I Call Him "Mister Happy"

Steve: Heheh, I'm totally nekkid in here an' you're talkin' to me.
Marten: I'm only here to make sure you don't pass out and crack your skull in the tub. Now shut the damn door before I catch a glimpse of Little Stevie Wonder.
Steve: Naw man, that ain't his name. I call 'im Lil' Steve Ray Vaughn!

— Questionable Content, strip #477

Why should army men be the only ones to name their weapons?

Some guys get a kick out of naming their penis. The female equivalent (genitalia or breasts) is rarer, but not unheard of; a woman referring to her own breasts as "the girls" seems to be fairly common. The names themselves vary; sometimes it's their own name with 'Little' in front of it, sometimes it's something meaningful, like a reminder of a particular night, and sometimes it's just plain for fun. In real life, though sharing is rarely done with those capable of caring.

What these examples tend not to mention is why a man would voluntarily use the word 'little' in the description of his penis. It seems to be a form of anthropomorphism, in which the penis is thought of as a person (who, obviously, is littler than the real person who gave the penis its name...Or Is It)?

Arguably, the trope namer is Robin Williams who appears to have introduced the phrase "shaking hands with Mr. Happy" way back in 1979.

See Meet My Good Friends Lefty and Righty for those who name the non-intimate parts of their body. Also see Unusual Euphemism. Compare and contrast The Body Parts That Must Not Be Named, when people avoid the proper words for the bathing suit parts. I Call It "Vera" is when someone gives a personal name to the other kind of weapon.

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Examples:

Anime & Manga

• In Crayon Shin-chan, Shin-chan calls his "Mr. Elephant."
• Eden of the East almost always has its characters refer to penises as "Johnnies."
• Konosuba: Megumin nicknames Kazuma's penis "Excalibur".
• Jirou's Piko-Piko Meter in Otogi no Machi no Rena, describing his gauge for prurience.
• Brief in Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt refers to his Gag Penis as "Mr. Sticky" in the last episode.
• In Rent-A-Girlfriend, Kazuya calls his penis "Little Kazuya Junior," often when he's about to get an erection (which he describes as Little Kazuya Junior "growing up").
• In Soul Eater, when Black Star sees Crona has three swords for his three arms, he claims he does as well: his ninja sword (Tsubaki's current form), his hand, and his "ultimate man weapon". Black Star then asks if Crona also has one of those, prompting Ragnarok to once again attempt to pull Crona's robe up.
  • Earlier in the story, when Black Star challenges Patty to a sparring match, Black Star decides to "make it fair for her" by having Tsubaki tie his hands behind his back. Patty, seeing that he's distracted, decides to kick him in the nuts. He immediately collapses, and begs Kim to use her healing magic on "Little Black Star".
• In To Love Ru, the girls often call Rito a "beast" for being an Accidental Pornomancer, but Yami once used it as a Double Entendre for his penis when he ended up naked and unconscious in front of her.

Comedy

• Jeff Dunham: Achmed the Dead Terrorist has a "phantom wee-wee".
  "His name is Robert. Unless it's really cold; then it's Bob."
• Scottish comic Daniel Sloss refers to his as (what else?) "The Slossage."
• Robin Williams specifically used this term (often), and is likely the Trope Namer.

Comic Books

• In issue 68 of the Futurama comic book, Fry refers to his genitals as "Colonel Cuckoo and the Clackers".
• Invoked in one issue of Quantum and Woody, as a female character is trying on a skin-tight body suit created by Quantum for his unrequited love interest.
  "Makes me wonder who he designed it for, though — 36C seems a little optimistic, yes? ...And I'm just a tad weirded out about the amount of thought the man gave to the antibacterial microweave nestling Miss Kitty..."
• The story about WILQ – Superbohater dating and eventually falling in love with Słaby Wielbłąd is appropriately titled The Love Rapier.

