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Valerie: He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has shattered.
Miracle Max: Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name!
Valerie: What, Humperdinck?
Miracle Max: Aaahh!
Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! [et cetera]

This trope applies to words and names that when uttered cause a negative reaction on the listener's part, and may even be a Berserk Button. Might be a young person's reaction to an older person being Totally Radical. It may result from hearing a certain slang term or after a character gives Too Much Information — it might even have a potent psychological effect. Regardless of how it arises, the hapless hearer makes it clear to the speaker that this must not happen again.

For instance, for some particularly lazy and/or slobby characters, benign words like "work" and "clean" have been known to cause shivers. This is usually followed by some variation of "don't say that word around me!"

Compare Words Can Break My Bones, Speak of the Devil, Lame Pun Reaction, and in more lighthearted variants "No. Just… No" Reaction. Similar to The Scottish Trope, but without all the thunder and curse baggage. This response may be prompted by a Noodle Incident.


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    Anime and Manga 
  • When Guts meets Griffith again atop the Hill of Swords in Berserk following his reincarnation, at one point Griffith brings up the Band of the Hawk, who the Hill of Swords is a memorial to, which pisses Guts off big time because Griffith is the reason the original Hawks are no more. He furiously tells Griffith not to speak their names.
  • In Pokémon: The Original Series, after Brock came back at the end of the Orange Islands arc, mentioning Professor Ivy around him makes him huddle in a fetal position and plead "Don't mention that name." It's never explained why.
  • Sword Art Online: The mere mention of Nobuyuki Sugou has unsurprisingly become a sore spot for Asuna's mother Kyouko, considering he turned out to be a Bitch in Sheep's Clothing who trapped 300 SAO survivors, including Asuna herself, in ALO to perform inhumane Mind Control experiments on them, tried to rape Asuna, and nearly drove her husband's company to bankruptcy when his crimes were made public. When Asuna calls her out on trying to set her up on another Arranged Marriage, reminding her of how badly things went when she chose to make Sugou Asuna's fiancé, Kyouko understandably asks her to never mention him again.

    Comic Books 
  • Max of Sam & Max: Freelance Police would occasionally be annoyed by his partner's use of big or obscure words. See also Video Games.
  • In Sonic the Comic we have Nutzan Bolt, who hates the use of the word 'Sonic' so much that it is his Berserk Button.
  • Not to mention Johnny the Homicidal Maniac's response to 'wacky'.
  • The Flash in Formally Known as the Justice League. Fire tells Elongated Man that Wally once pinched her butt at super-speed and she burned his hands as a result. Later, when Wally laughs at Captain Atom getting beaten up by a mind-controlled Mary Marvel, Ralph just says "Beatriz DaCosta" and Wally says "Never mention that name!"
  • Skalman in Bamse really HATES it when someone tells him to hurry up and consider "hurry" to be the foulest word there is.
  • Once Spider-Man and Norman Osborn found out the other's identity, Spidey got this reaction from the Goblin (or rather, Norman) by mentioning Harry. This was followed by a Norman getting a nervous breakdown, a quick defeat and amnesia.
  • In Gold Key's adaptation of Yellow Submarine when Max says "Yes, your Blueness," the Chief Blue Meanie says "Say that word again and I'll beat you pink and purple! We meanies only take 'no' for an answer!"

    Comic Strips 
  • Peanuts
    • Lucy has a bad reaction to the name "Beethoven" in this strip.
    • As does Charlie Brown with the word "baseball" in this strip.
    • And Sally with the word "kindergarten" in this strip.
  • In Zits, this is Jeremy's reaction to most of Walt's attempts to use modern slang.

    Fanfiction 
  • In the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf alternate timeline story "Papa Smurf & Mama Smurfette", Papa Smurf marries Smurfette, has a child through her, and gets exiled from the Smurf Village by his little Smurfs. Later he receives word that his little Smurfs in the village, including his son Empath (which he disowns), were all trapped in time delivering a baby dinosaur back home, and all Papa Smurf can say to that is good riddance. Sassette daringly says that maybe Empath was right in that Papa Smurf had stolen Smurfette from his little Smurfs, including Empath, and Papa Smurf gets so upset that he slaps Sassette in the face and shouts, "DON'T EVER SMURF EMPATH'S NAME AGAIN!" This leads to his eventual downfall as all the other Smurfs who were with him finally depart from him.
  • The Mountain and the Wolf: Grey Worm is set to leave Westeros when the Wolf reappears, apparently Back from the Dead, and announces his disapproval by threatening to have the still-alive Missandei raped to death if Grey Worm doesn't join the war effort against the Wolf. Grey Worm furiously says the Wolf isn't fit to speak her name, the Wolf agrees, taunts him further, and finally leaves, the Unsullied staying in Westeros.
  • Asuka flies into a rage in The Second Try when Gendo taunts her by mentioning her Ret Goned daughter Aki, even attempting to strangle him before guards in the room sedate her.

