The above avatar is breaking into your house.

KingBowser9001 C O D E N A M E : X from a land down under Since: Aug, 2016 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches

C O D E N A M E : X

#51: Aug 27th 2017 at 6:50:39 AM

Does it still count as success if there's nothing left of my house afterwards?

Inane motivational quote goes here

NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you

why u hurt Stockcar-chan?

#52: Aug 27th 2017 at 1:05:42 PM

Unless he gets a Mega Mushroom or Kamek's magic, I should be fine.

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual

#53: Aug 27th 2017 at 1:07:42 PM

It's a cloud. I don't think it'll have a problem trying to get into my house via the air conditioning.

The League of Heroes

Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy

She/Her | inactive for now

#54: Aug 27th 2017 at 4:55:20 PM

NOOOOO!!!

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016

#55: Aug 28th 2017 at 8:46:22 AM

Kinda want to sit back and let the dogs do their thing, kinda worried that he'll Kick the Dog. Either way, I'm calling the cops.

TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001

#56: Aug 28th 2017 at 9:00:01 AM

Bird in the house! Bird in the house! runs to get broom

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#57: Aug 28th 2017 at 6:43:46 PM

Im done for.

edited 28th Aug '17 6:43:57 PM by inkoalawetrust

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AceTrainerEli The Flame's Salvation from Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

The Flame's Salvation

#58: Aug 30th 2017 at 12:39:04 AM

If my dogs don't get her first, I'd probably try and just chase her off. Cops are a little busy here at the moment.

HYYYPE!!!

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining

The Sun’s Firstborn

#59: Aug 30th 2017 at 1:23:22 PM

Oh god I'm so dead.

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

Fly Air Madeline

#60: Sep 1st 2017 at 8:25:40 PM

She'll just make me bring the things she wants to her?

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Psychedelicate She/Her | inactive for now Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy

She/Her | inactive for now

#61: Sep 3rd 2017 at 4:23:47 PM

Um... no, your cuteness won’t let you get away with this!

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Jer gets all the girls

#62: Sep 4th 2017 at 3:44:11 AM

Oi! No thugs here. Out!

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.

kaalban Schrodinger's Human from everywhere and nowhere Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA

Schrodinger's Human

#63: Sep 4th 2017 at 9:14:46 AM

Ack! So many penguins!

Everything that lives is designed to end.

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#64: Sep 7th 2017 at 7:25:57 AM

I get the kitchen knife ASAP.

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual

#65: Sep 7th 2017 at 7:26:50 AM

*Tries to fend the robot off with water*

The League of Heroes

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love

Asgore Adopts Noelle

#66: Sep 7th 2017 at 7:06:29 PM

*Cowers and Hides*

edited 7th Sep '17 7:06:46 PM by DingoWalley1

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#67: Sep 8th 2017 at 4:56:51 PM

Calls the police and just says to come here with guns.

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate

GAIA

#68: Sep 14th 2017 at 12:38:21 PM

bump

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Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

One just might

#69: Sep 15th 2017 at 1:08:22 AM

Nothing illegal here!

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?

TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001

#70: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:17:31 PM

What the hell, Qu...Star-Lord? I seriously don't have anything that could be of any use, and I don't think any fugitives are hiding in he—hey. Don't look at me like that, Groot. No, I won't be swayed by that expression. Get out.

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend

Mweheheh

#71: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:27:45 PM

Just don't eat anything.

Peace is the only battle worth waging.

Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Hydraloonie

#72: Sep 17th 2017 at 2:27:47 PM

I would call the police and hide.

Progress has it's stepping stones.

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016

#73: Sep 18th 2017 at 7:41:57 AM

I'll call 911. If by chance they get in, I'll meet them in the kitchen with a chef's knife and a Cluster F-Bomb...and really hope that they're easily deterred.