Fan Works

• In Beginning to Question, "Little Harry" is rechristened "Harry Jr." by Hermione and her co-wives. Also, Hermione's mother mentions that one of Hermione's father's fellow servicemen called his "Hot Rod" because he drove it fast and wild.
• In Big Trouble in Old England Su Li refers to her vagina as her "black cat."
• In Cadence in A Minor, during foreplay with Princess Cadence, Shining Armor notes that "The Prince" has awoken. In another part of the story, he calls it "Little Shiny".
• From the Equestria Girls fan fic Cracks, we get this bit of dialogue when the girls learn that convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover has escaped prison.
  "Oh, I do hope he doesn't return to Canterlot," Rarity moaned. "I just know he'll go after my precious powdered sugar donut!"
  The other girls slooooooooowly turned to stare at Rarity.
  "Thanks for that, Rarity," Sunset Shimmer said dryly. "I could've gone my whole life without knowing your pet name for your anus."
• Domoverse: From For Master when Sam is delivering a Groin Attack:
  As Bobby went to kick me again, I grabbed his foot in one hand, rocking slightly. My fingers probably felt like a vice through the cheap runners. Standing up, his foot came with me, a quick jerk had him on his back, his head thumped down on the hard floor painfully. I winced in sympathy, but didn't let go.
  While he was momentarily stunned, I knelt down, one knee on his stomach, the other one putting just a bit of pressure on his crotch.
  He rocked uselessly trying to free himself. Getting bored of the fight, and wanting to see if I could salvage my nose, I put some weight onto his balls, he gasped in pain. "I can hurt you a lot more, now are you going to stop fighting?"
  Bobby spent another thirty seconds cursing and swearing, so I had to put more weight on his Mr. Happy, he smartened up and went limp.
• Edward Cullen's "mancarrot" (which may actually be a less horrible term than "throbbing lavender man-fruit thing", another description from the same fic) from Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen.
• In For Love of Magic, Harry's penis is given a nickname by Luna Lovegood: "Pokey the Impregnator."
• Hetalia: Axis Powers:
  • There a fic where England claims that France has named his. France doesn't deny it.
  "The Cold War was a conflict of ideologies!" America shouted. "Ideologies! Why are Europeans so sick?"
  "Most of us manage to discuss ideologies with our trousers on," France said.
  "This from the man who refers to his todger as the Norman Invasion," commented England, somewhat muffled by the hand that still veiled his face.
  "Only because they both left such a profound impact on your culture, you inbred little savage."
  • And since different parts of their bodies represent different areas of their nation, it's pretty common for names of areas or famous buildings to be used in this way. Florida, Big Ben, and the Eiffel Tower have all been used on more than one occasion.
• jo Bekke At Hugwrts has 'Little Darryl', a talking penis.
• The West Wing fanfic The Joshua Monologues names Josh Lyman's penis "Spongebob." Donna Moss gets the corresponding "Squarepants."
• Remnant's Reclaimer: Yang named her breasts "Ein" ("One", her right) and "Zwei" ("Two", her left). When questioned about this, she says she named their dog Zwei after her boob and not the other way around. Yang then asks Future!Ruby if she named her "baps," even as a joke, but Future!Ruby denies having done so.
• In the Star Trek: Voyager Parody Fic Software Error, Chakotay refers to his alternately as the Hyperspanner of Heaven, Great Totem Pole of the Equator, and Angry Warrior of Love (The Terror of Cardassia).
  Not even the Obsidian Order's best agent, Seska, had been able to defeat this mighty weapon of the Maquis.
• In This Bites!, Merry has to be held back and is told to "calm [her] tits". She insists that her tits are calm and even names the left one Siddhartha Buddha and the right one Vardhamana Mahavira to demonstrate their level of calm. She then insists that the rest of her is furious.
• In Tomorrow's Doom, Aiko calls her breasts "Masa" and "Mune".
• Storm from Total Drama Legacy insistently refers to her breasts as her "sha-boobies".
• The FF.Net CSI fanfic "What if Our CSIs Were On Facebook?" by Simply Laura has a general nickname of "tarantula" (long story) and Grissom's is Stevie to differentiate it from his actual tarantula.