    Films — Animated 
  • The Lion King (1994): Scar gives this line to Zazu after the latter brings up (the dead) Mufasa.
    Zazu: (While Scar continues singing) Oh... I would never have had to do this for Mufasa.
    Scar: (Quickly and angrily) What?! What did you say?!
    Zazu: Oh, nothing!
    Scar: You know the law: Never, ever mention THAT name in my presence. I... am... the KING!
    Zazu: Yes, sire. You ARE the king. I... I... Well, I-I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your...royal managerial approaches! (nervous laugh)
    • And soon later he does the same thing when the hyenas (almost) bring Mufasa up.
      Banzai: (To Shenzi) And I thought things were bad under Mufasa.
      Scar: (Quickly and angrily again) What did you say?!
      Banzai: I said Muf- (Shenzi is smiling at Scar and thwaps Banzai to remind him.) I said, uh... "¿Qué pasa?"
      Scar: Good. Now get out.
      Banzai: Yeah...but...we're still hungry!
      Scar: OUT!!!
      (The hyenas quickly flee the cave)
    • And, in a jab at the widely known theme park ride...
      Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little... bounce in it.
      Zazu: ... * sings* It's a small world aaafter all—
      Scar: No! No! Anything but that!

    Films — Live-Action 
  • The Princess Bride has the scene quoted above.
  • Spaceballs has a variation of this trope.
    Dark Helmet: Go past this, past this part! In fact, never play this again!
  • From Mean Girls:
    Gretchen: That is so fetch!
    Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen! It's not going to happen!
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
    • "We want... A shrubbery!"
    • The Knights Who Say Ni have this effect by saying "ni". Also used later by the heroes in order to demand the shrubbery requested by the Knights, and also an example of Cool and Unusual Punishment.
    • The only way to defeat the knights is to take advantage of their one weakness — fear of the word "it". Most people apparently take advantage of this without even realizing it. Oh, I said it again! And again! But strangely, when Arthur asks for the knight's demands, he says "What is it that you want?" and the Knights don't react.
    • In real life, some have this response to having Python quoted at them over and over and over again...
  • One of The Oldest Ones in the Book: The vaudeville sketch known as "Slowly I Turned" or "The Stranger with a Kind Face", where a key phrase uttered by someone triggers one of the characters into a state of mania.
    • The bit was used in The Three Stooges short Gents Without Cents - "NIAGARA FALLS!"
    • Used by Abbott and Costello several times, in the films Lost In a Harem with the trigger word "Pokomoko", and In Society with the trigger phrase "Susquehanna Hat Company", as well as in The Abbott and Costello Show on television, using the more traditional "Niagara Falls".
    • Steve Martin does a variant on this routine in the film Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid with the trigger phrase "cleaning woman".
    • In Godspell, hearing the teaching to turn the other cheek, Judas whines "Aw, Jesus Chr—" before another apostle shuts him up, but it's enough to send Jesus (and several other apostles) into a "Slowly I Turned" routine.
    • Done in The Cosby Show with Gilbert Gottfried as a guy whose wife left him for David Letterman, who starts the routine whenever someone brings him up. He ends up taking a job doing the bit on Letterman's show.
    • It's used in I Love Lucy where a bungling of the timing on it leads Lucy to completely screw up one of Ricky's shows...again.
    • It also is the basis of the Scatterbrain song "Don't Call Me Dude".
  • In Passenger 57, the attorney of Charles Rane tells his client that they should have no trouble pleading temporary insanity at his upcoming trial due to his abusive childhood. Rane thanks his lawyer for his legal advice by brutally thrashing him, putting him in a painful hold, and whispering "Repeat after me: Charles Rane is not insane." Rane is portrayed by Bruce Payne.
  • There's the sound of panicking horses every time someone mentions Frau Blücher in Young Frankenstein.
    • "WHINNY!"
  • In Galaxy Quest, Alexander Dane hates his character's catchphrase, leading to this:
    Qwillek: By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus...
    Alexander: Don't do that.
  • Minority Report, when Anderton confronts Director Burgess after Burgess tried to frame him for murder, Burgess made the mistake of mentioning Anderton's murdered son. Berserk Button deployed.
    "Don't you EVER SAY HIS NAME! You used the memory of my dead son to set me up! It was the one thing you knew that would drive me to murder!"
  • The Lone Ranger: Tonto's reaction to "Hi ho, Silver, away!" is a dead serious statement that he shouldn't do that again.
  • Sergeant Bilko: Bilko comes over faint when Walter uses the word "can't".
  • Eve's Bayou: This is what ultimately leads to Louis' death. Louis and Mrs. Matty Mereaux get caught together at a bar by Matty's husband, Lenny. Lenny warns Louis that, if Louis ever speaks to Matty again, Lenny will kill Louis. When Louis bids Matty a drunken farewell outside the bar, Lenny snaps and shoots Louis dead on the spot.
  • In One Crazy Summer, the mere mention of the word "work" is enough to make idle rich snob Teddy clutch his ears in terror.
  • Coach Keith in Fired Up! has this response to anyone mentioning the so-exotically-dangerous-it's-prohibidado move The Fountain Of Troy. Even when he's specifically invited the squad to say the name out loud. Several times.
  • Lost in a Harem: As part of the "Slowly I Turned" routine, the derelict goes murderously berserk when hearing the word "Pokomoko" (even from himself), because it's where he fought and killed the man who stole his wife and son from him.

    Literature 
  • The MST3Ked version of The Eye of Argon has a few examples of this.
    • A favorite is where Grignr climbs the stairs to their "posterior", where it's incredibly obvious that he's just looked up "bottom" in the thesaurus in the wrong sense.
      • Wait, how do you climb to the bottom of a staircase?
      • Doubly strange since posterior actually means "rear"
  • Discworld:
    • Detritus in theThe Fifth Elephant does this after an Uberwaldian dwarf calls Cheery Littlebottom "Ha'ak", a dwarfish insult indicating a race/species traitor, "not really a dwarf". Cheery looks hurt, Detritus produces his enormous "Piecemaker" crossbow and growls, "I know dat word he said to her. It is not a good word. I do not want to hear dat word again." This is on a diplomatic mission, remember.
      • Well, he was being tactful.
    • Also from Discworld, in Reaper Man Ridcully threatens to curse the Dean and have him pursued to the ends of the world by terrible demons if he doesn't stop saying "Yo!"
      • And in Science Of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch, Ridcully not only forbids the Dean from saying "Yo!" before they get all kick-ass, but since they're fighting the Auditors with chocolate, he cuts the Dean off before he thinks of "Choc and load!" as well.
    • Werewolves do not react well to the word "bath." So much so that when Angua takes a shower, she has to pretend it's raining.
      • Vimes, forced to deal with werewolves in The Fifth Elephant, reasons that being halfway between a human and a wolf a werewolf would have some characteristics of the other creatures halfway between humans and wolves: dogs. He tests the hypothesis by gauging werewolves' responses to words guaranteed to make a stereotypical dog wince, like "bath" and "vet", and later takes advantage of his findings by forcing the werewolf Big Bad into a deadly game of Fetch with a giant signal flare.
    • In Men at Arms Big Fido (the leader of the dogs guild) does not like Gaspode's ability to speak human and give dog commands (which the dogs respond to) and reacts badly when Gaspode uses his power
    • Almost every book contains some example of this trope which often overlaps with the Big Bad or Big Good's berserk button (Granny Weatherwax has her Grandmother Alison Weatherwax, Vimes has any talk of Kings, etc.)
  • In the novel 1984, when the Party makes someone disappear, that person becomes an "unperson." All references to the person are removed from all documents, posters, etc, and people may not reference that person again, since, in the Party's eyes, the person does not and never did exist.
  • Harry Potter
    • Volde, er, He Who Must Not Be Named. Exploited in the last book, where it turns out that after Voldemort took over the Ministry of Magic, he put a trace on his name such that anyone saying it could be tracked instantly, allowing him to find those who aren't afraid of him. Meaning that, for the first time, there was a real danger in speaking the name or hearing the name spoken aloud.
    • In the same book, Harry orders his house-elf, Kreacher, to never call Hermione a "Mudblood."
    • In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dudley doesn't quite realize just how much of a sore spot he's prodding when he mimics Harry when he was having graveyard nightmares. Harry's response is to nearly curse Dudley into jelly and growl, "Don't ever. Talk. About that. Again. Do you understand me?"
  • Daniel Pinkwater's Young Adult Novel:
    "That will cost you forty cents," said the Honorable Venustiano Carranza (President of Mexico). "Pay each Wild Dada Duck ten cents for saying 'life-style.'"
    There are fines for saying certain words — such as life-style. If a Wild Dada Duck should say, "Have a nice day," it can cost him five dollars.
  • In The Lord of the Rings, at the Council of Elrond, Gandalf recites the inscription on the Ring in Black Speech. After a stunned silence, Elrond speaks, "Never before has any voice dared to utter words of that tongue in Imladris," and Gandalf answers, "And let us hope that none will ever speak it here again," using it to point out that he may only be the first and they had better get to work on preventing that.
  • In the X-Wing Series, Warlord Zsinj is offended by the name "New Oldtown". As his Dragon is making a report about an agent who is pretending to be from there, he interrupts each time the town's name is said. "Surely you're joking about that name." "You're sure he didn't destroy it because of that name." and "Don't ever say that name again. It annoys me." After that, his second-in-command calls it the "hometown-whose-name-is-nevermore-to-be-said."

    Live-Action TV 
  • From the Angel episode "You're Welcome":
    Cordelia: Remember how I said, "Let's not have your department looking for those symbols I saw in my vision. Let's do this like we used to, you and me cracking the books?"
    Wesley: Yes.
    Cordelia: Well, that was dumb. What'd you ever listen to me for?
    Wesley: I don't know. I think I sort of missed this. You and me and the books, kicking it old school, as they say... and I never will again.
  • From Arrested Development:
    Tobias: It seems I prematurely shot my wad into what I thought was a dry run and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands.
    Michael: There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
  • On Babylon 5, the Vorlon and the Shadows each have a question that sort of defines them, and their interactions with other races. Sheridan, while berating Kosh, unknowingly asks the Shadow question. Kosh is not pleased.
    Sheridan: What do you want!?
    Kosh: Never ask that question.
  • A Bit of Fry and Laurie has the veterinary-sketch:
    F: And I make myself a cheese and tomito toastie.
    L: A what? Cheese and what?
    F: Tomito. Tomito. Tomito.
    L: Tomato.
    F: Tomito. Tomito.
    L: Don't say it again. (well, he does so anyway)
  • In Black Books, Fran and Manny have just convinced Bernard to attend a party with them. This exchange occurs when going out the door:
    Manny: Let's par-
    Bernard: Don't you dare use the word 'party' as a verb in this shop!
  • Bones: In "The Double Death of the Dearly Departed", when Brennan and Booth attend a funeral and Brennan informs Booth that the deceased was murdered, Booth, in order to avoid a panic among the mourners, told Brennan not to say 'murdered', and instead substitute with the code word 'translated'.
  • From Buffy:
    Xander: Hey, G-man!
    Giles: Nice to see you Xander, and don't ever call me that again.
  • Matthew Perry on The Daily Show
    Jon Stewart: I apologize for sucking. We just got back and I'm new to this...
    Matthew Perry: Please don't ever say "I apologize for sucking" to me again.
  • From Dharma & Greg:
    Dharma: Your mother is a sexual volcano, waiting to erupt.
    Greg: OK, new rule: We never use the words 'mother', 'sexual', or 'erupt' in the same sentence.
  • Doctor Who:
    • Each of the Tenth Doctor's companions has a moment where they try a really atrocious accent: Rose trying on a Scottish accent in "Tooth and Claw", Martha attempting Elizabethan speech in "The Shakespeare Code", and Donna's attempt at sounding posh in "The Unicorn and the Wasp". Each time, the Doctor winces and tells them never to do that again.
      • Also repeated in the animated serial "The Infinite Quest", when Martha attempts to match the Doctor's "pirate captain, arrrrr…" persona.
      • The Doctor's "Don't do that. Really, don't" is fast approaching a catchphrase. It's used again in "Midnight", only this time played seriously.
      • And then in The Sarah Jane Adventures, there's a remarkably similar exchange between Sarah Jane and Maria in "Warriors of Kudlak", when Sarah Jane uses a slang word she heard for the first time earlier in the episode.
    • The Doctor does it to himself in "School Reunion": "Correctamundo! A word I've never used before and hopefully never will again."
    • "The Eleventh Hour" has the Doctor do this to himself twice:
      • First off:
        Amy: You're worse than my aunt!
        The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt! ...And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
      • At the climax:
        The Doctor: WHO DA MAN? [beat] Fine, I'm never saying that again.
    • "The Almost People": The Doctor and his identical clone (long story) are trying to stop a war. The Doctor says "yowza".
      Amy: ....yowza?
      Ganger!Doctor: Do we tend to say yowza?
      The Doctor: That's enough, let it go. Okay? We're under stress!
  • In Friends, Monica is sick and in denial about it, and is trying to convince leery husband Chandler to have sex with her:
    Monica: Come on, don't you wanna get with this?
    Chandler: Monica, I don't even think you should say that when you're healthy.
  • In Fringe, after Walter starts expounding on the number of mammary glands found in various species:
    Peter: God, I hope I never have to hear him say the word "nipple" again.
  • Game of Thrones: Tyrion and Tywin on using the word "whore" to describe Shae. Tyrion keeps his word.
    • House of the Dragon: King Viserys Targaryen threatens to cut the tongue of anyone calling his grandchildren Jacaerys, Lucerys and Joffrey "bastards" (they truly are bastards Rhaenyra had with Ser Hatwin Strong, but Viserys prefers denial about it to protect his kin).
  • Gilmore Girls: On Paris' relationship with the much older Asher Fleming:
    Rory: My grandfather introduced you to him. Do you see how awkward this is for me?
    Paris: Well, hot men tend to run in packs.
    Rory: Do not ever say anything like that again.
  • Regarding an ex-couple's matching tattoos on Happy Endings:
    Alex: You want to get your tattoo removed so you can be a puh-lay-ah?
    Dave: Don't say "player".
    Alex: I regretted it almost immediately.
  • One sketch of The Kids in the Hall had Bruce's character scolded for using the word "ascertain" on the job a little too much.
