Superman deflates in defeat, groaning)
"Shut it down"