Films — Live-Action

• In The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, the protagonist refers to his as "Stanley".
  Ford: Like the commercial; Stanley - The Power Drill!
• Brian Fantana in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy has a name for his penis. It's called "the Octagon". He's also nicknamed his testicles: his left one is "James Westfall" and his right one is "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater." You ladies play your cards right... you just might get to meet the whole gang.
• Austin Powers:
  • Austin Powers calls his Wedding tackle, meat and two veg, lads, undercarriage.
  • Fat Bastard calls his "Willy/willie", "Mommy-Daddy Button" and "Nuts".
  • Dr Evil named his left gonad “Piss” and his right “Vinnegar” but when hit he uses the common slang “balls.”
  • Goldmember calls his Winkie.
• Axeman: Randy calls his penis "Peter Meter."
• The Big Lebowski has the Germans threatening to cut off the Dude's "Chonson", which gets soon picked up by the Dude.
  The Dude: Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!
  Donnie: What do you need that for, Dude?
• In Bluebeard (1972), Erika (Nathalie Delon) introduces her breasts as Jasmine and Cyclamen.
• Boa vs. Python: Two teenagers are making out in a car, and the guy tells the girl to "let Lester take over".
• Early in the movie Chaos Theory, there is a competition to see who has the best name for their penis. Two of the names are "Master of the Universe, Defender of our Galaxy" and "Truth".
• In Duplex, Alex's is called "Mr. Peabody" and thanks to a mistake by his wife, everybody including his mother knows this.
• In the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days this is hilariously subverted by having the girlfriend naming her boyfriend's penis "Princess Sophia". He complains by saying that, if she has to name his parts, it should be a more masculine name, "something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"
• In Hunk, Bradley has nicknamed his penis 'Oscar'. After being magically transformed into the title hunk, he looks down his trunk and is astounded by what he sees and comments that it is definitely not Oscar.
• In The Love Guru Pitka calls his testicles the common slang “balls.” Coach Cherkoff calls his scrotum his “dink-bag”
• Monty Python's The Meaning of Life does a song of which the sole purpose is getting as many of these as possible in one minute.
• In My Fellow Americans, we learn in a bathroom scene that the two ex-presidents (Russell P. Kramer and Matt Douglas) have named theirs "The First Penis" and "Blinky", respectively.
• In the movie North Dallas Forty, the football player portrayed by Mac Davis refers to his as "John Henry."
• In the film PCU, the following exchange happens:
  Droz: Droz: Hi, is Sam in there?
  Womynist #1: "In there"? What the hell's that supposed to mean?
  Womynist #2: Yeah, cock-man-oppressor!
  Droz: Why, thank you. Could you just tell her that Mr. Pokey stopped by?
  Womynist #1: [to Sam, angrily] You participated in a phallus-naming ceremony?
• The 1971 British comedy Percy involves a young man who loses his penis in an accident and receives a different one via transplant. He gives his new organ the title name.
• In Poseidon, Emmy Rossum's character refers to her breasts as "the twins."
• In the movie Shanghai Noon Owen Wilson's character Roy O'Bannon calls his penis "Little Roy".
• In Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th, Doughy refers to his penis as "Thor's Hammer." He mistakenly believes that the Big Dipper is this for the constellation Orion.
• In The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie, Toxie refers to his penis as "John Henry" just before urinating on Satan to put out the flames projecting from his body.
• The female version occurs in Varsity Blood. Head cheerleader Tina has nicknamed her breasts 'Brad' and 'Brother', and talks to them; telling them they are going make her rich some day.
• When asked in health class to give examples of slang terms for the male erection, Jonathon Moxon of Varsity Blues reels off a list, some of which include naming member itself, including "Tall Tommy," "Mr. Morbis" and "Mr. Mushroomhead."
• In We're the Millers, Edie Fitzgerald refers to her vibrator as Joe Morgan.
• In Without a Paddle, the other characters refer to Dan's penis as Jabba, as in Jabba the Hutt.

Jokes

• A man walks into a bar and realizes a couple steps in that it's a gay bar. He's too thirsty to leave so he decides to stick around. The waiter walks up to him and says "What's the name of your penis?"
  "Hey look, I'm not into any of that stuff. I just want a drink."
  "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you unless you tell me the name of your penis. For example, mine is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just do it.' The guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers because it really satisfies." The customer looks dumbfounded so the waiter says he'll give him a minute to think about it and walks off.
  The customer asks the man to the left of him "What's the name of your penis?"
  "Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
  He turns to the man on his right and says "And what's the name of yours?"
  "Ford, because quality is job one."
  The customer thinks for a minute then says to the waiter "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."
  "Secret? Why Secret?"
  "Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
• Did you hear the one about the Mexican with two penises? He named the left one "José" and the right one "Hose B."