  • Mad Men, the scene where Roger un-fires Pete and guarantees his future cooperation by spinning him a story about how Don fought to give him a second chance:
    Roger: Now, I know your generation went to college instead of serving, so let me illuminate you: this man is your commanding officer. You live and die in his shadow. Understood?
    [Pete nods frantically; Roger and Don go to leave]
    Pete: I won't let you down, Don!
    Roger: Jesus! Campbell! Don't ever say that! [shakes his head disgustedly and leaves]
  • In The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, the beatnik Maynard G. Krebs had an involuntary high-pitched reaction to the word "work", no matter the context in which it was used: "Nah, it'll never work." "Work?!!"
  • In Mathnet, there's an episode where the detectives visit a mansion for a "Mystery Weekend", and the owner introduces himself as "Peeved". "I'm a little ticked off, myself," George says. Later, when Pat sees him unexpectedly:
    Pat: You're not George.
    Peeved: No. I'm Peeved.
    Pat: I'm a little ticked off my—
    Peeved: Don't run that line again.
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus
    • A character in a particular sketch screamed and cried whenever someone said the word 'tinny'.
    • Another sketch featured two newlyweds trying to buy a new bed after having been warned never to say the word "mattress" to the salesman.
    • Yet another sketch features the word Semprini (the surname of a British pianist famous on BBC at the time of its original airing) lumped in with a lot of other words that would be used only for "cheap laughs".
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000:
  • Lisa in NewsRadio's "Sweeps Week" episode threatens to strangle Dave if he says "apparently" one more time.
  • Power Rangers RPM has this in one of the first episodes, when one of the new recruits refers to the season's mentor and Techno Wizard, Dr. K, as "Doc". Dr. K objects to being called that, and tells them not to do it again. They don't listen, and it's never objected to again.
    • K also has a very poor reaction when the Ranger suits she invented are referred to as "spandex". "Tights" is an acceptable substitute.
      "THAT IS NOT! SPANDEX!"
  • A preemptive variant from Pushing Daisies:
    Emerson: We are giant, enormous idiots. And don't you say "ginormous", 'cause that ain't a word.
  • A rare serious example appears in the Quincy, M.E. episode "A Star is Dead"; as Quincy is getting on an elevator, one of the reporters asks him how it feels to autopsy one of the world's most beautiful women. Quincy sticks his arm in the door to hold the elevator there and tells him in Tranquil Fury never to say that to him again.
  • When Cat, Lister and Kryten are trapped together in a quarantine bay in Red Dwarf, the others discover that Kryten's Berserk Button is being called "tetchy".
  • In one episode of Scrubs, Dr. Cox explains that all his interns are on a time out, because one of them used the phrase "Let's rock and roll!" In a later episode, when Carla is trying to help him work out why he hates one of the new interns, one of her guesses is "Did he say 'Back in the day'?"
  • Stargate:
    • Stargate SG-1 had this while hanging a lampshade on the series' nonstop Yu puns.note 
      Weir: Yu?
      Jackson: Don't. Every joke, every pun, done to death. Seriously.
    • John Sheppard in Stargate Atlantis could possibly be a version of this with "We'll name it later". Used at least twice, in response to the naming of the puddle jumpers and the life signs detector by McKay and Lt. Ford respectively.
  • Top Gear:
    Clarkson: How Hard can it be?
    Hammond: Don't say that!
  • On The West Wing, the forbidden word is "recession" and a number of characters are reprimanded for using it. In one episode, Leo instructs Margaret to call a meeting about recession the "robust economy meeting," while in a later season it's humorously referred to as "bagel".
    • Also Sam implying that they should assume they're going to win an election that's still going on, and, hilariously:
      Charlie: [reading a movie synopsis] It's an updated version of Dostoyevsky's The Idiot which tells the story of a Christ-like epileptic young man who embodies goodness, but encounters sex, crime, and family dysfunction.
      Mrs. Landingham: Hard to imagine why you didn't think the President would enjoy that, Charlie.
      Charlie: Well, he would have especially enjoyed the scene where the Prince Myshkin character has a seizure while engaging in an erotic fantasy in a Long Island church.
      Mrs. Landingham: Charlie, please don't say the word "erotic" in the Oval Office.
      Charlie: I'd be perfectly happy never to say any of those words anywhere ever again.
  • Will & Grace:
    • —>Will: Good. Oh, um... Grace, keep Sunday and Monday open.
      Grace: Okey-dokey, arti-chokey.
      Will: And never say that again.
    • Also comes up between Grace and her New-Age Retro Hippie temporary boyfriend Josh:
    Josh: It's filled with tea. The lady at the nature store said it's very soothing, particularly if you're cramping during menses.
    Grace: I had a really nice time. (hugs him) Don't say menses.
  • From X-Play, specifically "Bob and Steve" (a Splinter Cell Machinima):
    Bob: Porn doesn't just magically appear, Steve. Someone put it there. And if it was my porn, it would star your mother!
    Steve: Never. Talk. About my mother. Again.

