3668: Bob is no longer allowed to apply for citizenship of the following countries: the Republic of Poland, the Republic of Belarus, the Republic of Lithuania, the Russian Federation, the Federal Republic of Germany, the Republic of Serbia, Ukraine, the Republic of Azerbaijan, the Republic of Argentina and Mongolia.
What the hell did you even do there?
Edited by zycone on May 2nd 2024 at 12:15:56 AM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?3668.1: Just... stay out of Europe entirely from now on. Just to be safe.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3668.2: Remember Bob, you can't apply the Screaming Face in the Walls for citizenship. Last time you tried to apply them for citizenship in the Republic of South Africa, the Republic of Colombia and Japan.
Edited by TheOther36 on May 2nd 2024 at 8:46:28 PM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.3668.3. Bob may not try to apply for citizenship in Wakanda.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant3669: Bob is not "the last of the Bob species" nor is he from the planet Bobia. The latter sure is a weird way to spell San Jose.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3670: Damn it, Bob! Not again!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3671: Bob isn't allowed to form a team with Snake Eyes, 88 Teeth, Hammerhead, Pussycat, Batman, Double Header, Pickle Puss, Pumpkin Head, Neon Noodle, Jukebox Jaw, and Wolfman.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.Edited by chino514 on May 4th 2024 at 7:38:41 AM
3671.2. Bob may not form a team with any student from U.A. High School.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant3672: The next time I have to tell Bob to put that back, I'm not responsible for what I do to him.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3673: [self-hollered]
Edited by zycone on May 5th 2024 at 7:01:40 PM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?thank you.
Edited by dvorak on May 8th 2024 at 1:14:43 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3674: Bob is not allowed to suggest rules again.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3675: Bob must wait the official 22.3 year period before making a joke about a tragedy.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3676. Bob may not feed me poisoned pineapples.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant3677: Bob, when we ask you to type the rules up, actually fi
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3678: Bob is no longer allowed to use Dog Latin in court.
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?3679: Bob may not sing Take This Job an' Shove It! when we ask him to do something.
3679.1: Where There's a Whip There's a Way, Sixteen Tons, and Work, Mexican Work, are similarly unappreciated.
3679.2: Can it with that "Yes, master, right away master!" crap right now.
Edited by dvorak on May 6th 2024 at 8:57:12 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3680: Bob is not allowed to dare interns to play Rock Paper Scissors with the Disassembly Drone. Chainsaw arms beats paper. And human heads.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3681: Bob is NOT allowed to attempt to get in contact with Dr. Bright from the SCP Foundation due to the bullshittery singularity we suspect it would create.
"Oh, I'm a paramedic, not a fightymedic. That's Caduceus' job."3682: The Singapore vermicelli in the gym is for Sheamus, Bob, not you. Take a hint and leave it there.
3683: Bob is not allowed to tell the tale of the time he caught the ferry to Shelbyville because he needed a new heel for his shoe, deciding to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days, and then tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the timeā¦
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3684. Bob may not dress in a kimono.
"Why do Hisuian Lilligant become extinct in the future? That kind of scares me..." - Hisuian Lilligant
3667.2: Bob is not allowed to sing heavy metal with the Face, nor is he allowed to start any sort of band with it.
from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context