Literature

• In American Psycho, a private investigator asks Bateman about Paul Owen (whom Bateman actually murdered). He thinks to himself: "How could I describe Paul Owen to this guy? Boasting, arrogant, cheerful dickhead who constantly weaseled his way out of checks at Nell's? That I'm heir to the unfortunate information that his penis had a name and that name was Michael?"
• Older Than Print: In "The Porter and the Three Ladies of Baghdad" (one of the stories of Arabian Nights), the ladies refer to their genitals as "the basil of the bridges", "the husked sesame", and "the Khan of Abu Mansur", and so the porter calls his privates "mule Burst all", because it eats the two former items and spends the night in the latter.
• One of the villains in Brothers, William Goldman's weird sequel to Marathon Man, calls his penis "The Envy of All Mankind," which should give you some idea of both his attitude and the book's writing.
• The Change Room: In a variation, Shar turns out to have a name for her large strap-on dildo: Stacey.
• Day 3, Story 10 from The Decameron has Rustico's "the Devil" and Alibech's "Hell".
• In Doing It, by Melvin Burgess, one of the boys calls his "Mr. Knobby Knobster."
• In the YA series Drama!, a well-endowed female character refers to her breasts as "the girls".
• Averted in Fifty Shades of Grey. Christian says he wants Ana to be "on first-name terms" with his "favourite body part", but he never actually mentions what he calls it.
• Who can forget Judy Blume's Forever? "Katherine... I'd like you to meet Ralph."
• In The Frog King Evie refers to her nether regions as 'the Jiffy Lube'.
• Sue Limb's YA book series, starting with Girl, 15, Charming But Insane: Meet Jess Jordan, our 15-year-old heroine, and her small breasts, nicknamed Bonnie and Clyde.
• Robert Anton Wilson likes this one; a character from Illuminatus! calls his Polyphemus because it has one eye, rhymes with penis and is a giant, while Wildeblood from Schrodinger's Cat calls his Ulysses because it had a tendency to invade dark, forbidden spaces.
• The female variant is seen in The Iron Dragon's Daughter. In fact, the female characters hold naming ceremonies for their vaginas. The main character's is "Little Jane". Boys have names for their bits as well, but its never mentioned if they have a similar ceremony.
• In the John Rain series, Friendly Sniper Dox has what one of his many girlfriends dubbed "Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster".
• In Lady Chatterley's Lover by D. H. Lawrence, the two protagonists (Lady Constance Chatterley and Oliver Mellors) call their private parts "Lady Jane" and "John Thomas", respectively.
• In one of the Outlander books, Brianna is accosted and raped by Stephen Bonnet, who calls his Le Roi, French for "The King".
• In Catherine Anderson's Perfect Timing, Harrigan stepmother Dee called her vibrator "Mr. Purple". Ceara later buys one called "Mr. Midas" for use in the bedroom with Quincy.
• Larry Underwood called his "Mr. Sparky" in his internal thoughts in one chapter of The Stand.
• "Still Life with Boobs" by Anne Harris: a short story about people whose body parts run away and have fun without them, including a woman's breasts named George and Gracie and a man's penis named Frank.
• Joseph Paxton in Catherine Anderson's Summer Breeze refers to his penis as "Old Glory" several times throughout the book, both mentally and vocally.
• In Tipping the Velvet, Diana Lethaby calls her dildo Monsieur.

