The King Without a Kingdom
Get stuffed in a locker, nerd.
It's been 3000 years…
Hisuian Lilligant
I lose.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Everybody, Everybody!
Probably in a fair fight since they don’t have any weapons.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Having Faun
He can punch and he can outthink me, I'm screwed.
Worry
The faun kicks my ass.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Waxen Pinion
What the hell can I even do against unlimited power?
No one's going to cry on my behalf even if I'm sad...
Hisuian Lilligant
He kicks my ass.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Adora, the High Priestess
I might have a chance of winning unless it's a pokemon battle in which case unlikely.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
SheZow the Pal Tamer
Adora as I’m pretty lethargic a good chunk of the time
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
Jer gets all the girls
Nah, those things have guns!
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Don't be fooled by his age, Jerry can end you.
Edited by Murataku on May 7th 2024 at 11:46:25 PM
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Don't Try It
I can probably take Jerry since he's an old-timer, but three seasoned young femme fatales, yeah I get my ass handed to me..
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Worry
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Three secret agents and a former secret agent, my ass is grass.
Obi Wan defeats me, he has the high ground!
Edited by Superjohn on May 7th 2024 at 8:42:48 AM
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Palpatine barbecues my sorry ass to death with Force Lightning.
Hisuian Lilligant
I lose.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
Jer gets all the girls
Depends, does she have her Pokemon with her? If so, I'm dead, if not, I could take her I think.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Adora, the High Priestess
Oh come on it's 4 specially trained agents versus me. I died.
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Having Faun
I have no fucking chance.
The King Without a Kingdom
I feel like he would just dodge all my attacks and lead me to the Pale Man's chamber to be eaten.
It's been 3000 years…
Hisuian Lilligant
I win if he doesn't have his Pokemon. The opposite otherwise.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
ISC-NC-14 ISCHS Telesphorus
Some of the most intensive physical movement I've ever seen Cynthia display is her ordering her Pokémon to attack. I got this.
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."
i think we're gonna be evenly matched
Edited by riptideRuptur on May 8th 2024 at 10:50:13 PM
Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
Everybody, Everybody!
Bubs could already beat me in a fight, but the powers of a squid make it exponentially worse.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
I easily win.
Edited by TheOther36 on May 9th 2024 at 12:22:24 AM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Knuckles would probably beat me to a pulp.
I could totally beat a 12-year-old, I just wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror afterwards even if she's an total bitch.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 28th 2024 at 12:09:16 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing