"I wonder how Austria's doing..." "Oh! He's been here the whole time!" "...HE HAS?!"

The result of England's summoning ritual.

"It's something you do with someone you like. DO YOU LIKE ME, ITALY?"

Busby's Chair.

"Vodkaaaaaaa..."

England starts singing as the Allies roast marshmallows, scaring the crap out of America.

Romano trying to use a mustache to make Germany look stupid... only from Germany's view, it looks like HE has a mustache.

Sealand talking with Lithuania on how to be acknowledged as a nation, random cut to Russia eavesdropping with one of the creepiest "=D" faces ever.

Italy tackle-hugging Japan, responded to with Japan acting like he's just lost his virginity. "That was my first time... You must assume responsibility!"

The Roman Empire rises out of the ocean... And proceeds to Rick Roll the Axis and Allies. Twice.

"My vital regions!"

"I'm a tomato box fairy! I'm here to be your friend!"

"ICE CREEEEEEEEEEAM~" *splat*

The first time you hear anyone other than Italy singing Marukaite Chikyuu in the anime.

Veneziano cheerfully introduces Romano to Germany and tells him to say hi. Instead, Romano tells Germany to eat lead. (Changed in the dub to "Suck my balls, you dumb potato-eater". ...huh.)

Within the first thirty seconds of his Image Song, Prussia starts to laugh maniacally. And then starts coughing from it.

"But all I have is Machiavelli..."

England is a not a happy drunk.

"But sometimes, you have to be strict!" "Strict! Paw out! Squish squish squish squish squish squish - aaaaaahhhh! This is mutiny! Mutiny!"

"IT'S A CALENDAR."

Italy's announcement at the meeting of nations.

The Doitsu Song.

France thinking back on his war history.

Veneziano Italy trying to tell Romano that Germany's really not so bad, and plus, "In the summer, he's going to come over to my house and we'll pitch a tent in the park~!" (this has been changed in the dub to a joke about Germany being the whitest person Italy's ever met, and about keeping liquor stores out of your neighborhood. ... which totally matches the above joke.)

Manga: Russia's offer to help Estonia after his website was hacked. Being Russia, of course, he would attempt to solve the problem the way he normally does: "With this Magical Stick!" ~holds up the now-infamous water faucet~

The Italy brothers getting in a fight, with N. Italy calling Germany for help, and Germany thinking that he's hearing something inappropriate on the other end of the line..

Veneziano constantly calling Germany for help when the other countries battle him with an effective tactic: tapping him on the head repeatedly!!!

Most of Canada's scenes, in a sadistic sort of way. Mr. Cellophane, that shoulda been his name.

Germania tells Rome to talk about something other than wine, women and fighting. Rome looks stricken and says "That only leaves seafood!"

America's "retarded" planes.

Russia writes to France's radio show for advice on love. France, being helpful, offers him a pick up line: "Say 'I want to get to your bed. How should I do it?' and that's it!"

Spain and Austria sitting down to talk while both Italies, as little kids, sit together. "CUTE! SO CUUUUUUUTE!"

Prussia's Drama CD - All of it