Live-Action TV

• Sally from 3rd Rock from the Sun named her breasts Veronique and Cindy.
• In the first episode of Blackadder II, when Edmund goes to the doctor:
  Edmund: It's a problem with my manservant.
  Doctor: Right. Well, just pop your 'manservant' on the table and we'll take a look at him.
  Edmund: N-No, it's my real manservant.
• The Broad City episode "Witches" reveals that Ilana has named her vagina after Abbi.
• Lanie on Castle has made multiple mentions of "The Girls."
• In the Comedy Central Roast Of Pamela Anderson, she finished her section and the show by thanking her best and more helpful friends she had on her career: Poncho and Lefty.
• Bobby from Cougar Town call his penis "Little Travis". Which, not incidentally, is also his son's name.
  Bobby: I call all my favorite things Travis.
  Travis: That's... oddly flattering.
• Patrick from Coupling calls his "Jr. Patrick" or "Partner".
• Rebecca from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend calls her breasts "Bonnie" and "Clyde." Also, her ovaries are apparently named "Hustle" and "Flow". When she starts seeing Nathaniel and they start using Harry Potter references in bed, he mentions to call her vagina "The Sorting Hat".
• The Daily Show: After hearing Anthony Weiner make the claim that he "could not say with certitude" whether or not the person in the infamous pictures was him, Jon Stewart joked that "Certitude" might just be a nickname.
• Dead Like Me: Mason calls his "The Loch Ness Monster". The name is apparently appropriate, judging from Daisy's reaction to seeing it, though that may have been as much from surprise as anything else.
• In an episode of Desperate Housewives, Tom refers to Lynette's (now bigger, thanks to her pregnancy) boobs as "The Supremes", and his genitalia as "Benny and the Jets".
• Dharma & Greg: While on a Vision Quest, Dharma tells Jane that Greg named her breasts Lyle and Erik, "because they're a couple of killers".
• On The Drew Carey Show, Oswald nicknamed his genitals "the Olsen twins".
• One female contestant on Elimidate claimed that she'd win the man because she has "the Big Dogs".
• During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Steve Harvey referred to his penis as "Russell". Ellen did a double take to the camera.
• Friends: Joey Tribbiani calls his the Little General. He used to call it the Little Major, but he claims that "after Denise DeMarco [he] had to promote it".
• Referenced/parodied in an episode of The Golden Girls:
  Blanche: My doctor wants to put a pacemaker in me!
  Sophia: Everybody's got a nickname for it!
• Katie from Great News referred to her girls as "Bebop and Rocksteady."
• In Green Wing, Alan calls Joanna's vagina "the growler".
• Have You Been Paying Attention?:
  • Following the death of Paul Orndorff:
    Chrissie Swan: Mr. Wonderful died this week. Who was Mr. Wonderful?
    Kitty Flannagan: Isn't that what Marty calls his penis?
  • And after wrestling fan Sam Pang talked about how the first WrestleMania featured tag-team match of Mr. Wonderful and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper vs. Hulk Hogan and Mr. T, there was this exchange:
    Marty Sheargold: I call my penis all of those.
    Chrissie Swan: [quizzically] "Rowdy" Roddy Piper?
    Marty Sheargold: That's my favourite.
  • On another episode, contestants were shown a picture of a silver toy which bore an unfortunate resemblance to a dildo and asked to identify what it it was. After much hilarity, Ed finally got around to giving the correct answer:
  Ed Kavalee: It's Elon Musk's rocket...Blue Origin.
  Kitty Flannagan: That's what he calls it.
• How I Met Your Mother:
  • When Barney has Lily paint a nude portrait of him, he complains that she left out "Little Barney, Barnacle Jr, my Barnana, my Barnito Supremo!"
  • It's sometimes hinted that Marshall's nickname "Big Fudge" may also be used to refer to his penis; at one point when he can't quite get going, he asks Lily to "please excuse Medium-sized Fudge".
  • The female equivalent appears in a different episode, where a drunk girl offers everyone to name her breasts. Barney's suggestion is "Hannity and Colmes". Also, Marshall's mom refers to her breasts as the "Minnesota Twins".
• Danny on Las Vegas refers to Delinda's breasts as "the Twins". It's unclear if it's him or her that gave them that name.
• When appearing on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Sarah Silverman said that she made a joke on Twitter about his boyfriend naming his penis "The Great Christine Baranski", only for the media to think that she was serious, and that her real boyfriend (at the time), Michael Sheen, actually calls his penis that.
• In Married... with Children, Al calls Peggy's breasts "the guys." Peggy calls them "the girls".
• On Mock the Week, an answer to an unknown question was. 'Serious, Risky and Heroic'. Russell Howard chimes up with the question 'What are the nicknames of my cock and two balls?'. David Mitchell (comedian, not the writer) says that Heroic should be the cock, and Frankie Boyle questions how Risky got in there in the first place.
• On Murphy Brown, Corky calls her breasts Susan and Sharon. Murphy later refers to hers as Woodward and Bernstein.
• New Girl:
  • On the Valentine's Day episode, Jess is determined to have a one-night stand. She tells Cece, "Tonight's all about what Little Jess wants."
  • Schmidt, meanwhile, refers to his organ as "Hector J".
  • And let's not forget (as shown in "Fancyman, Part 2") Harold and Kumar, alias Cece's breasts.
• Played with in the NYPD Blue episode "Head Case". One plotline is about Detective Martinez handling a stalker who has been following veteran adult film actress Vanessa Del Rio. Martinez asks Del Rio if he could get a signed poster of her for his friend Manny. Del Rio immediately latches on to the idea "Manny" is what Martinez calls his penis, despite his firm denials. Just to make the case crystal clear, Manny himself comes in at the end of the episode to pick up the poster, with others wondering why his name is written on it in quotation marks.
• On Party of Five Julia (Neve Campbell) overhears that Sarah (Jennifer Love Hewitt) named her breasts. Later Julia tells Sarah that she has spilled ice cream on Thelma, "or is that one Louise?"
• Mark from Peep Show calls his penis "Captain Corrigan". ("Captain Corrigan is standing to attention", Captain Corrigan reporting for duty", etc.)
• In the Brazilian comedy Sai De Baixo, which all Brazilian tropers in this site must remember, there was a character who nicknamed his manhood "Bill Clinton". It was the nineties.
• Scrubs
  • JD is scared of somebody else doing this to his, after an ex called his "Little Buddy", although he and others have referred to it as on occasion as "Little JD". He already has a name for it, "Mr. Peeps", complete with British accent.
  • Carla and Elliot both name their vagina after an art teacher (Miss Priscilla and Mr Hoober respectively).
  • Laverne's breasts are named Paris and Nicky.
    Carla: You named your breasts after the Hilton sisters?
    Laverne: Other way around, sugar.
  • When Ted comments on two newly hired nurses cleavage, The Todd seemingly offended tells Ted they have names, before naming their cleavage.
    Ted: These two new nurses have wonderful breasts.
    The Todd: Hey, they have names! [pointing to each breast] Tina, Marge, Sloppy and Mr Snuggles.
    Laverne: Sloppy is bigger than Mr Snuggles.
  • Turk's testicles are named Lamont and Grady.
• On Sex and the City, Trey and Charlotte were having problems in bed, and their therapist suggested that they name their genitals so they could talk about it. Charlotte named hers "Rebecca" and Trey named his "Schooner".
• On Skins, Tony (and then Sid) refers to Sid's cock as Mr. Happy.
• On Smallville, Lois Lane walks in on Clark Kent taking a shower. Clark protests, but she says she's already seen "Clark Junior" before, so what's the big deal?
• Nathan of Sugar Rush names his "Mr. Perky" in one episode.
• That '70s Show:
  • Eric finds out Donna calls her breasts "The Twins".
    Kelso: Hey guys, guess which part of my body I nicknamed "Pink Floyd".
  • After Red catches Fez in the shower, Fez reveals that he calls his "Pepe".
• Captain Jack of Torchwood refers to his as "the captain and his two lieutenants."
• Two and a Half Men:
  • One episode has the main characters, and one Mauve Shirt, compare names for theirs.
  • In the episode "You Know What's The Lollipop's For", Missi (Miley Cyrus) calls her breasts "Kim and Khloe".
• Gaz Wilkinson of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps names his "Mr. Nudge".
• The Wayans Bros.: A famous art critic walks into the Neidermeyer Building (where Shawn, Marlon, and Pops work) as Marlon is painting. Apparently impressed with his art, she asks him "What do you call your piece?" His response? "Mister Happy." ^note He wasn't referring to the painting
• On Will & Grace, Karen referred to her breasts as "license" and "registration" while flashing a cop who pulled her over. Then she made them talk.