    Tabletop Games 
  • Before the events of the Horus Heresy in the Warhammer 40,000 universe, two entire legions were stricken from the records for unspecified but apparently terrible infractions. In every piece of media where the two missing legions are brought up by their brother primarchs, the conversation is quickly curtailed with something along the lines of "we swore we would never talk of that" before any details are disclosed.

    Video Games 
  • Never call the main character of Witch Hunt a witch. In fact even the stat screen covers over the 'W' in skills like 'witchcraft' and words like 'swtich'
  • In Sacrifice, Eldred utters this in response to a truly awful pun made by Zyzyx concerning a wizard made of living rock.
    Zyzyx: Now Graccus there is none too quick on his feet. It may be because he leads such a... Sedimentary lifestyle.
    Eldred: ...Never say that again.
  • This is used in the Sam & Max series of games as well as comics. Consider this exchange from Sam and Max Hit the Road:
    Sam: I really respect Flint's business acumen.
    Max: Sam, please don't use the word 'acumen' again.
    • Try repeating the word "Them" to Bosco...
    • Max really dislikes anyone who plays with the word "Banang".
  • During Overwatch’s “Retribution” mission, Cassidy and Moira discuss the former’s… questionable “Italian” accent that he tried going with while at his cover job, prompting this exchange.
    Cassidy: I watched a bunch of old spaghetti westerns, I thought it was pretty good! "Bonah serah, sinyora. Can I-ah get’chu-ah somethin' to drink?"
    Moira: Please, never do that again.

    Visual Novels 
  • In Strawberry Vinegar, after Licia requests her pancakes with lots and lots of chocolate on them:
    Dad: Of course you can. Your wish is my command, Milady.
    Rie: Don't say that. It makes you sound like a creep.

    Webcomics 
  • In 8-Bit Theater, Black Mage gets disturbed by Red Mage's constant usage of "Probing" and "A-Hole" (the latter is about a portable hole, BTW).
    Red Mage: So deep are we (within my A-Hole) that Sarda will never find us no matter how thoroughly or how vigorously he probes. My A-Hole.
    Black Mage: Can you say things without talking? Is that... Can we do that? Please?
    Red Mage: What's wrong? All I'm saying is that we're deep, deep in my A-Hole.
    Black Mage: Stop using that word!
  • One Achewood strip has a word-of-the-day speaking toilet which comes up with the words "Oralingus" (kissing with the mouth) and "Burritolingus" (eating a burrito with the mouth). The first one makes Teodor comment "That just makes kissing sound twisted! There's no need for that word!" and the second one just makes Ray collapse muttering "I am SO sorry".
  • In Dork Tower, there's the reaction people have to hearing the name of the fourth Batman movie (from the series Tim Burton started).
  • The Order of the Stick in this comic:
    Elan: Hey, how was I supposed to know he ain't a playa?
    Belkar: Never say "playa" again.
    • And in this one. Really, Roy was asking for it.
  • Penny Arcade has a rather...over-the-top version of this one, regarding Gabe's insistence that Games Workshop is ripping off Blizzard.
  • In Questionable Content here:
    Dora: Goddammit it feels really weird to be discussing this with you.
    Faye: Haha, doesn't it? It's like talking about blowjobs with your mom.
    Dora: Please never use these two words in the same sentence ever again.
  • In RPG World, Jim, the guy who plays RPGWorld, has a friend that will often pull this trope on him, in the form of "If you ever (insert annoying action here) again, I will kill you.". Taken to rather humorous heights later on.
  • Schlock Mercenary:
    Tagon: Never, ever refer to A.I. connection as "brain-on-brain action" again.
    Ennesby: Can I still say "hot-swap"?
    Tagon: Only to yourself.

    Web Original 
  • Similar to the Doctor Who example above, Bree Avery does this to herself in the lonelygirl15 episode "Training Hard": "Did I really just say 'crazy mad props'? God, what is wrong with me?"
  • ESPN's Bill Simmons does this with the Oklahoma City Thunder (aka "The Team That Shall Not Be Named"), to the point where on some of his podcasts he has instructed producer Joe Mead to bleep out the guest saying "Oklahoma City" or "the Thunder" in reference to the team. This is done as a service to the people of Seattle (and decent NBA fans everywhere) who had to deal with Clay Bennett buying the team, promising to keep it in Seattle, all while planning all along to move it to Oklahoma.
  • In Red vs. Blue, Caboose says that he and Agent Washington have a lot in common. Wash takes exception.
    Agent Washington: No, we don't. And don't ever say that again.
  • Muggle Cast: "That word is now officially banned from Muggle Cast." "What, whack?"
  • Homestar Runner:
    • In the Strong Bad Email "lady fan", after Strong Bad fails to do even a single push-up, Homestar shows up dressed as an aerobics instructor and offers to help Strong Bad "twees it out" and get back into shape.
      Strong Bad: I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say "twees it out" ever again.
    • The holiday toon "Which Ween Costumes?" was made to make up for the lack of a Halloween cartoon that year, and features the cast dressed up in holiday-themed costumes for Decemberween. Strong Bad notes that something doesn't feel quite right.
      Strong Bad: I think we may have gotten our... "weens" crossed.
      Strong Sad: (distressed) Can you please never say that again?!
    • In "Fan Costumes 2018", Strong Bad criticizes a costume of Vampire Marshie for not including the bitten-off chunk on top of his head.
      Marshie: If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be (in a creepy, slowed-down voice) unstoppable...
      Strong Bad: Please don't ever say "poomp back" ever again.
  • Sword Art Online Abridged: Sachi dies due to her lag freezing her up, her last words being "it's not your fault". Except she glitches up so Kirito is forced to hear her repeating "yourfaultyourfaultyourfault" before she shatters. From that point on, any heroism from him is triggered (along with a Sachi flashback) by anyone saying "fault". He catches onto it, silencing Lisbeth before she can actually say the words while crying (which she misinterprets as his not wanting her to bring up painful memories).
  • If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device: During the Inquisitor podcast, Wammudes ends up pulling this one on himself after describing something that disgusts even him.
    Wammudes: Jaq Draco then proceeds to have an internal monologue about... about how... how much he wants some of that GENESTEALER PUSSY.
    [Everyone in the podcast retches or otherwise reacts with disgust]
    Wammudes: That is a statement I will NOT repeat, and already regret having said!
  • Epithet Erased: At one point, Percy comments that it's easy to drink from pine cones as long as you know the proper way to milk the cone. Ramsey can only respond with, "Never say those words EVER again."

