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AlicornGaia Adora, the High Priestess from Local sun temple Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Worry
#1302: Jan 31st 2024 at 8:03:25 PM

The most shocking thing is that an omnicidal being like him wants money.

Edited by Superjohn on Jan 31st 2024 at 10:04:43 AM

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Thartler The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night from Dunno, depends? (Series 1) Relationship Status: Brony
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
#1303: Jan 31st 2024 at 9:58:02 PM

I thought that knights fight for-

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
hARded2000 Aqua Hoshino from right where I am Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Aqua Hoshino
#1304: Jan 31st 2024 at 10:04:56 PM

I did not expect to be killed by a snake in this way.

"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
ZeTropeGuy999 Professional branded pen enjoyer from Tessa's Ship Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Professional branded pen enjoyer
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#1306: Feb 1st 2024 at 1:35:03 AM

I'm probably ded

"Leftover items still have value!"
Thartler The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night from Dunno, depends? (Series 1) Relationship Status: Brony
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
#1307: Feb 1st 2024 at 1:59:31 AM

Not sure how a T-pose is harmf- *Grk*

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
clemont107 Hisuian Lilligant from Hisui (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Hisuian Lilligant
#1309: Feb 1st 2024 at 5:22:51 AM

I'm riddled with them.

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
hARded2000 Aqua Hoshino from right where I am Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Aqua Hoshino
#1310: Feb 1st 2024 at 6:38:24 AM

I'd die.

"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
ZeTropeGuy999 Professional branded pen enjoyer from Tessa's Ship Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Professional branded pen enjoyer
#1311: Mar 3rd 2024 at 10:50:26 PM

Oh no, not agai- (dies)

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Citzeninsane Crap I spelled my name wrong (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Crap I spelled my name wrong
#1312: Mar 4th 2024 at 12:02:14 AM

Well fu-

I'm not here. This isn't happening.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#1313: Mar 4th 2024 at 3:07:49 AM

I could take on Radiohead's logo, but if more than one of the actual band are after me, I'm fricked.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
the look of someone who just had suspension
#1314: Mar 4th 2024 at 3:28:28 AM

Since I'm generously speaking just a Warrior (lvl 1), I'm dead

[down]tbf, he did stab his friend in the eye with a gardening scissor but yeah, I agree

Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 4th 2024 at 9:52:06 PM

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Worry
#1315: Mar 4th 2024 at 4:16:07 AM

He seems....incapable of doing an assassination.

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
LucasdaKool Angie the Angel Fish from In the tank Since: Sep, 2022 Relationship Status: A heart full of love
Angie the Angel Fish
#1316: Mar 4th 2024 at 6:09:51 AM

I would probably dead

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/phoenix_wright___shelly_de_killer_by_lalunatique_d4x1kyv_375w_2x.jpg

Who will Shelly De Killer assassinate?

Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
LibbyClements That one neurodivergent girl from Mount Washington, Kentucky Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Brony
That one neurodivergent girl
#1317: Mar 4th 2024 at 6:14:43 AM

Shelly De Killer is trying to kill me? I'm doomed!

Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
clemont107 Hisuian Lilligant from Hisui (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Hisuian Lilligant
#1318: Mar 4th 2024 at 6:31:16 AM

I'm totally fine.

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
clemont107 Hisuian Lilligant from Hisui (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Hisuian Lilligant
#1319: May 7th 2024 at 5:54:45 PM

[up]bump

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
AlicornGaia Adora, the High Priestess from Local sun temple Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
CanuckMcDuck1 Everybody, Everybody! from Free Country, USA Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#1321: May 7th 2024 at 6:14:26 PM

I’m reduced to ash.

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1322: May 7th 2024 at 8:54:56 PM

Yeah, he could absolutely pull it off. Nobody would catch him either. Damn.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
clemont107 Hisuian Lilligant from Hisui (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Hisuian Lilligant
#1323: May 8th 2024 at 6:16:16 AM

I'm beaten to death in a brawl.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/electivire_4_29_24.png

"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#1324: May 8th 2024 at 6:45:05 AM

I'm doomed to a cartoonish death by electrocution.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
MorganFoulke Mercenary Anarchist Ace from somewhere in the Philippines, France or the US (Pilot) Relationship Status: Abstaining
Mercenary Anarchist Ace
#1325: May 8th 2024 at 7:15:29 AM

My stuff will get stolen before I get killed, huh?

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_0416_2.jpeg

Edited by MorganFoulke on May 8th 2024 at 10:15:39 AM

Yo buddies, still tropin’?

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