Music

• A capella group The Bobs have a song entitled "She Made Me Name You Earl," which is two minutes and fifty-eight seconds of nothing but this trope.
• "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton. (Although it may be more a description than an actual proper name.)
• A Tom Green song "Pet Names For Genitalia" (here) lists many examples of this trope to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire".
• Adam Sandler has a recurring skit on his Stan & Judy's Kid album about a guy whose names for his penis always turn women off in the heat of the moment. Among those names are "tallywacker," "jimma-jamma" and "pud"
• The Jellyfish song "He's My Best Friend" uses a Hurricane of Euphemisms to describe the protagonist's private parts, with some refernces to masturbation thrown in for good measure.
• The XTC song "Pink Thing" about a guy who is obsessed with something he calls "Pink Thing". According to Andy Partridge, the song can be applied either to genitalia or to a father cradling his son.
  Anytime you rise, I'm here,
  And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
  You make me want to laugh,
  You make me want to cry,
  When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
  Pink thing.
• "Weird Al" Yankovic has a song titled "Headline News" where he recounts the Lorena Bobbitt story: a man who made his wife very angry and woke up the next morning to find that "Mister Happy was missing."
  He couldn't quite explain it
  It had always just been there...
• The Starbomb song "It's Dangerous to Go Alone" at one point has the old man refer to his genitals as "Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew".
• The song "Coconuts" by Kim Petras is filled with as many of these as possible for one's boobs; in addition to the titular "my coconuts," highlights include "the twins," "Cartier and Tiffany," "Mary-Kate and Ashley," "hot air balloons," and "margheri-tatas."

Podcasts

• Random Assault: There has been a discussion about the names of the hosts' members before.

Pro Wrestling

• The Rock has "The People's Strudel".
• D-Generation X once spied on Vince McMahon using security cameras. Vince calls his André the Giant!
• Triple H used to call his "the big bazooka" and "my soldier that stands at attention", mainly to irritate then-Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter.
• Ric Flair calls his penis "Space Mountain", because "it's the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line."

Radio

• Female example: On The John Boy And Billy Big Show, the guys started referring to Assistant Producer Jackie Curry-Lynch's breasts as "the twins" after she got implants.
• On the Martin/Molloy radio show, the character Haughty Mick referred to his penis as 'Yul Brynner'.
• On The Now Show Jon Holmes admitted that his wife calls his 'Little Jonathan'.

Theatre

• In the Chespirito play "11 & 12", Chespirito's character calls his testicles with those numbers (and the rest of his limbs with other numbers, "1" for the head, for example). He donates one of his testicles to another man who lost his in a traffic accident and one of the big comedic sequences of the play is everybody in the cast tossing an accidental Hurricane of Euphemisms about bad things that are going to happen at different times of the day, with the worst of it for eleven and twelve o’clock.
• Me and My Dick takes place in a world where people can talk to their genitals, who are personified by actors dressed like dicks and pussies. In the former camp are the protagonist's penis "Dick", Weenie and Big Tallywhacker, and in the latter are Miss Cooter, Flopsy and The Old Snatch.
• The Vagina Monologues has a monologue about the healing experience of holding a naming ceremony for the female speaker's genitals - renaming it from "Itsy-Bitsy" to "Vulva." Admittedly the latter is the correct medical term, but the ceremony and sensuality she attributed to it make it an example of this trope.
• One of the guests in Lippa's The Wild Party is quick to correct his hooker Dolores about the proper name for his penis.
  Dolores: It's called Good Heavens!
  Man: Dolores, I'm a very, very busy producer.
  Dolores: You gotta give 'em a chance!
  Man: Well, can they write a tune? Can they inspire a nation? Y'know, "c'mon kid, c'mon kid, Alexander's Ragtime Band..." Now there's a great tune for ya. Can they touch Irving?
  Dolores: [putting her hand on his crotch] I can touch Irving.
  Man: ...His name's George.
• A Very Potter Sequel gives us Big D (Dumbledore) and Little D (Draco)