    Western Animation 
  • A case of "Never say that that way again" from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, Kevin has an annoyed response to Sensitive!Ben singing his Transformation Name Announcement:
    Humongosaur: ♪ Humongousaur! ♪
    (Beat)
    Kevin: Never do that again.
    Humongousaur: Just trying it out.
  • Another case of Never Say That That Way Again occurs in the 1990s animated Superman, Supes has to impersonate Batman for an episode. Robin wonders how he does that perfect Batman voice.
    Super(Bat)man: Precise muscle control. Plus (now in Robin's voice) I have a pretty good ear.
    Beat
    Robin:: Don't. Do that. Again.
  • From an episode of Pinky and the Brain which prominently featured The Honeymooners:
    Pinky: Bang! Zoom!
    Brain: Stop saying that, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.
  • In The Fairly OddParents! episode that introduced Chip Skylark, towards the end Timmy exclaims "Word!" only for Chip to flatly respond, "Don't say that."
  • Transformers: Animated: "Megatron...?! Did you just say Megatron?! Did he just say MEGATRON?! THERE IS NO MEGATRON! MEGATRON IS OFFLINE! TERMINATED! I DID IT MYSEL--saw it myself."
  • Teen Titans gives us this:
    • Naturally, that becomes his catchphrase.
  • Static Shock, from "They're Playing My Song":
    Sharon: (pounding on the bathroom door) Virgil Ovid Hawkins, get your ashy butt out here right this minute!
    Virgil: (opens the door, having just finished showering) Sharon, my middle name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that. (slams the door)
  • On Family Guy when Stewie meets his future self who calls his parents mommy and daddy.
    Stewie: Never call them that again! It's Lois and the fat man!
  • In the Futurama episode "Roswell That Ends Well", thanks to Time Travel Fry gets to meet his grandfather Enos in 1947 Roswell, New Mexico. On meeting his future grandmother he tells Enos:
    Fry: She sure is pretty. You ought to marry her and father some children, right away.
    Enos: Yeah, folks say that. But did you ever get the feeling you're only going with girls 'cause you're supposed to?
    Fry: (Beat) WHAT!? Don't ever, ever say or think that again!
  • In the Kim Possible episode "Cap'n Drakken", Dr. Drakken is possessed by a pirate ghost and starts talking like one:
    Drakken: Aye. Set the mainsail, wench.
    Shego: Okay, first of all we don't have any sails. Second of all, call me "wench" again and we'll be planning a burial at sea.
    Drakken: [nervously] Yearr. Arrgh.
  • In the Bob's Burgers episode "Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien," Regular-Sized Rudy becomes good at a sport and as his ability goes to his head, he gives himself a nickname.
    Rudy: But you know what's really cool? Winning. And right now, nobody does that quite like the Rudester.
    Louise: Okay, you need to shut that down. "Rudester" can never be said again.
  • An Al Brodax Popeye cartoon has the Wiffle Bird placing a spell on Wimpy in which he turns into a werewolf whenever he says the word "hamburger." This was because Wimpy attempted to make a burger out of the Wiffle Bird.


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