Video Games

• In Deadpool (2013), after Rogue absorbs Deadpool's powers, she quips that "the girls" are perkier than ever, while feeling herself up.
• The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind: In the 36 Lessons of Vivec, Tribunal deity Vivec refers to his penis as a spear named MUATRA, or "Milk Taker." He uses it to kill his own monster children (conceived after having sex with the Daedric Prince of Rape and Domination, Molag Bal) and to have sex with fellow Physical God Almalexia.
• A bar-girl in the enhanced GBA port of Final Fantasy VI calls her "twins" Humpty and Dumpty. This was Bowdlerised in earlier localizations of the game.
• It took until Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work to learn what Larry Laffer calls his equipment, but it was worth waiting for: Bucephalus.
• In Mass Effect 3, apparently Joker nicknamed his *ahem* "joystick" "Admiral Winky".
• In Sengoku Rance, Rance calls his... the "Hyper Weapon". He sings about it in an occasion.
• In Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Dahlia claims that Harry nicknamed her breasts "Sid and Nancy".

Web Animation

• DEATH BATTLE!:
  • Boomstick decided to name his penis "Righteous Indignation", after Bucky O'Hare's spaceship.
    Wiz: This tough frigate needs a full crew to operate, but its pivoting maser cannon packs a deadly punch.
    Boomstick: Enough about my genitals, Wiz, let's get back to the rabbit!
  • Later, Boomstick decides to change it to "Gigantic Omega Storm".
• In the PONY.MOV short "PARTY.MOV", some bystanders start photographing Pinkie Pie from the rear after she drunkenly tumbles over. Pinkie pleads them not to photograph her "pretty pink princess".

Webcomics

• Bud, in 1977:The Comic, really does call his "Mr Happy".
• Achewood: Roast Beef calls his Dracula.
  Ray: "Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"
• In Ansem Retort, Zexion named his penis "The Torrent". Axel named his Jack the Ripper. He also named his testicles Slashy and Stabby.
• Building 12: Right after Shane convinces a bunch of aliens that the squishy things on one of the "boys"' chests were bags of nitroglycerin, thereby getting the aliens to release them for fear of being suicide-bombed, Alex (the girl in question) says, "Hey, give a little credit to Thelma and Louise here!" as the others are congratulating Shane.
• A woman from Channel Ate named her dildo Stan. Does that count?
• In the webcomic Don't Forget to Validate Your Parking, Mike's agent suggests that he become a stripper, using the name format something demonic — penis name. In case you're wondering, Mike's is "Left Eye Lou" (after CNN pundit Lou Dobbs) and his agent's is "The Summer Tentpole".
• In El Goonish Shive, Ellen has been known to refer to her chest as "the Wonder Twins".
• Hijinks Ensue: Josh just doesn't have one name. He has many names for his junk.
• The Order of the Stick:
  • Roy calls his The Trouser Titan. Everyone is amused to find this out. Like many tropes, this is lampshaded.
    Roy: There is no way I'm saying goodbye to the Trouser Titan just so I can fool some lame-ass assassins.
    Elan: ...You call it the "Trouser Titan"?
    Roy: NOT THE POINT!
  • Belkar, being The Nicknamer, get into it too:
    Belkar: Hey Sweet Thing, wanna hold my Rod of Lordly Might?
• Penny Arcade: Gabe's penis has many names.
  "Right in the Mean Bean Machine!"
• In Queen of Wands, it's mentioned that Felix's Penis is named Mr. Winky... after he asked his wife Shannon why she called all the zombies she was shooting in a game after it.
• Questionable Content:
  • Steve, as quoted above, calls his Steve Ray Vaughn.
  • Faye, meanwhile, calls her left boob, which is a bit saggier than the right, the Underachiever.
• In Roomies!, It's Walky!, Joyce and Walky!, David Walkerton calls his "Li'l Walky".
• In Sandra on the Rocks, Marie turns out to be one of those occasional female instances; her choice is predictably adorkable.
• Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Behold... The Singularity!
• Robin DeSanto in Shortpacked! refers to her breasts as 'Team Robin'.
• Skin Horse: Tip's tackle is called The Light of Culture and Reason. It was named by a girl with an imperialism thing, apparently.
  • In a later strip, Unity is told to find Dr. Colloid's daughter in "the Most Delightful Place on Earth". Her search doesn't take long.
• It was a running joke for awhile in Sluggy Freelance that Gwynn's repeated references to her "monkeys" were actually references to her breasts (they weren't). "Loofah" was also a reference to part of Gwynn's anatomy. Except not.

Web Original

• Not Always Related has a female example.
• Whateley Universe:
  • From Silver Linings 2 (Parts 2-9), when Stacey's trying to hide that she's partway through a Gender Bender and checking her visibility status:
    Well, her penis, such as it was, was still dangling in plain sight, but Mr. Happy's Luggage was nowhere to be seen.
  • From I looked into the Abyss, and it Winked (Parts 3 - 6), after Josh had a Gender Bender and returned to reality after being ripped out it:
    I acclimated to the shift in reality was ten times better than being in the classroom back in real reality with my pants down around my ankles, a pedophile teacher grinning at me, and the school bully and school bitch ogling my lack of Mr. Happy.

Web Videos

• In Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Captain Hammer notes to the protagonist, by way of taunting him about having sex with his would-be girlfriend, that, "She's with Captain Hammer, and these [lifts his fists] are not the hammer." After a Beat, he then proceeds to explain the joke: "The hammer is my penis."
• Averted in Dragon Ball Z Abridged, when Vegeta (while a giant screen focuses on his crotch) yells out that he's going to unleash his giant monkey... form (screen jumps to his face as the crowd sighs in relief).
  Man in crowd: Thank God, I thought he meant penis!
• Geek Therapy has an episode where a non-geek-guy goes to a therapist because he can't talk to geek girls. Why? Because when one asked "Do you have a gun named Vera" he assumed she was talking about this trope.
  Therapist: She wasn't.
• In The Guild, Zaboo calls his "Mister Fuzzy", and "Mr. Wiggly" in Season Three.
• In episode 15 of Naruto: The Abridged Series, the Hokage comments, "Now, theme songs, those are something that can get 'Little Hokage' up in the morning."
• Hellsing Ultimate Abridged has this when Seras rips an enormous bomb out of a bulkhead to use as a bludgeon.
  Pip: Wow! That's almost as big as My Love For You!
  Seras: D'you mean your erection?
  Pip: That is what I call it, oui.
• The Spoony Experiment: in a Shout-Out to Ric Flair, who often uses "Space Mountain" as a innuendo:
  I'd show her Space Mountain. (Beat) Space Mountain is my penis.

Western Animation

• Beavis and Butt-Head frequently refer to their penises as "The Captain."
  Butt-head: Don't forget to take one of the Captain.
  Beavis: [shoving a camera down his pants and laughing maniacally] I'm going to need you to stand up straight!
  • An interview the two did to advertise their movie reveals that Beavis refers to his nads as "Bon bons".
• Bob's Burgers:
  • In "The Belchies", Linda calls Bob's penis "Girl".
    Bob: Wait, why is it a girl?
    Linda: Because it's a pretty brunette, like Catherine Zeta-Jones.
  • In "World Wharf II", Fanny has named her breasts Milo and Otis.
• On The Cleveland Show when Cleveland was trying to find his son, Cleveland Jr., a friend, he asked a kid if he'd like to "play with Cleveland Jr." not realizing the kid was actually an adult undercover cop who thought he was talking about his penis. He's promptly arrested. Fortunately it got cleared up, as he is driving home in the next scene, lampshading the misunderstanding.
• On Family Guy, this trope is (like many other jokes) run so far past excessive that it Crosses the Line Twice with Peter, who we not only find out has called his penis "Danny Aiello" (after the actor of films like Do the Right Thing), but a Cutaway Gag shows that he carries on conversations with his penis in bed (with Lois next to him and a bit disturbed at what she's seeing) like it was the actual Mr. Aiello.
• Futurama
  • Bender calls his antenna "Little Bender." It's implied throughout the show that a male robot's antenna is his penis equivalent.
  • Leela calls her breasts her "Girls".
  • In "Benderama", a heavily inebriated Hermes asks an equally inebriated Zoidberg if he wants to see a picture of his "Boy", which turns out to be his penis.
• In The Legend of Vox Machina, after diving into an acid pit to help disarm a trap, Grog asks his surrogate sister Pike if "Captain Winky" is still there. She confirms it's "still hangin' low".
• The Simpsons:
  • Subverted in "Girls Just Want to Have Sums" when Springfield Elementary becomes sex-segregated, Bart proclaims happily that he can now walk around with "Bart Junior" hanging out...and then whips out Bart Junior, who turns out to be a frog. A frog who immediately croaks, in subtitles: "I thought he was talking about his penis".
  • Selma refers to her breasts as her "boys" when she takes her top off while in a hot tub in "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony".
  Homer: Wouldn't they be "girls"?
  Selma: Mine are boys.
• Spliced: In the episode "Juice", Entree reveals to Peri that he has named all of the teats on his udder. In order, he introduces Nugget, Pokey, Cranky, Commodore Uddersworth, Trina, AJ, Nipplecles, and...
  Peri: What about that one?
  Entree: I dare not speak his name. It gives him power.
  (lightning flashes behind Entree)
• From A Very Venture Christmas:
  Hank: [looking at a Nativity scene] Whoops! Baby Jesus is out of the manger!
  Brock: Wha? [looks down at his fly]

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